Rentokil Initial Plc,
Head Office,
Felcourt
East Grinstead
West Sussex
RH19 2JY

Dear Sir, Madam


RE: Outbreak of pests in south eastern Sheffield.


We have been inundated with calls,
Reporting the sight of strange looking creatures crawling out of the
Woodwork, predominately in the south eastern suburbs of Sheffield. In most cases these creatures are thought to be quite harmless, although slightly irritating (and a known mental deficiency),
And it is widely predicted that they will all return to hibernation before the end of January, and will not reappear again for many years to come, if at all.
However, there is thought to be a significant link to the plague of Moths, which are believed to have come from articles of red & white clothing, which having not seen the light of day since April 1993, have suddenly reappeared again. It is believed that when these items were offered to various aid establishments such as Oxfam, they were immediately rejected and given straight back to their owners, who have now suddenly discovered a need and use for them again.

Again, this problem will soon be eradicated.

Yours truly,


Rentokil Initial Plc,
Sheffield Dept.


:D

how true 8)

from this i'm guessing that only now because sufc are pushing for promotion that the shirts are coming out again, this leads me onto a diff question, as i'm moving to sheffield i was gonna buy a season ticket or maybe go to a few games but which one? the place i'm living is right next to sufc ground but which team plays the better football and more exciting matches?? please help

Best thing to do is go and see both, pick and choose your matches and make your own mind up. United are certainly the form team at the moment and if they keep it up will probably get promoted. However Hillsborough is well worth a visit, Wednesday are struggling for First Division survival and who knows what will happen if they do get relegated, but they are still reasonably well supported and all things equal generally attract higher attendances than United.

8) Nah Den Ace........


Rentokil Initial Plc,
Head Office,
Felcourt
East Grinstead
West Sussex
RH19 2JY

Dear Sir, Madam


RE: Outbreak of pests in south eastern Sheffield.


We have been inundated with calls,
Reporting the sight of strange looking creatures crawling out of the
Woodwork, predominately in the south eastern suburbs of Sheffield. In most cases these creatures are thought to be quite harmless, although slightly irritating (and a known mental deficiency),
And it is widely predicted that they will all return to hibernation before the end of January, and will not reappear again for many years to come, if at all.
However, there is thought to be a significant link to the plague of Moths, which are believed to have come from articles of red & white clothing, which having not seen the light of day since April 1993, have suddenly reappeared again. It is believed that when these items were offered to various aid establishments such as Oxfam, they were immediately rejected and given straight back to their owners, who have now suddenly discovered a need and use for them again.

Again, this problem will soon be eradicated.

Yours truly,


Rentokil Initial Plc,
Sheffield Dept.

:lol: Aye, Bernard, there's the rub!!!!!!!

Regards,

Spacehopper.

Top of D1 though, which is something Wednesday haven't been able to say for a LONNNNNNNNNNNNNNG time.

Originally posted by alchresearch
Top of D1 though, which is something Wednesday haven't been able to say for a LONNNNNNNNNNNNNNG time.
No... but I'm sure they'll be more than proud to say Bottom of D2 before this seasons out. :thumbsup: