I would greatly appreciate your help with the following experiment.

Apparently there is a theory as to the reason why Russian hotels do not equip their bathrooms with bath-plugs.

It seems that the authorities over there, after careful negotiation with top officials from the Flat-Earth Society, have requisitioned them all and are planning to make a giant rubber-ball which they are going to push off the most easterly of the Ural mountain peaks and roll it over the Central European Plane, bounce it over the North Sea until It hits the mainland, eventually Wincobank Hill - which will bounce it back to the city centre - and then it will flatten the Russian Tea shop, a couple of other buildings, and a tram stop.

As yet, I have no proof, I telephoned Mr Putin, but he thought I was just a looney and hung up. However, I am planning on conducting an experiment over the Easter Holiday period.

Then we'll know, and can inform Fylingdales or not as the case may be.

Obviously this is a matter of self-preservation and municipal security. We need to know how many bath plugs we can muster at short notice and how big a ball we can maunfacture if we have to retaliate.

Could everyone count their sink and bath plugs over the weekend, if you don't mind?

I have two I can donate. It's not much, but it is at least a start.

Thank you immensely.

Sam.

I have 3 plugs (ive taken the chains off in advance) also i have a Dozen rubber bits off the bottom of my mothers dining chair legs where will the collection bin be?

Could I respectfully suggest that you contact the developers of Middlewood Hospital (Kingswood Wing) as they now have various rubber lined rooms that are no longer needed.

Unfortunately, the one in the Town Hall still gets an airing after meetings of the full Council, so they won't be able to help in implementing this vital matter of civil defence.

Right, that's five. My neighbour has got two he can donate and Middlewood Hospital rubber is looking good.

Yes, rubber things off the ends of chairs and walking sticks would do to.

Try to stick to black though, that way if we send the ball at night-time it will be less likely to be seen.

We'll sort out a collection point out that suits us all. Perhaps a designated council grit-bin would suffice for now.

Don't be stupid!!!



All we need is someone on Wincobank with an enormous tennis racquet - they'll never know what hit them.

I can't do it though - I'm not very co-ordinated.

Originally posted by Sam Miguel
I would greatly appreciate your help with the following experiment.

Apparently there is a theory as to the reason why Russian hotels do not equip their bathrooms with bath-plugs.

It seems that the authorities over there, after careful negotiation with top officials from the Flat-Earth Society, have requisitioned them all and are planning to make a giant rubber-ball which they are going to push off the most easterly of the Ural mountain peaks and roll it over the Central European Plane, bounce it over the North Sea until It hits the mainland, eventually Wincobank Hill - which will bounce it back to the city centre - and then it will flatten the Russian Tea shop, a couple of other buildings, and a tram stop.

As yet, I have no proof, I telephoned Mr Putin, but he thought I was just a looney and hung up. However, I am planning on conducting an experiment over the Easter Holiday period.

Then we'll know, and can inform Fylingdales or not as the case may be.

Obviously this is a matter of self-preservation and municipal security. We need to know how many bath plugs we can muster at short notice and how big a ball we can maunfacture if we have to retaliat

Could everyone count their sink and bath plugs over the weekend, if you don't mind?

I have two I can donate. It's not much, but it is at least a start.

Thank you immensely.

Sam.

I wonder why Mr Putin thinks you are looney Sam?????? :loopy: :loopy: :loopy:

Yes, I can understand Mr Putin think that: he thinks I'm putting world stability at risk.