how many pints of stella should it take for the adverage person to feel drunk.

currently on number 9

If you are on your 9th pint, then it probably isn't Stella, lol...

it might have been in stella.........

deffo stella, im drunk but dont feel pi ss ed might have to snakebite the next one

perhaps you should stop.....

perhaps you should stop.....

Andy dont be boring its the weekend.

ps like your chav caption ! :hihi:

If you pace them out you never need stop...

Drunkeness is subjective.

If you haven't had to crawl home your not drunk.

If you couldn't even crawl your way home then you overstepped the line and maybe you have a drink problem.

how many pints of stella should it take for the adverage person to feel drunk.

currently on number 9

have you got any v.k..?

have you got any v.k..?

not fond of spirits

I would say looking at your spelling of the word 'average' you're already there you pill.

not fond of spirits

vodka kick..makes excellent turbo shandy's with stella ..drink 8 cans of stella then down a couple of v.k stella shandys rapidly...that'll do the trick..lol

I would say looking at your spelling of the word 'average' you're already there you pill.

well i cant spell to save my life when am sober. remarkable for i can program ins C+ java html and machine code, strange but hay ho

strongbow yeh

9 pints of stella and your tipsy... You big girls blouse :hihi:
Na if you would have said 29 pints you would be my hero/idle.

3 pints of stella gets me on my arse :hihi:

how many pints of stella should it take for the adverage person to feel drunk.

currently on number 9

Try shoplifted Lidil Cider and standing outside selling the Big Issue?
If anyone trys to be clever and says,"whats the big issue pal", Say, "I need another drink"

12 stella, 7 strongbow bed time, bugger

I guess number 6 is drunk enough for me :P

They don't brew Stella like they used to do.

Once upon a time I used to quite like a Stella on a really warm evening, but then they reduced the strength from 5.2% to 5.0% and the stuff just didn't taste the same.

Try 8 pints of Jaipur on a night out, that will get you seeing pink elephants. :hihi:

Regards

Doom

They don't brew Stella like they used to do.

Once upon a time I used to quite like a Stella on a really warm evening, but then they reduced the strength from 5.2% to 5.0% and the stuff just didn't taste the same.

Try 8 pints of Jaipur on a night out, that will get you seeing pink elephants. :hihi:

Regards

Doom

Delirium Tremens (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delirium_Tremens_%28beer%29) as well?

morning spoof hows the head lol

Aren't they reducing it to 4.9% now as well so they don't have to pay as much tax?

I wonder if someone has woken up rather embarrassed that they were drinking copious amount of beer alone, telling the who internet about it this morning

Stella is a weak as mermaid pee these days since they started brewing it to a totally different recipe in Wales. Now the old Belgian brewed Stella was a different matter.

http://www.pencilandspoon.com/2012/02/abv-reductions-by-ab-inbev.html

Now Jagermeister and Night Nurse, now your'e talking.

If you want to get 'Hammered' really quickly Spoof, try pouring half a can of special brew (9%) into a pint glass and top up with Frosty Jacks cider (7.5%) its called Satan's serpent bite. Couple of pints gets you wobbly the third makes you do very brave things that usually end up being really painful ;)

morning spoof hows the head lol

dont think hell have come round yet :hihi:

dont think hell have come round yet :hihi:

He is probably stuck up a tree or on a roof wondering how he got there and how the hell to get down :hihi::hihi:

morning spoof hows the head lol

pretty good, just having trubble with vision:hihi::hihi:

pretty good, just having trubble with vision:hihi::hihi:

Spooferman get a full english down you, that allways sorts me out

I never like wife beater (stella) drink real ale instead its stronger and you have different flavours. Bishops finger is my favourite tipple

I never like wife beater (stella) drink real ale instead its stronger and you have different flavours. Bishops finger is my favourite tipple

just one main issue with real ale, taste like soggy weatabix

just one main issue with real ale, taste like soggy weatabix

i like soggy weatabix :D

If you want to get 'Hammered' really quickly Spoof, try pouring half a can of special brew (9%) into a pint glass and top up with Frosty Jacks cider (7.5%) its called Satan's serpent bite. Couple of pints gets you wobbly the third makes you do very brave things that usually end up being really painful ;)

replace the white cider with k cider, bot 8.5% and drinkable, throw in a double of vodka and of blackcurrent liquor and now you're talking.

that sounds like a real alco shot

well strongbow tonight :)

I have on eight..

I have on eight..

7 cans i was bit tipsy

Why would anyone choose to drink Stella, it's foul stuff.

Why would anyone choose to drink Stella, it's foul stuff.

If you drink Stella and then beat your wife then it's not your fault. That's a legal fact.

Stella is a weak as mermaid pee these days since they started brewing it to a totally different recipe in Wales. Now the old Belgian brewed Stella was a different matter.

http://www.pencilandspoon.com/2012/02/abv-reductions-by-ab-inbev.html

Now Jagermeister and Night Nurse, now your'e talking.

That bloody cough linctus ?

just one main issue with real ale, taste like soggy weatabix

. . . and it disproves the maxim that you don't **** on your own doorstep.