You know when you stumble across a site that's... well quite frankly... brilliant.

Well someone posted this (http://www.poetsday.com/html.hw?pid=6db4f49d6c2da1ee0c95c6f49950992d) on another forum and I thought I'd share the wealth with you guys.

Have a look at some of your friends names... they're great!

My ribs still hurt from laughing so hard!

They don't have my name... :(

But I found Chris'... I'll have to show it him later hehe
Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too. :D :o ;) :P

My...everyone always said I had a big mouth...now I know it is true!

Anyone else seen Geoff's ;)

Yep I have DB.... lol!

Great stuff that:D emailed to all my mates to poke fun at them, they can't say anything about my name as it's not on there!:thumbsup:

I don't want to boast but:

Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.

Its true - its all true!!!!

Prove it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You mean you don't trust me :o

im sure i shouldnt post what it says for my name on here!!! :O

helen - ...........

But we can hope its true :p

Well folks ... it's official ... i am "scum of the earth"

Drug addict but willing to share

Half right perhaps?;)

Mine ain't on there :)

Mine means <Leader Of Men>

Originally posted by SatanInHeels
im sure i shouldnt post what it says for my name on here!!! :O

helen - ...........
:wow: Just read yours SIH.

So what you doin tonight huh... gimme a call ;) :P

Mine ain't there :(

No mine's not true - I love mint sauce:P

Originally posted by DaBouncer
:wow: Just read yours SIH.

So what you doin tonight huh... gimme a call ;) :P

:P will do, dont worry ;)

Mine aint there either! Well it is but spelt WRONG!
Gillian - Dyes her hair green, likes clubbing.

think you'll find it should be....

Jill - Dyes her hair pink, likes moshing :thumbsup: :D :wink:

My Boyfs is quite accurate tho :D

my means "gay and has a small pecker." :mad:

It's alright for you lot - I've got a face like a smacked arse and need to eat less. :(

Lindsey - Likes doggy style, doesn't do housework......
what can i say?!?!....scary!

oh and to fit in perfectly my boyf --James - built like a horse!
good team then

Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.


:rolleyes: :rolleyes: ;)

Originally posted by tiffy
It's alright for you lot - I've got a face like a smacked arse and need to eat less. :(
Is it true then? :P

The closest you can get to my name is:
Kurt - can kick anyone's arse.

:thumbsup: It's suprisingly accurate :P ;)

In my personal opinion - only 50% of it is true.

Just looking through that list and noticed

Celine - Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.

Thought that summed up Mrs Dion nicely meself :)

[i]Originally posted by fnkysknky[i]
Thought that summed up Mrs Dion nicely meself :)

Lol I like it!

Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an arsehole

lucky its not my real name :rolleyes:

I'm glad that Louise is only my middle name! Tis not a very flattering meaning given here! :)

Mine's quite good actually. Pretty accurate.

And no, Jack isnt my real name...

I'm gutted with mine

'Likes to get around, saggy tits'

Riiight, so 'Martin' is such an unusual name that it couldn't get on that list? Closest I could find were -
Martina - Ugly lesbian.
Martine - Can't act, can't sing, nice tits.
Well, 'Martine' has two out of three, so I guess I'll go for that name :-|

Originally posted by SilentStatic
Riiight, so 'Martin' is such an unusual name that it couldn't get on that list?
Ive done all my mates and they've been weirdly accurate :o so for Martin I was hoping for something like...

Looks like Shaggy from Scooby Do... Total pothead :D

It suits my mate down to the ground, dunno about you :thumbsup:

Nah, my hair wouldn't even do *that* :confused:

Howsabout - "Martin - not even worth bothering about"
;)

Originally posted by SilentStatic
Nah, my hair wouldn't even do *that* :confused:

Howsabout - "Martin - not even worth bothering about"
;)
Nah! I see your location is Fuzz Club!
:headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:
Rock On!

That's not so flattering! :(

Susie, should shave more often, wears Denim aftershave.

Not impressed with mine:

Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.

just looked at that name sight debouncer,i wish

doesn't have my name or my OT's, and we don't have uncommon names :-(

Can't say I'm impressed - mine says "probably a man":loopy: - which I can quite assure I am not - the cheek of it. But, then my name was invented by a man (J M Barry - when he wrote Peter Pan). Although, I must admit I have never liked my name, only got landed with it because my mum and dad picked names they thought couldn't be shortened.:rolleyes: :loopy:

Mines not on, but Im sure Da Bouncer could come up with a few meanings for it!!!!

Ps; he couldn't kick anyones arse thats why his name isn't kurt!!!

Gullible and easily swayed by a good looker! _ don't think this is me ;), but thankfully my parents didn't put a J in front :o

Gives you a whole new perspsective on Princess Leah. :D

I DO housework all the time !!!!!!!

very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl.

any takers?

Originally posted by Lindseyw
I DO housework all the time !!!!!!!

What about the other statement?;) ;)

likes pressing flowers and body piercing- neither true!