6 city traders are looking to go out for a night in sheffield in the next couple of weeks. i dont know how the northern lads play it, but we are looking to spend a lot of money with some good looking girls who can show us the best places in town and are up for a sexy night out.

Please PM if you are a good looking lass and up for a great night!!

What a question:hihi: :loopy:

6 city traders are looking to go out for a night in sheffield in the next couple of weeks. i dont know how the northern lads play it, but we are looking to spend a lot of money with some good looking girls who can show us the best places in town and are up for a sexy night out.

Please PM if you are a good looking lass and up for a great night!!

:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

wicked

hahahahaha...classic

i bet your pm box is overflowing right now uh?

6 city traders are looking to go out for a night in sheffield in the next couple of weeks. i dont know how the northern lads play it, but we are looking to spend a lot of money with some good looking girls who can show us the best places in town and are up for a sexy night out.

Please PM if you are a good looking lass and up for a great night!!

How can you resist women of Sheffield....please no more postings Raprules...we may have a riot on our hands up here....my counsel is to buy a big stick to fend off the screaming mobs............ keep trading and sell big... I said, SELL BIG:hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

What a falava:hihi:
What a banana:loopy:

Can one of the moderators save this posting from Raprules? Perhaps we can have a list of the best and worst postings of the year near Xmas time?

Waddya think out there?

Can one of the moderators save this posting from Raprules? Perhaps we can have a list of the best and worst postings of the year near Xmas time?

Waddya think out there?



:hihi:

:thumbsup: sounds like an idea

Absolute classic

6 city traders are looking to go out for a night in sheffield in the next couple of weeks. i dont know how the northern lads play it, but we are looking to spend a lot of money with some good looking girls who can show us the best places in town and are up for a sexy night out.

Please PM if you are a good looking lass and up for a great night!!

What a Kn*b!!!!

Sorry, I can't help but sniggered a little bit as well. :D

Do ppl reply to ads like this ? Well, tbh, if you want a 'sexy night out' or 'posy' joints, then maybe Leeds is your place. I find Sheffield to be a tad more down to earth than that tbh. A lot of ppl say that Leeds is a smaller version of London.

Might I suggest starting at the West End of the North, 'The Wicker'?

A stroll back towards the centre of town, taking in the fine drink and tobacco to be experienced at the Market Tavern, before going through the Burbery clad denizens of the Castle Quarter.

A short walk up West Street will soon introduce you to the flower of Yorkshire's womanhood, who can be found uttering their traditional evening greeting of 'Business, luv?' in their dulcet tones.

Should lap dancing be required, I believe the Sheffield Scandanavian Society hold a folk evening every Thursday. Bring your own reindeer.

And you should never forget the ritual greeting that all visitors should make in the middle of West Street, at 11-00pm on a Friday night, preferbly after a local derby football match. Walk in to the centre of the street and, waiting for a lull in the noise, shout out 'You northern nancies. Barnsley is better than Wednesday, and Doncaster Rovers is better than United.' This should be yelled repeatedly until the attention of the locals is obtained. At that point, find a young lady with her beau, leer at her and pinch her bottom.

Sheffield has two fine NHS Trusts, and a range of private health care facilities.

:)

6 city traders are looking to go out for a night in sheffield in the next couple of weeks. i dont know how the northern lads play it, but we are looking to spend a lot of money with some good looking girls who can show us the best places in town and are up for a sexy night out.

Please PM if you are a good looking lass and up for a great night!!

Tee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!









(Sounds fabulous) :suspect:

Might I suggest starting at the West End of the North, 'The Wicker'?

A stroll back towards the centre of town, taking in the fine drink and tobacco to be experienced at the Market Tavern, before going through the Burbery clad denizens of the Castle Quarter.

A short walk up West Street will soon introduce you to the flower of Yorkshire's womanhood, who can be found uttering their traditional evening greeting of 'Business, luv?' in their dulcet tones.

Should lap dancing be required, I believe the Sheffield Scandanavian Society hold a folk evening every Thursday. Bring your own reindeer.

And you should never forget the ritual greeting that all visitors should make in the middle of West Street, at 11-00pm on a Friday night, preferbly after a local derby football match. Walk in to the centre of the street and, waiting for a lull in the noise, shout out 'You northern nancies. Barnsley is better than Wednesday, and Doncaster Rovers is better than United.' This should be yelled repeatedly until the attention of the locals is obtained. At that point, find a young lady with her beau, leer at her and pinch her bottom.

Sheffield has two fine NHS Trusts, and a range of private health care facilities.

:)

Splendid :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Might I suggest starting at the West End of the North, 'The Wicker'?

A stroll back towards the centre of town, taking in the fine drink and tobacco to be experienced at the Market Tavern, before going through the Burbery clad denizens of the Castle Quarter.

A short walk up West Street will soon introduce you to the flower of Yorkshire's womanhood, who can be found uttering their traditional evening greeting of 'Business, luv?' in their dulcet tones.

Should lap dancing be required, I believe the Sheffield Scandanavian Society hold a folk evening every Thursday. Bring your own reindeer.

And you should never forget the ritual greeting that all visitors should make in the middle of West Street, at 11-00pm on a Friday night, preferbly after a local derby football match. Walk in to the centre of the street and, waiting for a lull in the noise, shout out 'You northern nancies. Barnsley is better than Wednesday, and Doncaster Rovers is better than United.' This should be yelled repeatedly until the attention of the locals is obtained. At that point, find a young lady with her beau, leer at her and pinch her bottom.

Sheffield has two fine NHS Trusts, and a range of private health care facilities.

:)


:hihi:

:thumbsup:

6 city traders are looking to go out for a night in sheffield in the next couple of weeks. i dont know how the northern lads play it, but we are looking to spend a lot of money with some good looking girls who can show us the best places in town and are up for a sexy night out.

Please PM if you are a good looking lass and up for a great night!!

WTF??? god, i hope 4 ur sake ur an absolute stunner with cases full of cash!!

I swear, posting a message like that, ya'll better be FINE as! Plus, sounds like you're looking for a 'lady of the night', there's plenty of them to be found around sheffield, don't think advertising for one on SheffieldForum is the best way about it though!

6 city traders are looking to go out for a night in sheffield in the next couple of weeks. i dont know how the northern lads play it, but we are looking to spend a lot of money with some good looking girls who can show us the best places in town and are up for a sexy night out.

Please PM if you are a good looking lass and up for a great night!!

Please accept my invitation to come to The Last Laugh Comedy Club, in the heart of the city centre. We'll get you and your escorts a lovely table at the front, and Toby won't mention anything.

I swear, posting a message like that, ya'll better be FINE as! Plus, sounds like you're looking for a 'lady of the night', there's plenty of them to be found around sheffield, don't think advertising for one on SheffieldForum is the best way about it though!

Ewww don't say that I was just talking to this guy, (and no I didn't reply to this thread:loopy: ) I would like to clarify I am not a lady of the night :suspect: Must be my name.

Oops, the name is a bit dodgy bjshooter:o ! Didn't mean anyone on this forum was a pro tho!haha! At least I hope not! "We're looking to spend lots of cash as long as you're good looking and up for a sexy night out", what type of girls that gonna attract! Seriously, if you lot are that desirable with all your cash and confidence that fit girls are gonna reply, then why are you advertising for girls to take out with you? Why don't you just go out and 'hand pick' them!? I'm sure you'll be beating them off with a stick!:loopy:

Tips for Southerners coming North for whatever purpose

1. Save all your beef fat. You will be instructed later how to use it.

2. If you forget a Northerner's name, refer to him (or her) as "Love"

3. Just because you can't drive on snow and ice does not mean we always have to give you lifts everywhere.

4. If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in > the cab of a four wheel drive with a 12-pack of Carly Special and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.

5. Don't be surprised to find video rentals and bait in the same store.

6. Do not try to buy fresh pasta. Thump in gob tends to offend..

7. If it can't be fried in lard, it ain't worth cooking.

8. Remember: "Us" is singular. "Thaa" is plural. "Thaas" is plural possessive.

9. There is nothing sillier than a Southerner imitating a northern accent, unless it is a northerner imitating a Brummie accent.

10. Get used to hearing, "Tha not from around here, are tha?"

11. People walk slower.

12. Don't be worried that you don't understand anyone. They don't understand you either.

13. The first Northern expression to creep into a transplanted Southerner's vocabulary "me ducks", Eighty-five percent end their new northern influenced dialect with this expression. One hundred percent are in denial about it.

14. The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper.

15. Be advised: The "He were a southern bugger" ia a legal defence up here.

16. If attending a funeral in the north take your baseball hat off when everyone else does.

17. If you hear a Northern kid exclaim, "Ayup, come and look at this!" stay out of his way. These are likely the last words he will say before the explosion.

18. Most Northerners do not use turn signals, and they ignore those who do. In fact, if you see a signal blinking on a car with a northern licence plate, you may rest assured that it was on when the car was purchased.

19. Southerners can be identified by the spit on the inside of their car's windscreen that comes from yelling at other drivers.

20. The summer wardrobe you always brought out in April can wait til June.

21. If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the most minuscule accumulation of sun, your presence is required at the local chemist. It does not matter if you need anything from there, it is just something you're supposed to do.

22. Satellite dishes are very popular in the North. When you purchase one, it is to be positioned directly in front of your caravan. This is logical, bearing in mind that the dish cost considerably more than the caravan and should, therefore, be displayed.

23. Blizzards and Northerners going through a divorce have a lot in common. In either case, you know someone is going to lose a caravan.

24. Leeds does NOT have a castle, no matter how often you ask us.

25. In Northern churches you will hear the hymn, "Come All Ye Faithful". You will also hear expressions such as, "Bugger me, Lord", "God knows", "Jesus wept!" and "God help the poor cow ".

26. As you are cursing the person driving 15 mph in a 55 mph zone, directly in the middle of the road, remember, many folks learned to drive on a model of vehicle known as a Reliant Robin, and this is the proper speed and lane position for the vehicle.

27. You can ask a Northerner for directions, but unless you already know the positions of key piles of rubble, canals, coal mines, railway crossings, and where factories used to stand, you're better off trying to find it yourself.

Please accept my invitation to come to The Last Laugh Comedy Club, in the heart of the city centre. We'll get you and your escorts a lovely table at the front, and Toby won't mention anything.

You're evil. :nod:

Ok.

Well i wasnt expecting that barrage of abuse and mickey taking!!

Thank you Unisol for your advice and recommendations.

Maybe its the language difference between us southern shandy drinkers and you northern monkeys but all I was trying to do was to establish some contacts with some lovely girls who we could take out, treat and generally have a good time with for the night. Obviously this was misread by you people!

I am not some sleazy person looking for hookers or the like, I was just trying to get to know some people before visiting what I believed to be was a very hospitable city!?

isnt this the same guy that wanted the sheffield rapper for a party?

your a funny fella.

I think it may have been the line:
i dont know how the northern lads play it, but we are looking to spend a lot of money with some good looking girls
which set a few pulses racing.. :shakes:

Sheffield's a very hospitable city - to those who show a bit of respect.

Basically coming the 'flash city traders with money to burn' with us isn't necessarily the best way to make friends.

I'll be ur friend (well I am pretty skint at the mo:hihi: ) and I have expensive taste, pink champage and the likes!!

I'd like to apologise for the comments made. You will of course be welcomed in sheffield and i think to all those people who have had a laugh at this guys expense should be ashamed og themselves. You should be happy that a Londoner actually knows that our fine city exsists let alone be prepared to spend money here. The fact that people are prepared to come and sample our nightlife is good for the city and plus they will probably require a hotel room for the night which will increase occupancy rates. So before you all come out and take the **** think before you speak about the possible investment you are taking away.

6 city traders
D'you think he means like yuppies, or those cockney fellas that "trade" their wares from a suitcase balanced on a couple of milk-crates? :confused:

I'd like to apologise for the comments made. You will of course be welcomed in sheffield and i think to all those people who have had a laugh at this guys expense should be ashamed og themselves. You should be happy that a Londoner actually knows that our fine city exsists let alone be prepared to spend money here. The fact that people are prepared to come and sample our nightlife is good for the city and plus they will probably require a hotel room for the night which will increase occupancy rates. So before you all come out and take the **** think before you speak about the possible investment you are taking away.

Have some pride you servile wretch....oooh they might come and spend their money they've probably fleeced off the back of some dodgy deal involving 3rd world economies let's all drop to our knees.

Anyone who put a thread up like that - deserved the abuse - suitably chastened and with a bit of humility they may well get a warm welcome. City traders .....what's cockney rhyming slang for merchant banker again ?

And i'm a southerner.

D'you think he means like yuppies, or those cockney fellas that "trade" their wares from a suitcase balanced on a couple of milk-crates? :confused:They are not mutually exclusive.

There are plenty of very wealthy 'cockney fellas' trading stocks, shares and commodities on the various markets in London. The stock market and the street market are not too dissimilar.

Might I suggest starting at the West End of the North, 'The Wicker'?

A stroll back towards the centre of town, taking in the fine drink and tobacco to be experienced at the Market Tavern, before going through the Burbery clad denizens of the Castle Quarter.

A short walk up West Street will soon introduce you to the flower of Yorkshire's womanhood, who can be found uttering their traditional evening greeting of 'Business, luv?' in their dulcet tones.

Should lap dancing be required, I believe the Sheffield Scandanavian Society hold a folk evening every Thursday. Bring your own reindeer.

And you should never forget the ritual greeting that all visitors should make in the middle of West Street, at 11-00pm on a Friday night, preferbly after a local derby football match. Walk in to the centre of the street and, waiting for a lull in the noise, shout out 'You northern nancies. Barnsley is better than Wednesday, and Doncaster Rovers is better than United.' This should be yelled repeatedly until the attention of the locals is obtained. At that point, find a young lady with her beau, leer at her and pinch her bottom.

Sheffield has two fine NHS Trusts, and a range of private health care facilities.

:)

I was just about to post something just like that

Ok I have a suggestion, I will be willing to help.

How about we do what a good proportion of the students do, go to Home bargains/netto etc. and find whatever alcohol is the cheapest and strongest (whether it tastes like industrial cleaner is irrelevant), get absolutely wasted on that, and I will take the rest of your lot of money to fund my student debt?!

I'd like to apologise for the comments made. You will of course be welcomed in sheffield and i think to all those people who have had a laugh at this guys expense should be ashamed og themselves. You should be happy that a Londoner actually knows that our fine city exsists let alone be prepared to spend money here. The fact that people are prepared to come and sample our nightlife is good for the city and plus they will probably require a hotel room for the night which will increase occupancy rates. So before you all come out and take the **** think before you speak about the possible investment you are taking away.

Good God almighty.

I've never tugged my forelock in my life and I don't intend starting now.

Next we'll be suggesting the return of juste primae noctis and other such methods of putting us all in our places.

If the original posting had been more respectful, then I think that a totally different range of responses would have been obtained.

As for removing investment - I doubt it.

Joe

I'd like to apologise for the comments made. You will of course be welcomed in sheffield and i think to all those people who have had a laugh at this guys expense should be ashamed og themselves. You should be happy that a Londoner actually knows that our fine city exsists let alone be prepared to spend money here. The fact that people are prepared to come and sample our nightlife is good for the city and plus they will probably require a hotel room for the night which will increase occupancy rates. So before you all come out and take the **** think before you speak about the possible investment you are taking away.
Dude he specifically asked for some girls I dont think any amount of alcohol you ply him with will get him to go with you to Fuel with you mate so you can cop off. :hihi:

Dude he specifically asked for some girls I dont think any amount of alcohol you ply him with will get him to go with you to Fuel with you mate so you can cop off. :hihi:

He he, i'm sure fuel has a lot more to offer in terms of 'girls' than anywhere else! Come to Fuel mister and i'll show ya a good time :hihi:

I'd like to apologise for the comments made. You will of course be welcomed in sheffield and i think to all those people who have had a laugh at this guys expense should be ashamed og themselves. You should be happy that a Londoner actually knows that our fine city exsists let alone be prepared to spend money here. The fact that people are prepared to come and sample our nightlife is good for the city and plus they will probably require a hotel room for the night which will increase occupancy rates. So before you all come out and take the **** think before you speak about the possible investment you are taking away.

I am sure the good ladies of Sheffield will be forever grateful for his charitable work. ;)

He he, i'm sure fuel has a lot more to offer in terms of 'girls' than anywhere else! Come to Fuel mister and i'll show ya a good time :hihi:
I've been mate before it was opened to have a chat with Danny.
Given I used to be a promotor for VIP it wouldn't shock me in the slightest ;)

Cheers for the offer tho :P

The fact that people are prepared to come and sample our nightlife is good for the city and plus they will probably require a hotel room for the night which will increase occupancy rates. So before you all come out and take the **** think before you speak about the possible investment you are taking away.

hahahahaha, that made me laugh - obviously we cant pass up on this offer of investment, sheffields economy would obviously struggle without this investment!

i aint got a problem with folk coming to sheffield whatsoever, i welcome all - but you 367 are obviously taking the ****! ;)

This sounds like fun!!
Do you want me to bring some of my friends out to?
I do expect to be treated like a princess and dont think its guaranteed!!
Give me a ring on 07770756408 to arrange it.

Nat
xx

I do expect to be treated like a princess and dont think its guaranteed!!
Nat
xx
I bets it's a 9/10 sure fire bet that it is tho right ;)
:hihi:

I've been mate before it was opened to have a chat with Danny.
Given I used to be a promotor for VIP it wouldn't shock me in the slightest ;)

Cheers for the offer tho :P

Didn't mean you silly! I meant raprules!!

I'm washing my hair. natasha seems fairly keen though...:rolleyes:

Ok, Im going to come accross as a slapper here and that is very far from the truth!

Google flirt divert ;)

Nat
xx

6 city traders are looking to go out for a night in sheffield in the next couple of weeks. i dont know how the northern lads play it, but we are looking to spend a lot of money with some good looking girls who can show us the best places in town and are up for a sexy night out.

Please PM if you are a good looking lass and up for a great night!!

Awww bless. I bet you think Sheffielders love Londoners. awwwwwww. :rolleyes: ;)

Have a good night out lads, but be careful :hihi:

Ok, Im going to come accross as a slapper here and that is very far from the truth!

Google flirt divert ;)

Nat
xx
I knew it was flirt divert... I listen to Radio 1 too... I was just teasing ya :P

Natasha seems keen, sounds like a right slapper!

Ok, Im going to come accross as a slapper here and that is very far from the truth!

Google flirt divert ;)

Nat
xx

I wonder how many people actually rang the number though! Surely there must have been someone, come on own up:suspect:

Might I suggest starting at the West End of the North, 'The Wicker'?

A stroll back towards the centre of town, taking in the fine drink and tobacco to be experienced at the Market Tavern, before going through the Burbery clad denizens of the Castle Quarter.

A short walk up West Street will soon introduce you to the flower of Yorkshire's womanhood, who can be found uttering their traditional evening greeting of 'Business, luv?' in their dulcet tones.

Should lap dancing be required, I believe the Sheffield Scandanavian Society hold a folk evening every Thursday. Bring your own reindeer.

And you should never forget the ritual greeting that all visitors should make in the middle of West Street, at 11-00pm on a Friday night, preferbly after a local derby football match. Walk in to the centre of the street and, waiting for a lull in the noise, shout out 'You northern nancies. Barnsley is better than Wednesday, and Doncaster Rovers is better than United.' This should be yelled repeatedly until the attention of the locals is obtained. At that point, find a young lady with her beau, leer at her and pinch her bottom.

Sheffield has two fine NHS Trusts, and a range of private health care facilities.

:)
A couple of points you have missed. You forgot to say how we greatly appreciate and revere Margaret Thatcher and they would adhere themselves immensely to the South Yorks folk if they was to wear a flamboyant 'I love Maggie' t-shirt. As for getting to Sheffield I would reccomend taking the Kings Cross-Doncaster route and to spend a couple of hours in Doncaster...making sure of course the great Doncaster folk can see your t-shirts.
Then they could always travel the scenic routes to Sheffield, taking in the quaint villages of Conisbrough, Denaby, Mexborough, Goldthorpe, Thurnscoe (still wearing the t-shirts of course because we know how these villages love Thatcher).
You can enter Sheffield via Tinsley..Thatcher really went well down there.

As for the girls you are after.....Try the pubs The Railway or Cricketers but substitute the Thatcher t-shirt for say......a blue and white vertical striped ones. They love chatting about birds in those pubs.......I say birds, I mean both kinds...sexy females and the feathered kind. So you must brush up on your ornithology. Nocturnal birds go down a treat......so just tell the the guys how much you love owls.
Have fun!!

A couple of points you have missed. You forgot to say how we greatly appreciate and revere Margaret Thatcher and they would adhere themselves immensely to the South Yorks folk if they was to wear a flamboyant 'I love Maggie' t-shirt. As for getting to Sheffield I would reccomend taking the Kings Cross-Doncaster route and to spend a couple of hours in Doncaster...making sure of course the great Doncaster folk can see your t-shirts.
Then they could always travel the scenic routes to Sheffield, taking in the quaint villages of Conisbrough, Denaby, Mexborough, Goldthorpe, Thurnscoe (still wearing the t-shirts of course because we know how these villages love Thatcher).
You can enter Sheffield via Tinsley..Thatcher really went well down there.

As for the girls you are after.....Try the pubs The Railway or Cricketers but substitute the Thatcher t-shirt for say......a blue and white vertical striped ones. They love chatting about birds in those pubs.......I say birds, I mean both kinds...sexy females and the feathered kind. So you must brush up on your ornithology. Nocturnal birds go down a treat......so just tell the the guys how much you love owls.
Have fun!!
Who needs these London boys to tell us how wonderful Thatcher was when we've got Crookesey to do it :D

FriarTuck,

How could I forget!

Wow. London Boys? As in THE London Boys? Who had a couple of top ten hits back in the late eighties?

What are you up to now? Do still do all them ace dance moves an that?

Can't wait for it.

Wow. London Boys? As in THE London Boys? Who had a couple of top ten hits back in the late eighties?

What are you up to now? Do still do all them ace dance moves an that?

Can't wait for it.

:clap: Post of the day.

6 city traders

Trading in what exactly???!!! Judging by the whole post, I'd imagine "hooky" gear... As opposed to stocks and shares! :huh: :rolleyes:

Trading in what exactly???!!! Judging by the whole post, I'd imagine "hooky" gear... As opposed to stocks and shares! :huh: :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

Actually, I trade Euribor interest rate futures speculating intra day price movements. If you read the Financial Times this morning you will see that JC Trichet yesterday implied there would be more rate hikes in the near term. Therefore if you had sold 200 Dec 06 at 96.76 and then paid 73.5 20mins later, you would have gone home with quite a grin on your face (seeing as you probably made about £8000 more than the trader with "hooky" gear)

Classy!

Looks like the girls can get the dancing clogs out.

6 city traders are looking to go out for a night in sheffield in the next couple of weeks. i dont know how the northern lads play it, but we are looking to spend a lot of money with some good looking girls who can show us the best places in town and are up for a sexy night out.

Please PM if you are a good looking lass and up for a great night!!

Bloody southerners :rolleyes: :D

Wow. London Boys? As in THE London Boys? Who had a couple of top ten hits back in the late eighties?

What are you up to now? Do still do all them ace dance moves an that?

Didn't one of them die in a car crash a few years ago??

This sounds like fun!!
Do you want me to bring some of my friends out to?
I do expect to be treated like a princess and dont think its guaranteed!!
Give me a ring on 07********* to arrange it.

Nat
xx

Don't put your mobile number on the forum, use PM :thumbsup:

Actually, I trade Euribor interest rate futures speculating intra day price movements. If you read the Financial Times this morning you will see that JC Trichet yesterday implied there would be more rate hikes in the near term. Therefore if you had sold 200 Dec 06 at 96.76 and then paid 73.5 20mins later, you would have gone home with quite a grin on your face (seeing as you probably made about £8000 more than the trader with "hooky" gear)

Oooohhh.....speculators!

The genuine old fashioned unacceptable face of capitalism! :)

Scary thing is I actually understood this from the time I spent working with some folks to see if we could use neural networks to predict futures......

I'm sadder than I thought....

Actually, I trade Euribor interest rate futures speculating intra day price movements. If you read the Financial Times this morning you will see that JC Trichet yesterday implied there would be more rate hikes in the near term. Therefore if you had sold 200 Dec 06 at 96.76 and then paid 73.5 20mins later, you would have gone home with quite a grin on your face (seeing as you probably made about £8000 more than the trader with "hooky" gear)[/QUOTE]


Really? That's grrr-eat....I'm off for a kip....

Don't put your mobile number on the forum, use PM :thumbsup:


She's already told us it's the flirt divert number!!

She's already told us it's the flirt divert number!!

lol :hihi:

Actually, I trade Euribor interest rate futures speculating intra day price movements. If you read the Financial Times this morning you will see that JC Trichet yesterday implied there would be more rate hikes in the near term. Therefore if you had sold 200 Dec 06 at 96.76 and then paid 73.5 20mins later, you would have gone home with quite a grin on your face (seeing as you probably made about £8000 more than the trader with "hooky" gear)[/QUOTE]


I forwarded this to a mate in the city and he rekons that RAPRULES is small fry doing a tiny little job.... He described it as

"saying you work in government, when all you do is serve tea in the house of lords"

I say we tip our hats to the guy for giving us a few minutes of quality entertainment. I'd like to feel sorry for him, but he sounds like too much of a nob.

I say we tip our hats to the guy for giving us a few minutes of quality entertainment. I'd like to feel sorry for him, but he sounds like too much of a nob.

More posts Raprules...I chuckle just typing the name:hihi: :hihi:

I say we tip our hats to the guy for giving us a few minutes of quality entertainment. I'd like to feel sorry for him, but he sounds like too much of a nob.

I'm feeling so attracted to him right now. :D

(seeing as you probably made about £8000 more than the trader with "hooky" gear)

Please accept my apologies! I didn't realise just how impressive your job was.
Anyway you're more than welcome to visit our fair city, and enjoy the many delights it has to offer a group of well-heeled gentleman from the city.

May I suggest starting off with a classy cocktail in the ubercool "Hen & Chickens"?! Where hundreds of glamorous women will be delighted to see six well-to-do high flyers. And then maybe popping into the "Cannon" where Yorkshires many celebrities can be found drinking the night away, out of the watchful gaze of the paperazzi who gather outside.

I'm sure you'll agree, Sheffield is the perfect destination for a night to remember! Enjoy your stay and be sure to come again...

(seeing as you probably made about £8000 more than the trader with "hooky" gear)

Please accept my apologies! I didn't realise just how impressive your job was.
Anyway you're more than welcome to visit our fair city, and enjoy the many delights it has to offer a group of well-heeled gentleman from the city.

May I suggest starting off with a classy cocktail in the ubercool "Hen & Chickens"?! Where hundreds of glamorous women will be delighted to see six well-to-do high flyers. And then maybe popping into the "Cannon" where Yorkshires many celebrities can be found drinking the night away, out of the watchful gaze of the paperazzi who gather outside.

I'm sure you'll agree, Sheffield is the perfect destination for a night to remember! Enjoy your stay and be sure to come again...
soooooooooooo funny
but also may I suggest a cocktail in the Parkway Tavern.A quaint little pub set in one of Sheffields most memorable landmark apartments:D

Sounds like you want the Omega on Attercliffe pal. No romance but a few quid will do it for ya. What's happened to the playing game? not too confident or too much brass?:|

I wish I'd read all the good guys posts. You had him

He sent me a pm????!!!!

Hi Natas5ha,

Of course we would treat you and your friends like princesses!

We are coming up in a few weeks time, so where do you reckon we go and do?!

lol as if :roll:

Nat
xx

Well, fortunately for RAPRULES, that PM is less embarassing than some of his public postings.

Isn't it a bit mean to post people's PMs up publicly though? :suspect:

Well, fortunately for RAPRULES, that PM is less embarassing than some of his public postings.

Isn't it a bit mean to post people's PMs up publicly though? :suspect:

I agree. Not cool.

It sounds like people from this forum are not very friendly so the Sheffield trip is now cancelled!

It sounds like people from this forum are not very friendly so the Sheffield trip is now cancelled!

As I said before.... Bloody southerners :roll:

No sense of humor :hihi:

It sounds like people from this forum are not very friendly so the Sheffield trip is now cancelled!

Yo RAPRULES! Don't give up on the forum :( reading your posts has given me the biggest chuckle for ages!!:D Keep posting... Pleeeeaaassse

i've lived in london, and moving to sheffield has been like a breath of fresh air - you dont have to fight to get on the tube, you dont have to fight in tescos to get into the queue, the way you say the C**T word up here is class, houses are cheaper....

ok so night life isnt great but it beats a kick in the arse.

to the lad that started this posting, sheffield peeps are lovely...shame u arent coming anymore.....

It sounds like people from this forum are not very friendly so the Sheffield trip is now cancelled!
This is a very friendly forum - you just didn't make it particularly easy on yourself by way of your introduction. For instance, if you'd posted something like "me and a few mates are coming up to Sheffield for a night out, what clubs and bars do you recommend?", I can't imagine anyone would have replied in a less than enthusiastic manner. Instead your post was more "ooh I'm so rich I've practically got pound coins dripping out of my arse - hot Sheffield chicks queue up now!", and also managed to have a stab at insulting the blokes too by suggesting that women might not get treated by them as well as you seem to think they would by you ("I don't know how Northern lads play it").

If you really don't understand why you got the reaction you did from your post fella, then I heartily endorse your decision to cancel your visit - I don't think it would be an enjoyable one.

apparently it is only london people who are on a good wage - no where else in the country makes more than £15K a year.... yeah rite - think they need to open there mind a wee bit, stop snorting copious amounts of coke and see that even above the watford gap, people are making big bucks... and we have the added bonus of being able to spend our big salaries instad of paying stupid house prices and huge bills for rounds of drinks....

so re the comment dont know how northern lads play it, come out with me and my colleagues pal...we will take you to posh restaurants, glam bars and champagne receptions.... just that we have the extra woman factor - we arent pathetic enough to need escorts or prostitutes for the night....does your wife know that you are after female company? Or have you gone down the career path and you are too old to find a nice woman now cause you have spent endless years behind a desk????

Tips for Southerners coming North for whatever purpose

1. Save all your beef fat. You will be instructed later how to use it.

2. If you forget a Northerner's name, refer to him (or her) as "Love"

3. Just because you can't drive on snow and ice does not mean we always have to give you lifts everywhere.

4. If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in > the cab of a four wheel drive with a 12-pack of Carly Special and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.

5. Don't be surprised to find video rentals and bait in the same store.

6. Do not try to buy fresh pasta. Thump in gob tends to offend..

7. If it can't be fried in lard, it ain't worth cooking.

8. Remember: "Us" is singular. "Thaa" is plural. "Thaas" is plural possessive.

9. There is nothing sillier than a Southerner imitating a northern accent, unless it is a northerner imitating a Brummie accent.

10. Get used to hearing, "Tha not from around here, are tha?"

11. People walk slower.

12. Don't be worried that you don't understand anyone. They don't understand you either.

13. The first Northern expression to creep into a transplanted Southerner's vocabulary "me ducks", Eighty-five percent end their new northern influenced dialect with this expression. One hundred percent are in denial about it.

14. The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper.

15. Be advised: The "He were a southern bugger" ia a legal defence up here.

16. If attending a funeral in the north take your baseball hat off when everyone else does.

17. If you hear a Northern kid exclaim, "Ayup, come and look at this!" stay out of his way. These are likely the last words he will say before the explosion.

18. Most Northerners do not use turn signals, and they ignore those who do. In fact, if you see a signal blinking on a car with a northern licence plate, you may rest assured that it was on when the car was purchased.

19. Southerners can be identified by the spit on the inside of their car's windscreen that comes from yelling at other drivers.

20. The summer wardrobe you always brought out in April can wait til June.

21. If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the most minuscule accumulation of sun, your presence is required at the local chemist. It does not matter if you need anything from there, it is just something you're supposed to do.

22. Satellite dishes are very popular in the North. When you purchase one, it is to be positioned directly in front of your caravan. This is logical, bearing in mind that the dish cost considerably more than the caravan and should, therefore, be displayed.

23. Blizzards and Northerners going through a divorce have a lot in common. In either case, you know someone is going to lose a caravan.

24. Leeds does NOT have a castle, no matter how often you ask us.

25. In Northern churches you will hear the hymn, "Come All Ye Faithful". You will also hear expressions such as, "Bugger me, Lord", "God knows", "Jesus wept!" and "God help the poor cow ".

26. As you are cursing the person driving 15 mph in a 55 mph zone, directly in the middle of the road, remember, many folks learned to drive on a model of vehicle known as a Reliant Robin, and this is the proper speed and lane position for the vehicle.

27. You can ask a Northerner for directions, but unless you already know the positions of key piles of rubble, canals, coal mines, railway crossings, and where factories used to stand, you're better off trying to find it yourself.

:D had to quote up to the last page, its classic and got ignored :(

OMG this is the absolute funniest thread I have ever read! I can't believe he PM'd Natasha! CLASSIC!!!!! Love it.

BTW - I am going to London tomorrow - do you think he will lend me and my OH some money to spend ... as us Norverners are like, a bit poor? Oh my word! Thanks Raprules for the best laugh I've had in ages.

Fantastic. I like to think that the North and the South are now a little bit closer to each other. Maybe someone should send a similar message to other forums and collect the replies...

Might I suggest starting at the West End of the North, 'The Wicker'?

A stroll back towards the centre of town, taking in the fine drink and tobacco to be experienced at the Market Tavern, before going through the Burbery clad denizens of the Castle Quarter.

A short walk up West Street will soon introduce you to the flower of Yorkshire's womanhood, who can be found uttering their traditional evening greeting of 'Business, luv?' in their dulcet tones.

Should lap dancing be required, I believe the Sheffield Scandanavian Society hold a folk evening every Thursday. Bring your own reindeer.

And you should never forget the ritual greeting that all visitors should make in the middle of West Street, at 11-00pm on a Friday night, preferbly after a local derby football match. Walk in to the centre of the street and, waiting for a lull in the noise, shout out 'You northern nancies. Barnsley is better than Wednesday, and Doncaster Rovers is better than United.' This should be yelled repeatedly until the attention of the locals is obtained. At that point, find a young lady with her beau, leer at her and pinch her bottom.

Sheffield has two fine NHS Trusts, and a range of private health care facilities.

:)

Hit the nail right on the head. mate think the only thing you missed was be carful of our shandy its a bit stronger than the southern stuff lol

I'm not going to slag this guy off. Have you ever read American Psycho? He seems a LOT like Patrick Bateman.