confusious say-those who know do not ask-those who ask do not know.Anyone know any others?-authentic one's of course.

confusious say ......sister in law who sits on brother in laws knee makes it hard for big brother:loopy:

Originally posted by panda79
confusious say ......sister in law who sits on brother in laws knee makes it hard for big brother:loopy:

this is a dig at the West Country again, isn't it?

Confucious, he say : no such thing as rape : woman with skirt up can run faster than man with trousers down: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Originally posted by halevan
Confucious, he say : no such thing as rape : woman with skirt up can run faster than man with trousers down: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Hmmmmmmmmmmm :mad:

Some excellent ones here : http://www.geocities.com/jokewoman/csay.html

Love this one ~

Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok

Confucius, he say :

Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day

'Girl in aeroplane. Aeroplane fly upsidedown. Girl crack up'

Kilt wearing Scotsman in high wind has end in sight.

Man who blows own trumpet is double jointed