I read this and nearly pmsl, a man caught "pleasuring" a goat was forced to marry the goat as punishment.

If this comes to Sheffield me and my left hand will have to get wed!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm



Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

Wonder if it was a pretty Goat?

Classic...:thumbsup:

Wonder if it was a pretty Goat?

Haha - your avatar and this thread are a good match...

"You're my wife now!"

The goat has been forced to wear a veil when in public and also must walk several paces behind her husband.

At least you wont have to send her to shop for milk for ya cornflakes just give her a pull

At least you wont have to send her to shop for milk for ya cornflakes just give her a pull

Could anyone knowingly drink milk from an animal with which they know has felt "the intimate touch of a man"?

Not I :gag:

Are they going to have kids?

Are they going to have kids?

They'll have no problem finding a nanny.

:gag: that is horrible!

We'll have a new breed of 'goatman' :hihi: Can you imagine if they could do that and they had a goat walking on his hind legs and talking lol.

:gag: that is horrible!

We'll have a new breed of 'goatman' :hihi: Can you imagine if they could do that and they had a goat walking on his hind legs and talking lol.

We've got them already...they attend The House of Commons :thumbsup:

One of my mates says he's been married to a cow for years. :hihi:

Incidentally, why don't Sudanese men have zips on their robes? Its so as the goats won't hear them as they creep up behind them :hihi:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4748292.stm

I was in creases when I read about it, and then when I saw: "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up." It made me laugh even more :D

Heres the brides family all falling down drunk. (http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/Doppler1/faintinggoats.gif) at the reception.

Is it the SAME (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=141563&highlight=goat) bloke?

Is it the SAME (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=141563&highlight=goat) bloke?

Indeed, shame on me for not searching.

Tragically the lady in question has died recently :hihi:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6619983.stm

It appears to be something to with plastic bags once again.

Are they going to have kids?

:hihi: :hihi: probably several Kids. :hihi: :hihi:

you're kidding :hihi:

One of my mates says he's been married to a cow for years. :hihi:

Incidentally, why don't Sudanese men have zips on their robes? Its so as the goats won't hear them as they creep up behind them :hihi:


Yeah thats man at our work,but he said she cant half cook thats why:hihi:

Yeah thats man at our work,but he said she cant half cook thats why:hihi:

Mixes up his F's and his C's does he? :hihi: :hihi:

I once forced a goat to marry me.

Does that count?

I once forced a goat to marry me.

Does that count?

It is called unfair advantage.
With the goats greater intelligence and social skills, she probably conned you into it. :hihi: :hihi:

You could have it annulled on the grounds you had no kids :( :D

I thought I was marrying my equal.

Turned out she was far classier than me.

Mixes up his F's and his C's does he? :hihi: :hihi:

no mixes up his C & H's


What she cant calf hook ????:hihi: :hihi:

I thought I was marrying my equal.

Turned out she was far classier than me.

Yes they think they are so clever those goats, with their smooth patter, and ability to eat tin cans. :hihi: :hihi:

i don't know if this has already been posted (i did have a quick look) but i saw this on the BBC and decided i just had to share it with you all :)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6623895.stm

ok thats vile

but for those of us who are into not just bestiality but necrophilia as well, this is excellent!

i don't know if this has already been posted (i did have a quick look)

Should have had a slightly longer look.

http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=92465

:hihi:

but for those of us who are into not just bestiality but necrophilia as well, this is excellent!

I'd accuse you of being into S & M as well - but that would just be flogging a dead horse.

Dozy

This guy would have probably been sent down but in his country everyone is happy (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm):hihi:

Suppose he'll never be short of milk! ;)

Suppose he'll never be short of milk! ;)


Hahaha.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'll resist any temptation to 'troll' on this thread, but I wonder if it was Billy Goat Gruff??!

Its a ridiculous law!

Now, if it was a sheep....

first kid to be called billy :hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi:

I think he'll have got used to it by now, as the date on the link item is: Last Updated: Friday, 24 February 2006, 17:37 GMT

If anyone cares to search I'm sure there were plenty posts when it was news.

I think he'll have got used to it by now, as the date on the link item is:

If anyone cares to search I'm sure there were plenty posts when it was news.

well they'd still be here then wouldn't they ?

Sorry, I was going to do a search but then i realised I simply couldnt be arsed!

Pull the udder one this thread is a joke.

Pull the udder one this thread is a joke.

I agree. These sort of things always get my goat.

The God Pan was half goat (hind quarters) with the sexual habits of a goat

The God Pan was half goat (hind quarters) with the sexual habits of a goat

Add the eating habits too and thats me to a tee :D

Add the eating habits too and thats me to a tee :D


yes now everyone knows:P:gag::hihi: