Does anyone know where She is?..... I used to like Her posts.

Didn't she say she was taking a break from the forum as she was using it to look up her ex too much and cyberstalk him? Or am I thinking of someone else?

Didn't she say she was taking a break from the forum as she was using it to look up her ex too much and cyberstalk him? Or am I thinking of someone else?

You could well be right Lucretia.... but an ex on a forum is no reason not to talk to friends.... that merely says that the ex has a bigger influence in the mind of the people who are so shallow around Him as to "back Him up".... when He clearly is a little s**t.... Mandy deserves our support and not that nasty person.

Warmest regards. You total idiot.... you know who you are.

You could well be right Lucretia.... but an ex on a forum is no reason not to talk to friends.... that merely says that the ex has a bigger influence in the mind of the people who are so shallow around Him as to "back Him up".... when He clearly is a little s**t.... Mandy deserves our support and not that nasty person.

Warmest regards. You total idiot.... you know who you are.

Very true Jake!

Come back Mandy!

You are too nice my sunshine and you glisten on me.... look out for Mandy.... She needs your rays.

Warmest regards.

You are too nice my sunshine and you glisten on me.... look out for Mandy.... She needs your rays.

Warmest regards.

Aw thank you, that made me smile :)

She sounds lovely I havnt spoken to her that much but she should know that we're all here for her!

Nobody should be made to feel as if they can't come on the forum and If anybody should leave it should be he ex by the sounds of it.:(

Aw thank you, that made me smile :)

She sounds lovely I havnt spoken to her that much but she should know that we're all here for her!

She sounds lovely because( She is) you give out and recieve lovely thoughts.... but that is your nature.... you are a lovely person in yourself.... be proud of that, this is the support and bring back Mandy25 thread.... She is a lovely person also.... can I tap into your personality?...lol.

I need to tap into someones... "gibber".... :hihi:

Nobody should be made to feel as if they can't come on the forum and If anybody should leave it should be he ex by the sounds of it.:(

Quite!.... well said.

I remember reading something about her only starting to come on the forum to see if the ex was online etc. and that this was making her feel bad and that she needed to stop doing it so I don't think it was anything to do with him as such, more about how she felt about herself for looking for him online.

I get that...it's like logging onto MSN as offline and seeing if someone is online, not 'cos you want to talk to them necessarily, just to see where they are, then going online to see if they talk to you first. And if they don't or if they immediately go offline feeling horribly rejected...

I think at the time ppl encouraged her to stay around as she had made friends on the forum etc.

Or maybe she's just gone and got one of those life things I hear so much about.

Or maybe it's not her I'm thinking of and if not - many apologies Mandy for confusing you with someone else!

aw thanks for the nice coments and even the ones suggesting I'm a cyberstalker lol tho i don't think i've taken it that far. I'm just having a little break from posting regulary but i'll be back to my old self soon :cool:

Sorry, I realise the cyberstalker thing probably sounded a bit harsh. It was meant in a tongue in cheek kind of way :)

Least you know you're missed and people read your posts;):thumbsup:

Sorry, I realise the cyberstalker thing probably sounded a bit harsh. It was meant in a tongue in cheek kind of way :)

Least you know you're missed and people read your posts;):thumbsup:
its ok i still have a sense of humour

its ok i still have a sense of humour

I think you will always have a sense of humour..... and it is sooooo nice to see you back..... I am made up! :banana: :banana: :banana: :clap: :clap: :clap: Hiya!

I remember reading something about her only starting to come on the forum to see if the ex was online etc. and that this was making her feel bad and that she needed to stop doing it so I don't think it was anything to do with him as such, more about how she felt about herself for looking for him online.


He or She is what the cat dragged in Lucretia Babe..... Mandy has as much right to be here as any of us and I welcome Her back.

He or She is what the cat dragged in Lucretia Babe..... Mandy has as much right to be here as any of us and I welcome Her back.

And Babe is a pig - now how should I take that?
Apologies for not using Mandy's name...I didn't realise that was forum etiquette. Should I also capitalise random pronouns?

He or She is what the cat dragged in Lucretia Babe..... Mandy has as much right to be here as any of us and I welcome Her back.

OOh! A little harsh and unnecessary dontcha think? I don't think Lucretia meant any offence. I certainly didn't read her comments as such.

Being a tad defensive Jake...? Why's that then? You certainly sound smitten... ;)

Welcome back Mandy. Glad you're groovin (and have admirers ;) ),

Chicken Monkey x

And Babe is a pig - now how should I take that?
Apologies for not using Mandy's name...I didn't realise that was forum etiquette. Should I also capitalise random pronouns?

Aaaw! don't take the written word as a sword.... I would not smite thee.

And for the benefit of chickmonk.... I pledge my love to you Lucretia.... gimme a kiss, xx

Aaaw! don't take the written word as a sword.... I would not smite thee.

And for the benefit of chickmonk.... I pledge my love to you Lucretia.... gimme a kiss, xx

Have you been on the love juice?

(take that as you will...)

Chicken Monkey x

Have you been on the love juice?

(take that as you will...)

Chicken Monkey x

You cheeky Monkey.... :D :D :D Nil by mouth.... :gag:

Aaaw! don't take the written word as a sword.... I would not smite thee.

And for the benefit of chickmonk.... I pledge my love to you Lucretia.... gimme a kiss, xx

The pen is mightier than the sword so what does that make the keyboard?:confused:

I think chickmonk was implying you're smitten with Mandy so you better save your kisses for the lady herself ;)

The pen is mightier than the sword so what does that make the keyboard?:confused:

I think chickmonk was implying you're smitten with Mandy so you better save your kisses for the lady herself ;)

I can tell you're mad with me.... :hihi:

She sounds lovely because( She is) you give out and recieve lovely thoughts.... but that is your nature.... you are a lovely person in yourself.... be proud of that, this is the support and bring back Mandy25 thread.... She is a lovely person also.... can I tap into your personality?...lol.

I need to tap into someones... "gibber".... :hihi:im off
jakes on the tap an its only tuesday :hihi: :hihi:

im off
jakes on the tap an its only tuesday :hihi: :hihi:

ROFLMAO!!!!! hahahahaha! :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: certainly was last night. :thumbsup:

I can tell you're mad with me.... :hihi:

Haha, no I'm not mad - tried to show that with the ;) Things don't always come across as they're meant on t'internet even with the vast array of cute emoticons.

However, I can see where your affections truly lie and (in the words of my ex) I won't be second best to anyone!:P :D

Haha, no I'm not mad - tried to show that with the ;) Things don't always come across as they're meant on t'internet even with the vast array of cute emoticons.

However, I can see where your affections truly lie and (in the words of my ex) I won't be second best to anyone!:P :D

Would you be first then?..... I feel a bit of slimsid coming on. :D

Would you be first then?.....

Heh, absolutely. I don't do sloppy seconds,lol

I feel a bit of slimsid coming on.... :D

Ooh so tempting but no, I'm not gonna go there...it's a family forum!:hihi:

jake,you flirt you..:love: :love: :love: :love:

time for that cold,cold,shower me thinks :hihi: :hihi:

jake,you flirt you..:love: :love: :love: :love:

time for that cold,cold,shower me thinks :hihi: :hihi:

Wise thoughts from a wise man. :hihi: :hihi: :thumbsup:

Wise thoughts from a wise man. :hihi: :hihi: :thumbsup:of course you may just have to wait a little longer for the boiler to get hot :hihi:

of course you may just have to wait a little longer for the boiler to get hot :hihi:

This old boiler does take a while to warm up.... :hihi:

Right now we have found Mandy anyone know what happened to Internetowl?

Right now we have found Mandy anyone know what happened to Internetowl?last seen rovverum forum

of course you may just have to wait a little longer for the boiler to get hot :hihi:

If it's a cold shower surely the boiler doesn't need to get hot? Can just jump right in there...

If it's a cold shower surely the boiler doesn't need to get hot? Can just jump right in there...

Sometimes something "Hot" can have the desired effect of cooling you down. :thumbsup:

Ah I see - you mean like a refreshing cup of tea on a summers day:D

Or is it that hot things cause you to sweat which in turn cools you down...

Ah I see - you mean like a refreshing cup of tea on a summers day:D


I was gonna say that. :D


Or is it that hot things cause you to sweat which in turn cools you down...

Oooooh! keep talking.... :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

I was gonna say that. :D



Oooooh! keep talking.... :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

I can't - I'd get in trouble!:hihi:

I can't help myself.:hihi:

Smooth talker you.... you'll get yourself into trouble one day. :hihi:

Somebody..please throw a bucket of water over these two.......:D

If it's a cold shower surely the boiler doesn't need to get hot? Can just jump right in there...
well spotted :thumbsup:

Smooth talker you.... you'll get yourself into trouble one day. :hihi:
ere jake,you didnt happen to find that viagra i dropped somewere round your area did you,only it was a full box ,but theres only one left now, and that has teeth marks on it :hihi:

Somebody..please throw a bucket of water over these two.......:D

Isn't that what you're supposd to do to fighting dogs?:o

A cold shower was mentioned but I had a hot bath instead. It must have made me delerious 'cos unless the voices in my head have been leading my typing I don't remember saying I couldn't help myself... Although sometimes it's true:hihi:

Somebody..please throw a bucket of water over these two.......:D

Oh!.... you would have to pipe up.... :hihi:

Isn't that what you're supposd to do to fighting dogs?:o

A cold shower was mentioned but I had a hot bath instead. It must have made me delerious 'cos unless the voices in my head have been leading my typing I don't remember saying I couldn't help myself... Although sometimes it's true:hihi:

My wife's been throwing a bucket of cold water over me for 40 yrs......It's not worked yet though. :thumbsup:

:Smooth talker you.... you'll get yourself into trouble one day. :hihi:

Looks like I already have. :o And through no fault of my own...tsk. I was misquoted, your honour.

My wife's been throwing a bucket of cold water over me for 40 yrs......It's not worked yet though. :thumbsup:

LMAO, Must be a big bucket if it's the same one....:D

She bought it at Pondstretcher

LMAO, Must be a big bucket if it's the same one....:D

ROFLMAO!!!..... that was quick.... he says prematurely. :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

She bought it at Pondstretcher

Ha, that's terrible - but very funny. :D

ROFLMAO!!!..... that was quick.... he says prematurely. :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Ah, the quick ones (remarks of course) off the cuff often bring the most pleasure :hihi:

Ah, the quick ones (remarks of course) off the cuff often bring the most pleasure :hihi:
yeehaa,!!!!!!! and on that note im going to leave you two to it as it could carry on all night,...........

( yes, i know, thats why i left it open like i did,just for the inuendo,s ):hihi: :hihi:

yeehaa,!!!!!!! and on that note im going to leave you two to it as it could carry on all night,..........:hihi: :hihi:

You said it.... :help: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

I'm developing bad habits. This is the most I've posted ever in one day. I'll wear myself out, or send myself blind, whichever comes first. I dunno...all it takes is a bit of implied filth and I get carried away. Must...stop...now...

I'm developing bad habits. This is the most I've posted ever in one day. I'll wear myself out, or send myself blind, whichever comes first. I dunno...all it takes is a bit of implied filth and I get carried away. Must...stop...now...

It's Jake01 who'll where himself out.....but please carry on....the world is watching with bated breath.......:thumbsup:

It's Jake01 who'll where himself out.....but please carry on....the world is watching with bated breath.......:thumbsup:

The whole world?? Oh now I've gone all shy..:blush:

Nah, I'm sure the world has better things to do with it's breath, whereas I clearly don't tonight:lol:

I'm developing bad habits. This is the most I've posted ever in one day. I'll wear myself out, or send myself blind, whichever comes first. I dunno...all it takes is a bit of implied filth and I get carried away. Must...stop...now...

Noooooo! dont stop, keep going. :hihi:

And Shoeshine..... be a gentleman and look the other way. :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Noooooo! dont stop, keep going. :hihi:

And Shoeshine..... be a gentleman and look the other way. :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

I stopped looking before my last post on this thread......look at the way I spelled wear (where).........:thumbsup:

I stopped looking before my last post on this thread......look at the way I spelled wear (where).........:thumbsup:

Gotcha.... you cream cracker. :D :thumbsup:

Gotcha.... you cream cracker. :D :thumbsup:

I am getting out of this thread now........I feel like a voyager... (I mean voyeur)......see what you two are doing to my spelling......... :thumbsup:

I ams getting out of this threed now........I feel like a voyager... (I mean voyeur)......see whot you too are doing to my speeelling......... :thumbsup:

Nothing out of the ordinary.... but you may go blind.... tell the missus to fill that bucket. :hihi: :thumbsup:

Nothing out of the ordinary.... but you may go blind.... tell the missus to fill that bucket. :hihi: :thumbsup:what ? from this distance:hihi:

Noooooo! dont stop, keep going. :hihi:

And Shoeshine..... be a gentleman and look the other way. :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

I feel kinda guilty if I go off on a tangent, with respect to the OP, but as it's your own thread that you've joined in hijacking, bring it on:hihi:

No really...I haven't managed to get anything useful done tonight. I swore I'd never get like that...I thought I could handle it...just lurking, reading, posting once in a blue moon but always trying to make sure it was pertinent and added something to topic and now look...it's all ruined...

Quick - find someone to blame! I blame Shoeshine and depoix for inflaming things:hihi: :D

what ? from this distance:hihi:

I think you are quite right.... from what I hear, the bucket is used to keep the distance.... He is a randy old s*d so I am told. Don't quote me on it and don't say I said so. :hihi:

I feel kinda guilty if I go off on a tangent, with respect to the OP, but as it's your own thread that you've joined in hijacking, bring it on:hihi:

No really...I haven't managed to get anything useful done tonight. I swore I'd never get like that...I thought I could handle it...just lurking, reading, posting once in a blue moon but always trying to make sure it was pertinent and added something to topic and now look...it's all ruined...

Quick - find someone to blame! I blame Shoeshine and depoix for inflaming things:hihi: :D

I only suggested a bucket of water......and it's got a hole in it anyway :thumbsup:

I think you are quite right.... from what I hear, the bucket is used to keep the distance.... He is a randy old s*d so I am told. Don't quote me on it and don't say I said so. :hihi:
Jake01, I think you need this (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=91566)thread :hihi: .

I feel kinda guilty if I go off on a tangent, with respect to the OP, but as it's your own thread that you've joined in hijacking, bring it on:hihi:

No really...I haven't managed to get anything useful done tonight. I swore I'd never get like that...I thought I could handle it...just lurking, reading, posting once in a blue moon but always trying to make sure it was pert and added something to topic and now look...it's all ruined...

Quick - find someone to blame! I blame Shoeshine and depoix for inflaming things:hihi: :D

I think you have hit the nail on the head. you vixen. :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Jake01, I think you need this (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=91566)thread :hihi: .

Did you need to help spread that rumour.......:thumbsup:

Did you need to help spread that rumour.......:thumbsup:
Sorry Shoeshine, couldn't resist :D .

Sorry Shoeshine, couldn't resist :D .

Look, I dont do cobbling, and I leave horses alone.....ever since.....Oh I nearly divulged something there..................:D

:o

Casting aspersions on my character by misquoting me, how rude:o :o

But I like it..:hihi:

I see your bucket Shoeshine and raise you one without a hole

I'm not bothered anyway,, I bought a Welsh Shepherd's Crook the other day, so I'm off to the hills...............:thumbsup:

Look, I dont do cobbling..................:D

That's a shame:( On a different tangent, I have at least three pairs of heels in dire need of attention. I'm running out of wearable footwear fast!

That's a shame:( On a different tangent, I have at least three pairs of heels in dire need of attention. I'm running out of wearable footwear fast!

Lucretia, if it's heels your looking for, look no further than this Thread..:thumbsup:

Sorry Shoeshine, couldn't resist :D .

Ammunition ppn.... it all counts. :hihi:

Lucretia_73

Casting aspersions on my character by misquoting me, how rude

But I like it..

I see your bucket Shoeshine and raise you one without a hole

erm I think shoeshine once mentioned to me that He had a bucket with a hole but visited B&Q and replaced it. :hihi:

Not bad mouthing the bucket Shoeshine.... Lucretia come back.... :hihi:

Lucretia, if it's heels your looking for, look no further than this Thread..:thumbsup:

:lol: :D

I'm quite hard on my heels though - I seem to wear them down very quickly. They don't last long:(

Lucretia, if it's heels your looking for, look no further than this Thread..:thumbsup:

You cheeky Monkey! :hihi: you don't think I know who you're talking about. :hihi:

You cheeky Monkey! :hihi: you don't think I know who you're talking about. :hihi:

Don't blame me...ppn_2204 started......spreading rumours about me..:D

:lol: :D

I seem to wear them down very quickly. They don't last long:(

Not real men in my eyes.... just heels. :hihi:

Not real men in my eyes.... just heels. :hihi:

Stop grinning like a Cheshire Cat and behave yourself, young man:thumbsup:

Don't blame me...ppn_2204 started......spreading rumours about me..:D

Thats it.... blame the Lady.... you shirker.... another rumour abound. :hihi:

Don't blame me...ppn_2204 started......spreading rumours about me..:D
I'm backing away from this thread... EDIT: Ooops, missed off the smilie, and it won't let me put one in now. Just imagine that there's a little laughing smilie at the end of this sentence.

Thats it.... blame the Lady.... you shirker.... another rumour abound. :hihi:

I suppose it will be all over SF tomorrow, I've bought a flock of sheep......

well I've only bought a Shepherd's Crook up to now......saving up for the rest..............:)

Stop grinning like a Cheshire Cat and behave yourself, young man:thumbsup:

Aww dad.... you said I could play out tonight. :D

Aww dad.... you said I could play out tonight. :D

I said not with Lucretia until your'e a bit older......:D

Not real men in my eyes.... just heels. :hihi:

They just don't make 'em like they used to - able to withstand even the harshest treatment. Or maybe it's indicative of the quality of the places I get 'em from...

I suppose it will be all over SF tomorrow, I've bought a flock of sheep......

well I've only bought a Shepherd's Crook up to now......saving up for the rest..............:)

Like the wellies and fan belt... :hihi:

I said not with Lucretia until your'e a bit older......:D


Awwww *pout* But I like them young! I promise I won't be a corrupting influence. In fact, it looks like I'm too late for that...

Before I fork out for some sheep, just to match the Shepherds Crook,...does anyone know how to wrestle them without upsetting DEFRA.......

Before I fork out for some sheep, just to match the Shepherds Crook,...does anyone know how to wrestle them without upsetting DEFRA.......

Yeah!.... see ya saturday Dad. :hihi:

Awwww *pout* But I like them young! I promise I won't be a corrupting influence. In fact, it looks like I'm too late for that...

Please be.... the sheep won't mind.... gonna teach Daddy how to wrestle a sheep at the weekend to DEFRA standards.... you up for it? :hihi:

Yeah!.... see ya saturday Dad. :hihi:

Get the sen to bed yer cheeky little bounder.....and no going near any sheep.

Gonna throw this Shepherd's Crook in the skip mentioned on a concurrent Thread, posted by Halibut.....let him find a use for it.....:D

Lucretia.....thanks for being a good sport tonight.......we talk a lot of cobblers us blokes don't we but you have been great keeping the humour going. Thanks again :)

Get the sen to bed yer cheeky little bounder.....and no going near any sheep.

Gonna throw this Shepherd's Crook in the skip mentioned on a concurrent Thread, posted by Halibut.....let him find a use for it.....:D

Now that is a proposition. :hihi:

Now that is a proposition. :hihi:

No, I always thought there was something fishy about halibut.........

Please be.... the sheep won't mind.... gonna teach Daddy how to wrestle a sheep at the weekend to DEFRA standards.... you up for it? :hihi:

Coming from Derby and consequently being a Rams fan I'm a big fan of sheep:D Not to the extent that opposing fans chant about at matches though:suspect:

I have no idea what DEFRA is:confused: This is probably a good thing. I'm not sure my already damaged heels would take too kindly to standing in a muddy field either!

No, I always thought there was something fishy about halibut.........

LMAO.... I agree Dad. :hihi: Can I stay up for a bit tho.? :)

Lucretia.....thanks for being a good sport tonight.......we talk a lot of cobblers us blokes don't we but you have been great keeping the humour going. Thanks again :)

Ha, no probs. I've enjoyed it. :D It's been my first night of actual interchanges on the forum. You guys are quick on the draw though...while I'm composing myself you've 'shot off' several posts and I'm afraid to miss something!

Coming from Derby and consequently being a Rams fan I'm a big fan of sheep:D Not to the extent that opposing fans chant about at matches though:suspect:

I have no idea what DEFRA is:confused: This is probably a good thing. I'm not sure my already damaged heels would take too kindly to standing in a muddy field either!

It's the Department of Environment,Food and Rural Affairs.....it concerns the cleanliness of people like Jake01 who sleep out in the fields every night and try to pull women on SF......:thumbsup:

Coming from Derby and consequently being a Rams fan I'm a big fan of sheep:D Not to the extent that opposing fans chant about at matches though:suspect:

I have no idea what DEFRA is:confused: This is probably a good thing. I'm not sure my already damaged heels would take too kindly to standing in a muddy field either!


UK - Department for Environment Food and Rural Affairs.... the overseers of what we eat.... your heels are welcome by DEFRA and by me.... they told me so. :hihi: I love Derby btw the penines are a bugger to negotiate but I guess you like your Rams.... :hihi:

It's the Department of Environment,Food and Rural Affairs.....it concerns the cleanliness of people like Jake01 who sleep out in the fields every night and try to pull women on SF......:thumbsup:

You're dead dad.... did I say that right? :hihi: :thumbsup:

UK - Department for Environment Food and Rural Affairs.... the overseers of what we eat.... your heels are welcome by DEFRA and by me.... they told me so. :hihi: I love Derby btw the penines are a bugger to negotiate but I guess you like your Rams.... :hihi:

I told you to get to bed...if not, no Horlicks for you.......:mad:

You're dead dad.... did I say that right? :hihi: :thumbsup:

It'll take me a bit of time to check the spelling, but I think I got the gist of it.

By the way, I might have got a date with Lucretia sometime, now that she knows what DEFRA means.........eat your heart out.....:thumbsup:

By the way, I might have got a date with Lucretia sometime, now that she knows what DEFRA means.........eat your heart out.....:thumbsup:

Dunno what your missus would make of that - I believe buckets can be used as weapons, even holey ones....

It'll take me a bit of time to check the spelling, but I think I got the gist of it.

By the way, I might have got a date with Lucretia sometime, now that she knows what DEFRA means.........eat your heart out.....:thumbsup:

There you go again taking a potential girlfriend out from under my nose.... bully.... just remember the Ladyboy I left you with last time. :thumbsup:

Dunno what your missus would make of that - I believe buckets can be used as weapons, even holey ones....

She would not be happy.....thanks again lass, and I was obviously only kidding. Gonna sign off now before Jake01 reduces me to tears....:)

Dunno what your missus would make of that - I believe buckets can be used as weapons, even holey ones....

His missus is well aware of this. :hihi:

Bedtime for me too, but I'm a bit worried I'll dream of Sheffield forum tonight...it'll be all confused with sheep in heels that are stuck through the hole in a bucket and they'll all have grinning faces like this:hihi: :hihi: :hihi:
Breaking out in a cold sweat already.

Bedtime for me too, but I'm a bit worried I'll dream of Sheffield forum tonight...it'll be all confused with sheep in heels that are stuck through the hole in a bucket and they'll all have grinning faces like this:hihi: :hihi: :hihi:
Breaking out in a cold sweat already.

You need something "Hot" to warm you up.... I am free most weekends. :hihi: :hihi: :thumbsup:

Nite love and thanks for the laugh. x