View Full Version : How To Avoid Wind (intestinal, not meteorological)
lizzmobile 17-02-2006, 20:58 Following a couple of threads asking about people's lower end intestinal activity, I found this info in the news and thought I'd share it with you all.
Foods Eaten Together That Make Wind
Grain with dairy or meat
Fruit with vegetables
Fruit with meats
Fruit with grain or dairy
Foods Eaten Together That Dont' Make Wind
Fruit alone
Grain with vegetables
Pasta with vegetables
Beans with vegetables
Fish with vegetables
On bloating, it also says:
The first thing to do is to make sure that you eat fruit by itself, and never for desert. If you eat fruit straight after a high protein food such as chicken or fish, you're guaranteed noxious fumes. the same applies when you eat fruit at the same time as bread, rice or potatoes. So keep you fruit far away from everyting else and your gas will fade far away.
The item was by Dr Gillian McKeith
the_rudeboy 17-02-2006, 21:03 Foods Eaten Together That Dont' Make Wind
Beans with vegetables
The item was by Dr Gillian McKeith
She's never had my veggie chilli then. :suspect:
weenireeni 17-02-2006, 21:06 She's never had my veggie chilli then. :suspect:
my exact thoughts!!! I think its onions and chillis that are the culprit, regarless of beans, fruit, veg etc!
lizzmobile 17-02-2006, 21:10 Yeah, onions are bad, and chick peas, you can always count on chick peas to produce marecageous emanations, unless they are sprouted.
So what's that all about then?
shoeshine 17-02-2006, 21:21 She's never had my veggie chilli then. :suspect:
You have a lot of veggie chilli then rudey
Warning..the_rudeboy's chilli effect (http://www.iondesign.net/clients/webnoodle/pics/poopersmurf.gif)
the_rudeboy 17-02-2006, 21:29 You have a lot of veggie chilli then rudey
Mmmmm love it. The last one I made was particularly potent (http://bright_birch.typepad.com/photos/kims_blog_graphics/burning_toilet.jpg) :o :D
shoeshine 17-02-2006, 21:38 Mmmmm love it. The last one I made was particularly potent (http://bright_birch.typepad.com/photos/kims_blog_graphics/burning_toilet.jpg) :o :D
How long you been working for British Gas?:D
weenireeni 17-02-2006, 21:40 not tried chickpeas but i also find that cheese is a culprit, really bloats me! i dont have an intolerance but certainly puts me off eating it a lot! tbh i only ever eat cheese and onion sarnies, double the trouble!
at the mo im findin the more healthy i eat, the more problems i have that are gassy! not fair at all! surely i shld be punished when i eat unhealthily!!! :D
Top culprits for producing farts are:
Cauliflower, Peas, Beans, Bran Cereal, Sprouts, Onions, Beer, Cabbage. Marrowfat peas are particularly bad, but worth the trauma. Veggie curries are really bad. I find meat on the other hand can cause you to get egg-bound. :o
shoeshine 17-02-2006, 21:58 I find meat on the other hand can cause you to get egg-bound.
So avoid Chicken and Crispy Duck at all costs:thumbsup:
Actimel is fantastic :thumbsup:
EGGS.
A certain family member of mine used to eat these so she was pre-loaded. Then wait until we were in the car on a motorway to drop one, so we couldn't open the windows :gag:
Don_Kiddick 17-02-2006, 23:15 She's never had my veggie chilli then. :suspect:
It's the laundry bill that upsets everone The_Rudeboy after (http://myhome.iolfree.ie/~www.damnfunny.ie/curry%20fart.jpg) his last chilli :o
Well, I've just had an M&S smoothie which had some of this bifida friendly germ gubbins in and now I have chronic indigestion! :gag:
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