Last night I went out with my dear wife and Wendy (off this forum) and her husband.

At the end of the night, I totally blacked out and headed the pavement, like one does, which led to a seven-stitch situation being performed upon me at the Northern General Hospital.

Great night, though!

I didn't get in until 6 this morning.

I swear I was sober (ish), I just sorta went!

Sorry to hear about that.

Weekends are always busy at the hospital, and waiting can be a nightmare.

I actually feel worse today. My headache is killing me.

My wife and Wendy and her husband swear that I seemed OK, but just collapsed. I wasn't even walking. We were just talking outside the pub before going our separate ways.

Anyway, the x-rays were clear so I have to be thankful for that.

Silly sod I am.

Originally posted by Sam Miguel
Last night I went out with my dear wife and Wendy (off this forum) and her husband.

At the end of the night, I totally blacked out and headed the pavement, like one does, which led to a seven-stitch situation being performed upon me at the Northern General Hospital.

Great night, though!

I didn't get in until 6 this morning.

I swear I was sober (ish), I just sorta went!

They will charge you for damaging the pavement with your head Sam, and it is expensive!!!

Seriously though Sam, I hope you are alright and haven't done yourself any lasting damage, I once went down like that but luckily didn't hit my head, take care of yourself.
Hal.

Originally posted by halevan
They will charge you for damaging the pavement with your head Sam, and it is expensive!!!

Seriously though Sam, I hope you are alright and haven't done yourself any lasting damage, I once went down like that but luckily didn't hit my head, take care of yourself.
Hal.

Thanks, Hal: the old head has been 'ringing' all day today. A good night's sleep should sort me out.

Cheers.

Sam.

Apparantly walking over 3 drain covers is unlucky, so maybe you inccurred the wrath of the god of drain covers and he smited you with bad fortune hence hitting your bonce on the pavement....

Ps take care of your head!

yea look after yaself fella - but surely if anyone could come up with some form of permanent yet subtle (or not so subtle!) head protection it'd have to be you!!?? :bigsmile:

I'm thinking of buying myself a decent crash-helmet, or failing that, I'll grow some hair.

Er, how do you do that, I forgot?

Originally posted by Sam Miguel
I'm thinking of buying myself a decent crash-helmet, or failing that, I'll grow some hair.

Er, how do you do that, I forgot?

:D

Highly embarrassing if lots of people saw you! :blush: :blush: :blush:

Originally posted by Sam Miguel
I'm thinking of buying myself a decent crash-helmet, or failing that, I'll grow some hair.

Er, how do you do that, I forgot?

Tattoo some rabbits on your head......

.... from a distance they'll look like hares.


Ker-bum-tish.

Nomme

Sorry to hear about cranial collision SM.

Did you make any scientific notes on angle of approach, velocity, latent energy release etc for your NEXT experiment?:thumbsup:

No, I didn't! it happened so fast I clean forgot. Damn.

So I have no choice but to organise a reconstruction - with a look-alike playing me of course.

Anyone interested?

I wonder if pigeons had anything to do with it.......:o

That'll be it!!!!!

Owner jumps off chair, frightens oven-ready cat, cat panics, runs out and scares pigeon. Pigeon no. 235 flies in front of a (sober) SM and trips him up.

Victim of your own curiosity there then old son!!!:loopy: :thumbsup:

Please, stop making me laugh - I'll burst my stitches!!

Speaking of which, SM, did you hear about the new mother who require stitches after childbirth? Her hubby asked the nurse doing the stitching if she'd do him a favour and put four extra stitches in.