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FairyNormal
26-03-2004, 22:11
Ok ........ you're stranded on a desert island........

What 3 things would you take with you?

This cannot include:-

People

A boat, plane or any other mode of transport


Mine would be:-

1) Lip balm........ Can't stand having dry lips (and no dirty quips from the cheap seats please!)

2) Pen

3) Note book


Really boring I know but I write a lot and it would pass sometime.


What would *yours* be?

bulldog D
26-03-2004, 22:54
Two boxes of aircraft bits!
and the world's best selling edition of "HOW TO BUILD YOUR FIRST JUMPJET"

wendy
27-03-2004, 01:24
Rope

A Toolkit or at the very least a saw

The biggest book I could find (although would also need my glasses - are they allowed?)

halevan
27-03-2004, 08:19
Originally posted by FetishFairy
Ok ........ you're stranded on a desert island........

What 3 things would you take with you?

This cannot include:-

People

A boat, plane or any other mode of transport


Mine would be:-

1) Lip balm........ Can't stand having dry lips (and no dirty quips from the cheap seats please!)

2) Pen

3) Note book


Really boring I know but I write a lot and it would pass sometime.


What would *yours* be?


Laptop and plenty of spare batteries!!!

Edd
27-03-2004, 09:16
Originally posted by FetishFairy
Ok ........ you're stranded on a desert island........

What 3 things would you take with you?





Transport Cafe (for good fried breakfast)
Pub (For lunch and a few drinks)
Curry House (For afterwards)


fantastic.... and no drunk or annoying people to share it with!

Where is this island?

Tony
27-03-2004, 09:54
A laptop.
Bill Gates's credit card.
The Raffles Hotel.

Phanerothyme
27-03-2004, 10:06
cannabis seeds
big knife
binoculars

Grissom
27-03-2004, 11:21
mirror for signalling to passing aircraft

watch with in-built distress signal that gets detected by sattelites [cant remember who makes them...]

water treatment tablets

Rich
27-03-2004, 11:24
Holly Valance in a see through grass skirt with no underwear.

A 2 person hammock.

Can't really think of a 3rd item... Too busy using the first 2 ;)

uniB
27-03-2004, 13:08
There are powerpoints on this island right? - There is, good!

My iPod
Toolkit
Big pile of sketchbooks and pens

Smiler
28-03-2004, 02:00
Laptop/PC with great speakers and internet connection
Sunblock
A long straw, all the way to that place in Czech where they produce Budvar

Mosherchik
29-03-2004, 12:47
Originally posted by Phanerothyme
cannabis seeds
big knife
binoculars
Sounds like a fun Island :D problem is weed and big knife!!!! be too stoned to even care abount killing animals and eatin em, just get em stoned as well and have a big chill :D :D :D

for me would be

SAS survival book
guitar
Phane - I want him only for his seeds :wink:

Jamie
29-03-2004, 13:09
1) a 'genie in a bottle' with unlimited wishes for me.

2) the top 100 most beautiful women in the world ... woo hoo.

3) a 'cloaking device' to make the island invisible to the outside world ... preventing any possibility of rescue (and / or escape).

Oh pooooh ... just seen you can't take people ... that scuppers my plans !!

In that case ...

I would have to make sure I cover the basics ... a perpetual supply of food and water ... shelter ... another consideration would be how to create the means of escape ...

What kind of island are we talking about here ... something like on 'Castaway' !?

mikey
29-03-2004, 14:50
Originally posted by Mosherchik
Phane - I want him only for his seeds :wink:

Whooa...... you doing an Adam and Eve thing here, get your coat Phan you've pulled.;)

Mosherchik
29-03-2004, 19:17
Originally posted by mikey
Whooa...... you doing an Adam and Eve thing here, get your coat Phan you've pulled.;)
...and I dont even like apples :D

(and before anyone corrects me by saying nowhere in the Bible does it mention apple, it just says fruit, I was making a humorous comment :wink: )

PS Fig Leaves also bring me out in a rash! :D :roll: :D

hotbombshell
16-06-2004, 13:03
If you were stuck on an dessert island - what 3 things would you want to have with you and why?

spook
16-06-2004, 13:11
here (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?threadid=8974&highlight=island)

sarah_d
16-06-2004, 13:11
A spoon,a plate and a drink to wash down all that dessert.:D

max
16-06-2004, 13:12
Originally posted by spook
here (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?threadid=8974&highlight=island)

Thanks spook, threads merged.

Ned Ludd
16-06-2004, 13:13
"Only 3 things with you - what would you take? "
What a great idea for aradio programme!;)

evildrneil
16-06-2004, 13:16
A solar powered sattelite phone or shortwave radio would have to be top of the list!

Bedhead
16-06-2004, 13:17
Originally posted by hotbombshell
If you were stuck on an dessert island - what 3 things would you want to have with you and why?

well if i was stuck on a 'dessert' island i'd have to choose a nice dinner like steak n chips to go with it :D

but assuming you mean desert i'd say hmmm

1) someone i really got on with - preferably female ;)
2) TV (erm assuming here that it'd actaully work forever!)
3) playstation 2

Bedhead
16-06-2004, 13:17
Originally posted by sarah_d
A spoon,a plate and a drink to wash down all that dessert.:D

ah ya beat me to it :roll:

jackthedog
16-06-2004, 13:19
1. A solar powered MP3 player with a huge amount of tunage on it.
2. Sunglasses
3. Big knife with a sawish type side and a sharp side.

dylan_61
16-06-2004, 13:32
Three tasty young ladies.

That way I can create a whole community and society.

Firstly I would create a number of gods for us to worship and a temple to the god of music, Mr Bob Dylan. I would be tasked with the job of minister of state for reproduction. As our society grew we could find jobs for our comrades. I as divine emperor would control the laws and taxes and live a lavish life in my numerous palaces.

Twice a day my subjects would worship at my feet before I returned to the reproduction ministry.

We would develop a WMD programme and military arsenal to rival the western world. Then one night we would attack the rest of the world, in the morning it would be on it's knees, begging for Merci. I would then declare myself Master of the Universe, wiping out all religions and forcing people to place their prayer mats facing towards my island and worshiping me.

Then I could have all the lip balm, pens and paper I wanted.

I would then make myself the minister of reproduction for the entire world. A task only one as divine as I could carry out

In a generation or two everyone would be my descendants and statues of me would be erected across the face of the globe and on the moon


Hail dylan_61, Hail dylan_61, Hail

Rusted Root
01-07-2004, 11:50
Hmm I would probably take ...

1. My Grandad's machete: Hey if he used it for survival I could too ;)

2. A picture of my friends and family: I could lounge in my desert island hut and dream about being with them.

3. Shark repellent: For when I'm spearfishing with my newly created spear that I would make out of wood!

Hmm. Maybe I should change the shark repellent for a beach ball. Every castaway should have a Wilson ...

LittleWitch
01-07-2004, 12:02
begging for Merci.
Are these people french? Begging for thankyou?? lol :D

I would take a sturdy knife - you can build shelter, make spears to catch food, make clothes out of skins and gut fish and animals with it - very useful.

A thick pad of paper and my art supplies.

A guitar, or a radio.

ToryCynic
01-07-2004, 12:06
1) Internet Connection / device to obtain connection (laptop/pc)
2) water
3) CD Wallets

Alex

dylan_61
01-07-2004, 12:07
1) A cannabis plantation

2) The 1000 most beautiful women in the world, including a hand full of wild cards, which will be down to my disgression

3) A never ending supply of the finest food and drink from around the world.

Wavey
01-07-2004, 12:52
A big old knife

A big beach towel

Rick Stein's first cookbook because you need to live on a tropical island to find the majority of ingredients!