I mean words that no matter how you phrase them just look wrong together, like Kirky and sense :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

I mean words that no matter how you phrase them just look wrong together, like Kirky and sense :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

yeah wife & sex:hihi:

men & listening

Either of these two added to the third sound out of place.

DonKiddick or Viking just don't mix with sobriety :D

Microsoft Works :) .

honest and politician?

Military Intelligence is quite a well used example of an oxymoron. There is a site dedicated to a bunch of them.

http://oxymoronlist.com/

Made me smile - esp. Goverment Organisation :D

Slimsid and girlfriend?

Slimsid and girlfriend?

ouch! ya bitch :hihi: true though :D

baked and beans :P

Wilf

ouch! ya bitch :hihi: true though :D

Gosh. I so love compliments...................:D :D :thumbsup:

caring conservatism

President and Bush

chocolate and thin

later.............honey

Muslim and cartoon :rolleyes:

Creationist and Science.

Fun and Run

(no such thing)

Gay ...... breasts :o

or 2 words for me ;;;

gay ... cooking :gag:

New labour

Compassionate Conservative

James Blunt and Talent

Female & trust

Er.... yeah but no but. :D

Owd & Lad !!!

LOVE and HATE

Scylla and Charybdis

Owd & Lad !!!

Meeee Owww :D :D :D

Scargill and Thatcher?

Ermmmm how about:

white and chocolate
BNP and think
McDonalds and food
and of course
forum and leave!

Fair and Cop.

forum and leave!

Cruel and true :D :D

Bus + Timetable

Customer + Service

Good and Leeds.

Good & morning.

rain & sunshine

philosophy & religion

Sex and drink. My Uncle Derek couldn't get either, so he shot himself.

chocolate and pretzels

what WERE those about??

girlfriend and slapper :mad:

Cilla ... Entertainer

"me" and "single"...

its just plain wrong!

msbehavin....behaving

Special & Needs :heyhey:

Justice and Police

"me" and "sad"

Surprised nobody's come up with probably the most obvious one yet.............

women & logic :D

or

wife & credit-card (had to hyphenate that to make one word :suspect: )

women & reversing??

men and tact

women & reversing??

How about just women & car (takes cover behind desk next to Don_K):D :D

freshly ...frozen

Men and wit.

How about just women & car (takes cover behind desk next to Don_K):D :D


unfunny...joke

"tongues" and "ears"

tum tee tum tee tum...

husband and think

Sex and parents :hihi:

English..Summer

Free + Lunch

Sex and parents :hihi:


Ohhhh, no, no, no! :gag: :hihi:

me and work.

I was gonna say Students & work (for Sheff_minx) :hihi:

Student and Work apparently

According to Don_K anyway :roll:

EDIT: Double posting - great minds think alike!!!!

Americans and thin

Pickled & eggs :gag:

men and satisfaction :hihi:
men and clitoris :(

men and understanding
football and good :D

xx

Fearne + Cotton
(repeat with whoever you choose from the ol' slappable celebrities thread)

Vegetarian +fish (unless the sentence is 'vegetarians don't eat fish and the people that eat fish and not meat aren't actually vegetarians')

men and clitoris :(

Obviously they don't go together, I'd be worried if I found that I had one!:D

men and understanding
:D I'm sorry I don't understand that!:confused:

Im worried that most men dont know they exist :(

As for understanding..... You dont want to get me started right now!

Women and jobs

women and satisfied

ohh and another

Women and punctual

For Sheffield in particular...

Bus & Cheap :rolleyes:

For Sheffield in particular...

Bus & Cheap :rolleyes:

Also Bus and reliable

Also Bus and reliable

Of course.:)

Im worried that most men dont know they exist :(

Rest assured, this one does!:P :thumbsup:

Rest assured, this one does!:P :thumbsup:

That makes 2 of us then, i'm also willing to gaurantee satisfaction:hihi:

men and cleaning

men & listening

Mmm, yeh, k.

How about men & listening? ;)

Pop and Idol

Tone-Deaf & Madonna, Dido, Robbie, et al...

niche and good!

niche and good!
:hihi: :hihi:

Slots &gamble (its no gamble they're all fixed)

men and satisfaction
men and clitoris

men and understanding

"nata5ha" and "men," apparently! you're going for the wrong blokes, petal lol..

football and good :D

although you're on the money with this one :D

"anal" and "bleaching" :shocked:

backsack&crack and waxing

Too painful to even contemplate...

men and anniversary/birthday

Men & Boobs (as in man boobs)
Men & Housework
Wife & Mistress :nono:
Men & To do list

Feel as tho i'm picking on the men now... sorry guys... :|

I can think of another one... but its a family Forum... so best keeping it to myself... :blush: :wink:

Men & Boobs (as in man boobs)


in that case it should be "man" and "boobs" - men and boobs go together really well :heyhey:


:D

Women & Secrets...

LOUD MOUTH FOPS !!!!

men and satisfaction :hihi:
men and clitoris :(

men and understanding


xx

Whoooaa babe!!

Not only do I know what one is, I can find it in the dark AND using no hands.

Understanding - I understand TLC and the way to a lady's heart (see above)

;)

in that case it should be "man" and "boobs" - men and boobs go together really well :heyhey:


:D

My point exactly lol but not man boobs! lol

Owdlad & Mod :hihi:

BMW and indicator
Affordable and housing

Socks and Sandals :gag:

bottle and empty :(

Jumping on the bandwagon...

men and foreplay

Chav and Classy :hihi:

Jordan and Natural!!

Common and Sense.:)

sex & marriage.

BMW and indicator



So true... i know a BMW driver who never uses them... i know of someone who really dislikes BMW drivers... :hihi: due to the fact that they think they're king of the road! :roll: i agree some do... but not all.. :)

Mods and jobsworth (we can't say it to their faces anyway :P)

Liverpool & prospects :hihi:

Just noticed that one, you managed to sneak it in between two others!

How about Rotherham & Class?:P

Just noticed that one, you managed to sneak it in between two others!

How about Rotherham & Class?:P

Dave & Don (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v239/kirky1963/bitepicture.jpg) :hihi:

How about - Forum and Boring

Dave & Don (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v239/kirky1963/bitepicture.jpg) :hihi:

LOL, surprised it took me over two hours to spot it though yer buggar!:hihi: :hihi:

t020 and Eccleshall (he doesn't like the h :lol: )

t020 and democratic

He is just brill !!!!!

follow and through :hihi:
i and do

kids and tidy

drink and drive

wont and hurt

American and intelligence
Management and manage
England and winning
Golf and sport
Moon and maiden cos I am leaving maidenship far behind me and heading on into me thirties *erk*

t020 and Eccleshall (he doesn't like the h :lol: )

Beaten to this post by Rich! :thumbsup:

OK.....let's think of another one.....

Rich and swearing! :hihi:

sunny and Manchester
exotic and Rotherham
hills and Doncaster
breathtaking and Barnsley

painless and dentist
knickers and on

BMW and indicator
Affordable and housing

hey i object! i use my indicators occaisionally... or it that when i'm looking for the windscreen wipers?

Nice and Volvo

United and Wednesday ? ;)

School and run - I hate fighting my way through massive 4x4's on ecclesall road, driven by mummy with one little brat in the back

Let the little gits walk to school like we had to!!

School and run - I hate fighting my way through massive 4x4's on ecclesall road, driven by mummy with one little brat in the back

Let the little gits walk to school like we had to!!
I agree. It'd go some way to making the little buggers a bit less lardy too.

"Have you been on holiday? You're looking very tanned and healthy"

civil and servant
mouldy and fine
sex and headache
fart and lift
nice and person
friday and interesting
work and interesting
football and interesting

fur & coat
heavy & metal
rat & kitchen
knee & bended
councillors & allowances

modern and Chesterfield
metropolis and Worksop
skiing and Holland

constructive and criticism

technical and support

death and warmed-up (I know - 3 words really)

bodily and fluids :nono: :D

women & understanding
women & rational
friendly & fire

sex & marriage.

BJ & wife :( :cry:

:hihi:

chocolate and pretzels

what WERE those about??
dont know but they was nice. wot happened to them anyway???

Joint & Account :D
Pube & Soup :gag:

And my all time favourite: Non & Smoking :hihi:

Peaceful & Marriage
Bus & Reliable
Meadowhall & Relaxed

For Me :- I'm Paying
For the wife :- I'm Wrong

Originally Posted by Don Kiddick

Whoooaa babe!!

Not only do I know what one is, I can find it in the dark AND using no hands.


(Tuts) that Don Kiddick, he's all mouth ;)

How about ...

Family + Christmas (groan)

Some threads were still getting under the wire!

Country and Western.

Some threads were still getting under the wire!

Superb thread!.. (not superb and thread as per the title btw :suspect::hihi: )

7 pages of easy reading, and one liners. :)

Some of DK's and one by Swanvesta win so far. :hihi:

italians and brave

scottish and generous

islam and suffragette

marriage and oral

United + Good

Rottwiler and Vicar