View Full Version : Who would like to kill their boss?


Uncle_G
06-02-2006, 12:24
I'm giving my boss the kind of look that could kill a man....

does anybody else really hate their boss?

Swan_Vesta
06-02-2006, 12:32
My bosses are pretty cool, we're all on the same team and get on pretty well. There's an obvious demarkation of rank but it doesn't stop us from having a laugh.

I have worked for some absolute turds and have had blazing stand up rows in the middle of the office with them, others have just been odious bottom feeders not worthy of my consideration.

steviewonder
06-02-2006, 13:12
I'd love to get my revenge on my boss!!

so would loads of other people..so many people are fed up with their jobs...
loads of them post on here http://www.getmyp45.co.uk.

Berberis
06-02-2006, 13:21
I assume you dont REALLY want to kill your boss?

steviewonder
06-02-2006, 13:40
Can't remember any good boss's that I've ever had actually!

taxman
06-02-2006, 13:44
Nah, my boss is OK. He sits at the other end of the room from me and usually he just lets me get on with whatever I'm doing. We haven't even spoke today.

Leaves me plenty of time to post on here :hihi:

Uncle_G
06-02-2006, 13:46
I wouldn't mind Monkey man!!

I have worked for people in the past and got along fine, I don't think it's a problem I have with authority, more to do with the fact that I have to wipe his arse everyday, to keep him in the job co's he hasn't a fe*kin clue what he's doing...

how much force do you reckon it'd take to drive a letter opener through someones neck? :|

Uncle_G
06-02-2006, 13:48
p.s nice site stevie!!

steviewonder
06-02-2006, 13:55
p.s nice site stevie!!

Thanks dude

HappyHoosier
06-02-2006, 14:08
Yes! My boss's boss -- the Big Cheese -- must go, but not before she suffers a bit. A co-worker and I are developing a diarrhoea gun just for her. Once we get a patent on this ingeniously diabolical device, I'll be taking orders.:hihi:

steviewonder
06-02-2006, 14:13
guys, this is prime material to post on my website!

I need some amusing boss type stories and moans! :hihi:

Uncle_G
06-02-2006, 14:26
Consider it done!

steviewonder
06-02-2006, 14:28
Consider it done!

ta! :thumbsup:

flyer
06-02-2006, 14:34
I was the Boss and a very sweet & loverble one too,The reason for my climb was that in looking after a room full of ladys all running machines, I always looked after the old & ugly ones first,make a pass at them and move on,stay at the cute chicks for a moment too long and half the machines shut down for repairs.I try to teach this to my mechanics,the machines were a pile of junk, but look after the girls and the machines hummed along all day.

Greybeard
06-02-2006, 14:39
My boss is my wife....and I love her dearly :rolleyes: ;)

steviewonder
06-02-2006, 14:55
Wife? really?

That must be um....interesting :P

steviewonder
06-02-2006, 15:34
don't you just hate it when your boss never ever says "well done" :rant:

matsalleh
06-02-2006, 15:59
My boss is my wife....and I love her dearly :rolleyes: ;)
I bet she told you to say that :thumbsup:

steviewonder
06-02-2006, 16:16
I bet she told you to say that :thumbsup:

women boss's eh :suspect: lol