23.10 hrs. :shocked:

Don't know if I could bear to watch :D

After watching what we've just watched... not sure my ears and mind can take much more...

Its all too strange for me :blush:

I very nearly posted something very smutty then :hihi:

And Im guessing if we watch it we wouldn't be able to take much more ;)

23.10 hrs. :shocked:

Don't know if I could bear to watch :D
What channel is that on...ill have a peek:hihi:

What channel is that on...ill have a peek:hihi:

Channel Four ;)

I didnt know I was on telly tonight :confused:

After having just watched the breast feeding programme the willy one will probably be light relief!

On it's way eh? what? is it coming round the corner, and it's owner will follow in a couple of minutes?:D
On a brighter note fellas, at least when you sit down for an unposh toilet duty you don't get your winky wet in the nice cold toilet water!:gag:

I didnt know I was on telly tonight :confused:

:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Well, what can I say spyro. How will you cope? No woman will go within a 100 ft of you! :shocked:

posted by Spyro2000
I didnt know I was on telly tonight

The programme is called "largest penis" not the smallest, lol :P :P :P

We were talking about this at work today, I wasn gonna do a thread on it, but knew someone else would :thumbsup:

We were talking about this at work today, I wasn gonna do a thread on it, but knew someone else would :thumbsup:

I thank you! :D

Couldn't resist, especially as we had the booby bottle thread earlier, equal opps and all that :hihi:

:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Well, what can I say spyro. How will you cope? No woman will go within a trillion miles of you! except me.

I agree.... :D Nuff said. :D :D :D Don't report me.... please. :help:

git :hihi:

I won't report you as I have already been told to be nice by tony today.

there was one on last night called 'the perfect penis', jeeeez it was awful, having surgery to make them bigger:o , there was one bloke that had been injecting silicone into his wotsits, the end result was Yuckie-i mean it was reeaaallyyy 'orrible, his meat was like a tennis ball and his two veg were like a crown green bowling ball:gag: , when he was walking down the road towards the camera it loofed like he had a five pound bag of taters down his trousers:D i think the poor chap is a little:loopy:

john:rant:

Whats all this about size ? Thought it was performance that mattered.!!:hihi:

:clap: ITS NEARLY ON!!!! :clap:

:hihi:

OMG! He's the size of a pony:o

Don Kiddick!!!!!

Will Dirk Diggler be on???

Don Kiddick!!!!!


No Don Kiddick. I said PONY! they're the cute ones, the donkeys have wonky ears and go hee-haw. :D

I guess tonight's show just goes to prove that you can be hung like a horse, but if you've got a face like a smacked arse, and the personality of an Abyssinian guinea pig, then it aint gonna count for much is it??? :)

I guess tonight's show just goes to prove that you can be hung like a horse, but if you've got a face like a smacked arse, and the personality of an Abyssinian guinea pig, then it aint gonna count for much is it??? :)

Sounds like you are speaking from personal experience ;)

Experience yes my freind, but not personal ;)

OMG :o :o I hd to have a peek at this programme, I found it by flicking round channels, didn` even know it was on (wot a lair lol).

Hung like a horse, face and body like ... welll...... (he was nice in his younge days) I was lost for words, but its the size that counts, the last guy was nice :thumbsup:

OMG :o :o I hd to have a peek at this programme, I found it by flicking round channels, didn` even know it was on (wot a lair lol).

Hung like a horse, face and body like ... welll...... (he was nice in his younge days) I was lost for words, but its the size that counts, the last guy was nice :thumbsup:
scrubber :hihi:

Peter41 - am sure you can give some more detail for the people who didnt watch it :P

The men with the great lengths couldn't have sex properly as they couldn't get the whole thing in.
It is now proven that size doesn't matter like we've always said although a one inch tiddler is no good to anyone. :hihi:

posted by f_g
Peter41 - am sure you can give some more detail for the people who didnt watch it

I could go into great detail, but this is a family Forum :D

I didnt know I was on telly tonight :confused:


:hihi: Spyro, spyro, spyro. Did I ever tell you how great I think you are?

*Flutters Eye Lashes*

Lol. :D

Can anyone remember his name ?, I know he is american but memory not working today, search engines just bring up tons of porn sites ... and I aint going on them :o :o :o

Can anyone remember his name ?, I know he is american but memory not working today, search engines just bring up tons of porn sites ... and I aint going on them :o :o :o

Peter! :o He was far too big and bloody hell was he ugly. Sure hes not your type :D

OMG no he isnt, someone asked at work who he was, and I forgot.

OMG no he isnt, someone asked at work who he was, and I forgot.

lol- so your enquiry is for a friend :suspect:

of course, its human study :P :P :P

:hihi: Spyro, spyro, spyro. Did I ever tell you how great I think you are?

*Flutters Eye Lashes*

Lol. :D

No you havent, but id love to hear more ;) :roll:

He is Jonah falcon, finally found out, I can go rest now...... :thumbsup:

He is Jonah falcon, finally found out, I can go rest now...... :thumbsup:

Rest? likely story :hihi: He has a webcast doesn't he :o

enjoy

posted by fox20thc
He has a webcast doesn't he
enjoy

:o :o :o :o .. I am SOOOOOO shocked, as if I want to look at it, :o :o and how do you know he has a webcast ... have u been taking a peek :suspect: :P :P

......search engines just bring up tons of porn sites ... and I aint going on them :o :o :o

Why change the habits of a lifetime though? :suspect: :hihi:

posted by redrobbo
Why change the habits of a lifetime though?

:o :o :o :o :o SHOCKED SHOCKED, :o :o :o .... I am lost for words now. :o :P

You will get me a bad name ere, or the wrong one, lol.... I am all innocent

I didnt know I was on telly tonight :confused:
Well if that was you Spyro..you can keep your worlds biggest penis...cause that was massive...poor lad:gag:

It was a weird start for me this morning, I came downstairs in the house to find my mrs watching this programme on the sky+ box before she went to work and regailed the rest of her friends at work about the bloke with the 13 inch nob.

Picture the scene friends..

You come downstairs after a good nights kip, you get your cornflakes, you walk into your living room- only to be confronted with the scene of a guys 13.5 inch penis on your large screen TV!

Wouldnt that be a shock to the system for you.. I nearly dropped my bowl I was that shocked.

The mrs made the scenario all the better by delightfully asking me
'God it looks awful dosent it'

Bless :)

It did look awful.....it looked abnormal IMO

It did look awful.....it looked abnormal IMO

Of course, by definition, it was abnormal. I didn't watch the programme, but I'll wager that it proved beyond doubt that bigger does not necessarily mean better. There is a point at which an excess of anything becomes problematic rather than desirable. I once watched a documentary about a French woman with enormous (artificial) boobs. I think her adopted name was Ferrari or something similar. Her artificial appendages looked repulsive rather than alluring. I believe she died some years ago in mysterious circumstances and that she was a very unhappy, and probably disturbed, woman. We should remember the maxims of the ancient Greeks in relation to the misfortunes attendant upon excess - moderation in all things is preferable. The golden mean is better than any extreme.

Ladies, I have a large IQ, a large wallet and a large CD collection - will these do?

Of course, by definition, it was abnormal. I didn't watch the programme, but I'll wager that it proved beyond doubt that bigger does not necessarily mean better. There is a point at which an excess of anything becomes problematic rather than desirable. I once watched a documentary about a French woman with enormous (artificial) boobs. I think her adopted name was Ferrari or something similar. Her artificial appendages looked repulsive rather than alluring. I believe she died some years ago in mysterious circumstances and that she was a very unhappy, and probably disturbed, woman. We should remember the maxims of the ancient Greeks in relation to the misfortunes attendant upon excess - moderation in all things is preferable. The golden mean is better than any extreme.

Ladies, I have a large IQ, a large wallet and a large CD collection - will these do?

Most definately :hihi:

'Tis not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean guys. Within reason, obviously!

But Joanah's dong was so big, the only place I'd have put it would be the next room!

;)

'Tis not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean guys. Within reason, obviously

;)
many a true word spoken JBee:gag:

Just a thought. How do they know it is the Worlds biggest penis anyway?

Just a thought. How do they know it is the Worlds biggest penis anyway? You nominating yourself Spyro? :D

I once watched a documentary about a French woman with enormous (artificial) boobs. I think her adopted name was Ferrari or something similar. Her artificial appendages looked repulsive rather than alluring. I believe she died some years ago in mysterious circumstances and that she was a very unhappy, and probably disturbed, woman. We should remember the maxims of the ancient Greeks in relation to the misfortunes attendant upon excess - moderation in all things is preferable. The golden mean is better than any extreme.

That would be Lolo Ferrari, Milord. She was often featured on Eurotrash. (:gag: )

And I would agree that she must have been seriously disturbed to go through all that surgery.

as I said previously,

If it isn't broken, don't try to fix it.

PT

posted by Spyro2000
Just a thought. How do they know it is the Worlds biggest penis anyway?

I was thinking over this as well, did someone measure ever single male in the whole world.... think not..... :suspect:

Ladies, I have a large IQ, a large wallet and a large CD collection - will these do?

Yes. :D ;)

Well, I was also shocked to find that I wasnt on the programme. Then I realised that they havent actually mesured me yet.

Well, I was also shocked to find that I wasnt on the programme. Then I realised that they havent actually mesured me yet.

No but i have...you wouldnt have the biggest one :P :D:hihi:

No but i have...you wouldnt have the biggest one :P :D:hihi:


Still following me? :suspect:

Still following me? :suspect:

Wasnt following you actually you aint that important

Spyro2000, you know what they say about those who talk about it a bit too much don't you?

You've got a fancy modded car too haven't you ?

Case closed. Move along, nothing to see here.

:hihi: :hihi:

Ah, Tony, I see your point, however I am just stating a fact ;)

Im not driving at the moment, but when I did have my last car, it was a standard Impreza that DIDNT have any mods. It was big enough as it is without any additions :roll:

There you go - telling us all how big it is again. Don't worry spyro2000, we understand :hihi: