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I can't find anything in the search where this programme has been mentioned so here goes.
I don't know if this thread will get pulled but just wondered if anyone saw the programme on channel 4 last night at 11pm about 'The perfect todger'.
Mainly the guy who had given himself silicon injections and looked grotesque and because of the way he was, he couldn't even go to the toilet or have any sort of sexual relations. I was stunned to say the least.
the_rudeboy 31-01-2006, 12:10 I'm shocked to find that you watched this DIBS. :o
fox20thc 31-01-2006, 12:12 I saw it :hihi: surely you guys are not really that insecure about the size?
I'm shocked to find that you watched this DIBS. :o
No you're not :smile:
It was interesting the lengths that guys will go to even though they are above average size...why?
RegularJohn 31-01-2006, 12:18 it was horrible! the guy who had been injecting sillicon in it for 6years or so! That was awful! Looked like he had a baby seal stuffed down his pants!
I watched this, i should hang my head in shame! I think i need a penis reduction tho. :suspect:
the_rudeboy 31-01-2006, 12:18 It was interesting the lengths that guys will go to even though they are above average size...why?They strive to be just like us fortunate few. ;)
it was horrible! the guy who had been injecting sillicon in it for 6years or so! That was awful! Looked like he had a baby seal stuffed down his pants!
I totally agree, I've never seen anything so horrible in all my life, what was the point in it looking like that?
Also after the enlargement they have to have weights hanging from it for no less than 8 hours a day!!!!
I watched this, i should hang my head in shame! I think i need a penis reduction tho. :suspect:
Oh ryan, you'll have all the girlies flocking now after that little statement. :hihi:
fox20thc 31-01-2006, 12:27 I watched this, i should hang my head in shame! I think i need a penis reduction tho. :suspect:
Have you not heard ryan, its no good having a big one if you don't know how to use it properly. ;)
Have you not heard ryan, its no good having a big one if you don't know how to use it properly. ;)
But if i have both its hard to be humble. ;)
bjshooter 31-01-2006, 19:09 The guy with the silicone why:gag:, what on earth would posses someone to do that? when he was talking about I just expected a slightly larger then average penis but that was crazy:loopy:.
Don't men know that its what you do with it that counts.
...........the lengths that guys will go to .................[QUOTE]
:hihi::hihi::hihi:
[QUOTE]what was the point
:hihi::hihi::hihi:
its hard
:hihi::hihi::hihi:
I love this thread ......... I don't need to type much.
Keep 'em coming. :thumbsup:
mimicraze 31-01-2006, 19:21 exactly, it was absolutely DISGUSTING. Im suprised men think its so important, the size. It actually doesnt matter. I did feel sorry for the people born with what was it, and inch ?
simplyangel1 31-01-2006, 19:38 has any1 ever heard of its not the size it is its wat u do wit it. just coz its big dont mean its better, even guys wit average or small 1 can b amazin in bed :P
BrainThrust 31-01-2006, 19:40 has any1 ever heard of its not the size it is its wat u do wit it. just coz its big dont mean its better, even guys wit average or small 1 can b amazin in bed :P
But imagine how much better they'd be with a larger member :P :hihi: :P
Wilf
Freebird 31-01-2006, 19:46 I Just Caught A Bit Of The Programme When I Got In Last Night-Thought The Guy With The Silicone Injections Was Hilarious.Complete Nutter.:loopy:
Kthebean 31-01-2006, 19:55 Keep 'em coming. :thumbsup:
:rolleyes: :hihi:
I've had special treatment for mine and it's doubled in size over 5 years . Two inches 's not bad ..........is it ?
msbehavin 31-01-2006, 20:34 I didn't watch it. I'd been told it was going to be a lot longer than it actually was...
lizzmobile 31-01-2006, 22:37 I arrived home and DH was watching it. I just couldn't watch the operations, eeeeyew.
That guy with the silicone addiction; it must be like sitting on a barstool! :gag:
They did say at the end that he was quite ill though and may have to reduce its dimensions: don't mess with nature!
Plain Talker 01-02-2006, 00:55 I arrived home and DH was watching it. I just couldn't watch the operations, eeeeyew.
That guy with the silicone addiction; it must be like sitting on a barstool! :gag:
They did say at the end that he was quite ill though and may have to reduce its dimensions: don't mess with nature!
it really was GROSS!
That guy with the silicon, was just "EWWW!" :- his face had been nipped and tucked to the max as well, yuck.
I suspect he may have Body Dysmorphic disorder.
I was very perturbed to read, at the end, that he might have a silicon embolism in his lungs, that's just horrid.
re having to have the silicon taken out of his "old Man":- he can't do that, because he's injected the silicon directly into himself, it's not in a capule, like in a vbreast implant. that's why it's travelled round his body.
"EEWw, Ewww, EWww!"
my take on it?
totally unncessary.
The questions to ask are...
a) do you have a Willy? (check?)
b) does it work? (check)
c) then WTF do you think you are doing? Why do you need to alter it?
PT
bassplayer 01-02-2006, 09:54 Mindboggling, that was some crazy stuff. Bobby McPherrin said it all;
"Don't worry dudu, dudu, dudu,.....be happy"
Dawnmist 01-02-2006, 10:00 Someone once told me..
It's not the size of the wand
It's the MAGIC you do with it! :thumbsup:
Kristian 01-02-2006, 10:02 To echo what's already been said, I agree the guy with the silicone willy was absolutely gross! :gag:
It amazed me that he said that when he sits on the toilet everything gets wet; how horrid. It occurred to me that if it hangs that low down, when he goes for a poo he must get it all over himself. :gag: :gag: :gag:
exactly, it was absolutely DISGUSTING. Im suprised men think its so important, the size.
not a dig at mimi - but why not?
women feel insecure about breast size.so why shouldnt the guys have it done to feel better in themselves.
its not something i would need or consider, but equality for both sexes.
To echo what's already been said, I agree the guy with the silicone willy was absolutely gross! :gag:
It amazed me that he said that when he sits on the toilet everything gets wet; how horrid. It occurred to me that if it hangs that low down, when he goes for a poo he must get it all over himself. :gag: :gag: :gag:
Ewwww Kristian, that thought is absolutely horrible.
I watched the John Wayne Bobbit one last night and tonight is 'The worlds biggest penis'. This one I have got to watch.
LordChaverly 01-02-2006, 10:38 not a dig at mimi - but why not?
women feel insecure about breast size.so why shouldnt the guys have it done to feel better in themselves.
its not something i would need or consider, but equality for both sexes.
Willman,
The two procedures have nothing in common. There is no way that any surgeon can recreate or increase erectile tissue. Indeed, there is a strong possibility that operations of this kind will damage irreplaceable erectile tissue, basically ruining the organ forever.
The penis is actually quite a delicate organ and is not to be messed around with for cosmetic reasons (as I have hinted, enlargements are unlikely to have any positive functional effects anyway - quite the reverse).
What a surprisingly large number of men are unaware of is that there has been a very significant increase in the incidence of Peyronie's Disease in young men. This leads to the calcification of erectile tissue and to severe pain, bending and shrinking of the erect penis. There is no cure and therefore it is severely bad news for anyone who gets it. It is thought to be caused by trauma of various kinds, leading to bleeding into the erectile tissue, which destroys it forever. Cosmetic operations such as penis enlargements exacerbate the risk of such trauma. So anyone pursuing this wants his head looking at (or something looking at).
[QUOTE=DIBS]
...........the lengths that guys will go to .................[QUOTE]
:hihi::hihi::hihi:
:hihi::hihi::hihi:
I love this thread ......... I don't need to type much.
Keep 'em coming. :thumbsup:
Only too glad to please saxon :hihi:
I'll always remember the old sayings ;-
' Good things come in small packages '
and
' A little can go a long way "
To be absolutely honest , I have to keep remembering them . I have to get a bit of confidence from somehere .
Willman,
The two procedures have nothing in common. There is no way that any surgeon can recreate or increase erectile tissue. Indeed, there is a strong possibility that operations of this kind will damage irreplaceable erectile tissue, basically ruining the organ forever.
The penis is actually quite a delicate organ and is not to be messed around with for cosmetic reasons (as I have hinted, enlargements are unlikely to have any positive functional effects anyway - quite the reverse).
What a surprisingly large number of men are unaware of is that there has been a very significant increase in the incidence of Peyronie's Disease in young men. This leads to the calcification of erectile tissue and to severe pain, bending and shrinking of the erect penis. There is no cure and therefore it is severely bad news for anyone who gets it. It is thought to be caused by trauma of various kinds, leading to bleeding into the erectile tissue, which destroys it forever. Cosmetic operations such as penis enlargements exacerbate the risk of such trauma. So anyone pursuing this wants his head looking at (or something looking at).
of course they have something in common.
they both want things that are bigger than God intended them to be.
anything else is irrelevant,scarring, risk of disease is similar as is ability to function. however is a lady feels better with more self esteem from having big tits, then the same can be said of men.
leave them to it.
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