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thenewborn
22-03-2004, 16:39
This is a very rare uncurable illness, and affects 1 in 500 of todays youth. The simple mention of anything to do wth metal, e.g the menton of the wrds master of puppets" or "reign in blood" sends the victim in a spur of headbangng, screamig obssenities and air guitaring.

please be careful with what you say to save someone headbanging straight into a metal pole (experiance)

bellis
22-03-2004, 17:39
thats metalist that is:loopy:

Mosherchik
23-03-2004, 17:09
:headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang: :headbang::headbang:

Is there no cure???? :D
my neck is sore......

BrainThrust
23-03-2004, 19:54
Since i usually the one that makes a metal comment to thenewborn. I know that inthe future he may indeed sue me for causing him to break his neck in a metal induced headbanging spasm.

I have only one phrase to say in my defence

Mandatory Suicide!

Wilf

thenewborn
23-03-2004, 21:00
Sorry BT but my neck will NEVER EVER break. This neck has been hardened from years of "nut knocking" and is imune to the pain of a stiff neck,

KEEP METALLING!!!!