I was listening to Jezza's confessions on Virgin Radio, and I decided to go to the 24 hour Spar to cheer myself up. They had the radio on in there and it seemed to be some sort of "let the drunk people phone in and make fun of them because it's too much effort to be witty ourselves" hour.

It was then that I realised that I must devote my life to abolishing late night talk radio in all its forms.

Who's with me?