OK ,here goes as most of you know ive been writing short poems about boys and girls on the forum, who I consider to be my mates .I hope I dont offend anyone its just a bit of fun I will do them all seperate so if you dont like yours you can take it off,ok!If I have forgotten anyone please pm me and i will gladly oblige!

lots of love and kisses from pretty woman xxxx
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
p.s I KNOW THERE WILL BE SPELLING MISTAKES, BUT HEY SO WHAT, PLEASE DONT PICK SPOTS IT DONT REALLY MATTER LIKE I SAID ITS A BIT OF FUN!!!!!!!

Are they going on the POEM thread pretty_woman?

I'll tell you about ying
she dont like to sing
but i've heard she's quite good at legal dealings
she's a good mate of mine ,cool and divine
I often call her mulan,but not all the time !

:D :D :D

I'll tell you of Dobby
thats Sidla to you
another cool guy,let me say it,"please do!"
I tease him I know,but he's such easy prey
oh Dobby,"WHAT" "nowt",see I get him every day!
:P :P :P

Now next there's Rtapper
he aint much of a rapper
but he can be a snappy dresser
he looks fine and quite dapper
a kind mate of mine,a heart of gold you will find!
:) :) :)

They call him brainthrust
he's a guy you can trust
a geek maybe sometimes,but he makes the girls lust
he's tall blonde and handsome,good looks, boy he has them
he's my baby boy,a good mate,smarter than some !

;) ;) ;)

Sorry about the comma reference. It was a joke. Your poems are great and I never intended to offend.

It's Gillie who's next
she's so cool,she's the best
she goes out with Rob,he's quiet,GOOD JOB!
a friend for life I have,with this i am glad
she took me under her wing,no longer i'm sad!

:cool: :cool: :cool:

hehe they are well cool hunni!!!

Fuzzy Purple's,Gillie's mate
she'goes out with Nomme and he moderates
she's another cool chick,just like Gillie shes's hip
but lately she's been ill,sexy stockings ,she thrills!
another few weeks ,she'll be better,can't wait
for the town me ,Fuzzy and Gillie will paint !
:D :D :D

And following Fuzzy
it has to be Fletch
he's a really great kid,but cheeky,nuff said
I can't help but like him,this can't go to your head
but you'll be a heartbreaker,goodlooks ,knock um dead!
;) ;) ;)

I'm gonna think pink
its Mosherchick pink
she's such a cool chick,but pink it stinks!
its red that I want dear Mushy,wink wink
but as your my mate ,i'll let you have PINK!
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Now next there's young Bill
not old Bill ,just Bill
I'll tell you he's super ,he drives a mini cooper
he's kind and he's cool,with his helicopter troopers
I'm glad he's my mate,he's no party pooper!
:cool: :cool: :cool:

Everybody go surfing
you know who I mean
It's Beach boy the teacher , he's another cutie!
I've met him just once at the classic rock meet
he copped a lift home with helicopter and me!
:P :P :P

I feel I must mention
this guy causes tension
his name is TO20 ,he's always saying plenty
he's harmless I know,probably normal,who knows?
I think it's because he could do with a blow!
:o :o :o

I can't forget this guy
he rides on a tooter
another cute guy,with a dry sense of humour
we all call him Venger,with a G"ain't that right?"
"NO" say's he "it's Venjer,ain't you BRIGHT!"
:mad: :mad: :mad:

There is a guy called Rich
he dont say a lot,but he dont give a sxxt
he hangs out on the forum,acting all cool
I'ii give him a right shock!
kiss him off that barstool
:D ;) :D

She's pretty and wild
her name is Starchild
she's into Def Leppard,Joe Elliot,she has style
she's getting a degree,and this you will see
when she fufills her lifes dream,who knows what she will be!
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

A cool guy called Neeeeeeeeeek
joined the forum last weeeeeeeeeek
he's funny and fine ,makes us laugh whilst online
where the hell he came from I don't know "what a cheeeeeeeeek"
he's a laugh that guy Neeeeeeeeek,but you knew that last week!
:D :D :D

Now listen up
I'm talking about Phann
I call him Phanny Craddock,but he's the main man
he often confuses me with his big fancy words
he passes round the spliff,a cool guy so i've heard!
:D :thumbsup: :D

Jamie's our man
jam and bread in his hand
a girl in the other,thinks he's MR LOVER!
he's always complaining,these girls are so draining
can't make up his mind,loves never plain sailing!
:) :) :)

JOHN T, JOHN T
where for art thou John T
your off on your jolly's ,on a cycle I belive
you cycle round the country,you and your mates
up hills and down valley's,your cute ass must ache!
:o :o :o

Now let's talk about Sian
she's quiet like a prawn
never offends a soul,just laughs and likes all
she's a really nice girl,yes an oyster ,a pearl
she's a cool freind of mine,I make her laugh all the time!
:D :D :D

DEEJAY ,DEEJAY !
he's our man
if anyone can dance,well this man can
he's funny and caring a joker too
if you was in a scrap ,you'd want him with you !
:thumbsup: :D :thumbsup:

Andy 78 who's this guy?
he's a mucking fuppet
and I'll tell you why,we don't see him often
but that's cool ,we know why,he's up here in uni
Liverpool is his home and to there he must fly!
:D :o :D

PAULY PAULY
you lost your plumba
he ran off with Timon or was it that Pumba
of this i'm not sure,but I'll ask you once more
hey Pauly where's Timon,"very funny"GOOD LORD!
:D :D :D

I know a very special guy
Its Martin S I do not lie
he has a talent for patience yes,a heart of gold with kids no less
we dont't speak as often as we'd like,but I know you'll agree
he's a really cool guy1
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Originally posted by pretty_woman
Now next there's Rtapper
he aint much of a rapper
but he can be a snappy dresser
he looks fine and quite dapper
a kind mate of mine,a heart of gold you will find!
:) :) :)

Cheers PW !!! :thumbsup:

Inspirational, that was fab Pretty_Woman.

I am still smiling from reading all that stuff, cracking!

Thanks for the mention by the way :wave:

PW you have individual style,
A twinkle in your eye
& a wicked smile

Quick witted
Perceptive
Lots of fun
For the best night out PW's the one

You've observed us all & got us sussed
A PW nickname is a chatroom must

I'm a prawn but you're a sweetie
A fab shiny red one from Quality Streetie


;)

dear Sian your no fool
your poem is cool
I'd like to say thankyou ,yes thankyou to you!
I'm gobsmacked it's true,for your kind words thankyou
yes you have me sussed out ,it sounds to good to be true!
:D :o :thumbsup:

Satan In Heels
now look here's the deal
a young girl with handcuffs,and huge sex appeal
she deals with the devil,or so that would seem
so keep on her side mate or she'll get in your dreams!
;) ;) ;)

And now it's time for Edd
not the duck that is
I don't know him well but i will tell you this
he makes me laugh till I almost cry ,I swear to you
he's one funny guy!
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Your name's Pretty Woman
So come on let us see
How Pretty you are
And your age, don't be shy
Cause we all get to that
In the sweet bye and bye
If you do you'll be poplar
With the boys in particular

Originally posted by pretty_woman
She's pretty and wild
her name is Starchild
she's into Def Leppard,Joe Elliot,she has style
she's getting a degree,and this you will see
when she fufills her lifes dream,who knows what she will be!
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Yay!! :D
Cheers PW, that was so class.
You have quite the knack for poems it seems,
And yes you're right Joe Elliott is in my dreams (ok couldn't resist that heh.)
Although I was backstage with him the other night :D :D


:thumbsup:

Oh no not another
I'm all of a bother
as for you Halevan you will see
that my looks ain't important,my age i've forgotten
so you'll just have to come to the next forum meet!
:D :D :D

Another man I don't know well
he says his name is Sam Miguel
I'm sure that's a beer,I think I'm right
from what I've heard he's another funny guy
he's always talking about his wife,I wonder if she know's why!
:loopy: :loopy: :loopy:

PW in chat room,she does the biz
no lies does she tell
just says how it is.
PW in chat room,a cool dude is she
if you want to be her,you need GCEs
now to get GCEs boys,you need a brain in your head
its suprising how much work can be done from a bed.
but then she gets wound up,puts hands on her hips
goes red in the face and puckers her lips.
well shell tell the truth boys,whatever the cost
dont like what she tells you.....then you should get lost



Reeeeeeeespect

someone's got a lot of spare time :)

good stuff though, I always got bored about 3 lines into poems at school, lol.

Originally posted by pretty_woman
Oh no not another
I'm all of a bother
as for you Halevan you will see
that my looks ain't important,my age i've forgotten
so you'll just have to come to the next forum meet!
:D :D :D


Well Pretty woman, I can see that you
are as wiley and maniplutive as your sex can be
Your looks and your age are important to me
So come on girl give us a treat, my judgement
in this no one else can ever beat.

And now it's time for Edd
not the duck that is
I don't know him well but i will tell you this
he makes me laugh till I almost cry ,I swear to you
he's one funny guy!


Thanks PW...thats very sweet :)


You think I make you laugh now...wait til you see me naked! :wow:

Originally posted by pretty_woman
Satan In Heels
now look here's the deal
a young girl with handcuffs,and huge sex appeal
she deals with the devil,or so that would seem
so keep on her side mate or she'll get in your dreams!
;) ;) ;)

lol! cheers hun! but.. me.. handcuffs?!? ;) would have a go at one for u but i am soo crap at poetry!! ure a star!!
:thumbsup:

Originally posted by pretty_woman
Everybody go surfing
you know who I mean
It's Beach boy the teacher , he's another cutie!
I've met him just once at the classic rock meet
he copped a lift home with helicopter and me!
:P :P :P

Bless ya, I got a mention. Cheers pretty woman, you've a heart of gold.

Take care, see you again soon.

I was just wondering - does this thread come with a free sickbag, or do you have to bring your own? :)

Originally posted by mojoworking
I was just wondering - does this thread come with a free sickbag, or do you have to bring your own? :)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by pretty_woman
I feel I must mention
this guy causes tension
his name is TO20 ,he's always saying plenty
he's harmless I know,probably normal,who knows?
I think it's because he could do with a blow!
:o :o :o

Would that be to the head, or otherwise????

Originally posted by fuzzy
Would that be to the head, or otherwise????

probably the best idea.. and maybe using someting big and heavy!

like a marshmelow mebbi

(not to b nasty or owt)

Originally posted by pretty_woman
Jamie's our man
jam and bread in his hand
a girl in the other,thinks he's MR LOVER!
he's always complaining,these girls are so draining
can't make up his mind,loves never plain sailing!
:) :) :)

:thumbsup:

Hey pretty_woman ... wassup sweetie !?

:p

PS. wot girls !!!?

Halevan I wonder why I aint written a poem about you,OH I know why,cos you aint one of my mates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and I dont think I care much about what you say cos as long as my MATES like the poems your words are a waste of space so I'll wave my magic wand and puff they are GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

I thought they were all pretty good there pretty woman... bravo!
And dont let people bother ya with what they post... if you wanna write poems about your online mates.... why not eh:thumbsup:

CLASSIC ROCK BAR
its's the best pub by far!
it's the place we all meet once a month
with Buffy our host,her hospitality we toast
and to Sash for the grub we love most!
:thumbsup: :D :thumbsup:

Oh lady may I compliment
You on your wond'rous thread
But your verses you see
Will soon overtake me
So I did it on my thread instead!!!
:thumbsup:

DaBouncer's his name
keeping the calm his is game
I'd like to say thankyou to you dude!
for your kind words about my poem thread
but i'll say one last time,NOW GET OFF MY RED !!
:P :P :P

Tango 2 yes it's true
I'm talking to you!
so you think that I pucker my lips
with my hands on my hips,how did you predict
I did'nt get this far without giving stick!

:D :D :D

Pretty Womans getting shirty,
I think that's rather dirty,
Just as I thought that things were almost flirty,
Maybe it's just a blip, in our relationship,
And she could have second thoughts,
When she remembers, what I have taught.

Originally posted by pretty_woman
DaBouncer's his name
keeping the calm his is game
I'd like to say thankyou to you dude!
for your kind words about my poem thread
but i'll say one last time,NOW GET OFF MY RED !!
:P :P :P
NEVER....NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEER :P

Originally posted by pretty_woman
DaBouncer's his name
keeping the calm his is game
I'd like to say thankyou to you dude!
for your kind words about my poem thread
but i'll say one last time,NOW GET OFF MY RED !!
:P :P :P

*£@#!!$* ... don't you mean MY RED !!!!!?

Originally posted by pretty_woman
Oh no not another
I'm all of a bother
as for you Halevan you will see
that my looks ain't important,my age i've forgotten
so you'll just have to come to the next forum meet!
:D :D :D


If I came to the Forum meet,
And sat among the folk.
I just would not be able,
To breathe because of smoke.
So listen Pretty Woman,
It would be better.
Very much by far.
To let me see your picture,
By way of Avatar.