After an interview with non other than Neil MacMinden yesterday evening, I can reveal the following story which will be appearing in 'The News of the World' this Sunday. Amazing stuff.

Goats Found on Mars, shock!

There's life out there, folks! Not little green men, but GOATS!

Giant linear markings – previously thought to be just giant linear markings –are now believed to be huge colonies of goats migrating across the arid central plains of the red planet.

“We estimate that there are around 25 million of the creatures roaming around Mars,” said top goat specialist and astronomer, Neil MacMinden last night.

“We believe that they are constantly on the move in their search for food and water, which doesn’t actually exist there. They must be pretty fed up by now,” he added.

Originally posted by Sam Miguel
After an interview with non other than Neil MacMinden yesterday evening, I can reveal the following story which will be appearing in 'The News of the World' this Sunday. Amazing stuff.

Goats Found on Mars, shock!

There's life out there, folks! Not little green men, but GOATS!

Giant linear markings –previously thought to be just giant linear markings –are now believed to huge colonies of goats migrating across the arid central plains of the red planet.

“We estimate that there are around 25 million of the creatures roaming around Mars,” said top goat specialist and astronomer, Neil MacMinden last night.

“We believe that they are constantly on the move in their search for food and water, which doesn’t actually exist there. They must be pretty fed up by now,” he added.

L.O.L. Sam. Very Funny. That's a good one. Any more stories the same.

I'm looking for stories all the time.

This one is amazing , though. It's an absolute revelation.

Of course there is life on Mars,that is why we have the Mars Bar...they are manufactured by the local inhabitants in their underground caverns.

I mean come on...the name says it all,same goes for Galaxy,Milkyway and of course the good old Star Bar.

The evidence has been under our noses for years,and why are they made up there?....easy as sam pointed out Goats live up there.
Chocolate contains milk,yes you guessed it goats milk.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I bet there's folk out there daft enough to believe that as well :lol:

All of the chocolate bar names you mention are BRAND NAMES ya daft bat! :lol:

As for Goats on Mars, ROFLMAO! Maybe in the minds of crap low budget sci-fi movie writers yeah, but not in real life... It has yet to be proven either way whether there is or isn't Extra-Terrestrial life out there on Mars or any other Planet in Space.

I refuse to sway to your way of thinking Rich,but lets look at the evidence.
StarTrek,Lost in space,Alien and so on,how were thes films made if there isnt anything (lol) and how the get the enterprise into warp speed is amazing....cant get to grips with the teleporter thingy though,maybe Maplins will have some kind of kit to replicate one.

I believe that they have only evolved over the last few weeks, and the scientists are only just geting to grips with it.

My mother-in-law's from another planet, so there.

Christ on a bike! What a coincidence. So is mine!

Which one? They might know each other.

Does yours talk for hours without saying anything?

Does she stare up at her home planet when you talk to her?

They may be related. From the same egg clutch even.

Originally posted by tango2
I refuse to sway to your way of thinking Rich,but lets look at the evidence.
StarTrek,Lost in space,Alien and so on,how were thes films made if there isnt anything (lol) and how the get the enterprise into warp speed is amazing....cant get to grips with the teleporter thingy though,maybe Maplins will have some kind of kit to replicate one.

*cough* all the above are made up, ie science FICTION, NOT real *cough* :D :lol:

Sorry, but until I see conclusive evidence either way, I remain skeptical as to whether or not Extra-Terrestrial life exists out there in Space.

I would say that extra terrestrial life is a complete certainty.

thats all.

I suppose there's at least 1 ALF (Alien Life Form) on these forums.... T020 anyone?! :D :lol:

Originally posted by markham
Which one? They might know each other.

Does yours talk for hours without saying anything?

Does she stare up at her home planet when you talk to her?

They may be related. From the same egg clutch even.

Yes, all those things, amd more. This is frightening, there could be dozens of them!

My God!!!!!

I've married the spawn of an alien

My kids are one quarter alien.

No wonder they don't understand me.

IT'S STARTED!!!!!!!!!!:blush:

We're all doomed, and it's all my ( and SM's) fault.:( :(

We might be safer on the Moon. Fancy it?

There are no aliens there.

Originally posted by Sam Miguel
We might be safer on the Moon. Fancy it?

There are no aliens there.

The Moon doesn't support life though, no Oxygen...

And I still say there's no aliens anywhere, except in Ecclesall (t020 anyone?), apologies to the Mods, I just can't resist...