slimsid2000
07-01-2006, 13:21
Anyone who has ever used the rural bus routes of 61/62 will probably have come accross a bus driver who looks gormless. Well, I can now reveal tyhat he is officially gormless.
I think we should all salute this fine man for bravely overcoming his gormlessness and going to work each day to provide a much needed public service by driving our buses.
:clap: :clap: :clap:
Ousetunes
07-01-2006, 13:30
No, not being a user of our most reliable and cheap public transport system I don't know this bloke.
But I reckon your post wins Funniest Thread Of The Week Award. :clap: :clap:
You've won a book token and a Blue Peter Badge*.
* I'm lying.
I'm not sure a full compliment of gorm is a condition of employment on the Yorkshire Terrier Rural Link bus. As long as he drives the bus the right route to the timetable in a safe manner, and gets the fares and cash right, where is the problem!
'Gormless' has to be the word of the day:clap:
Definitions of gormless on the Web:
gaumless: (British informal) lacking intelligence and vitality
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn
Oh dear... poor man. Where is a mod-dalek when you need one? :heyhey:
willdervish
07-01-2006, 18:34
For all you know he could be reading this thread right at this moment with his head in his hands, crying his eyes out.
Oh and Boo Frickity Hoo! Don't we just feel sorry for the gormless bus drivers!
I had to go and have a word with the last Yorkshire Terrier driver!
He left the engine running and got off the bus to have a fag TWICE from town to Sheffield Lane Top!
HELLO!! Are you a chain smoker??!!!
It's against the law and we have homes to go to!!!
There's a reason they drive buses.... NO ONE ELSE WOULD HAVE THEM!!!!
B
Originally posted by Bourne
Oh and Boo Frickity Hoo! Don't we just feel sorry for the gormless bus drivers!
I had to go and have a word with the last Yorkshire Terrier driver!
He left the engine running and got off the bus to have a fag TWICE from town to Sheffield Lane Top!
HELLO!! Are you a chain smoker??!!!
It's against the law and we have homes to go to!!!
There's a reason they drive buses.... NO ONE ELSE WOULD HAVE THEM!!!!
B
Can never figure out why Sheffield folk have this 'thing' about bus drivers.