One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas,
how he got in my pajamas I'll never know."

FROM Animal Crackers Marx Brothers Film

Originally posted by "Jon"

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas,
how he got in my pajamas I'll never know."

FROM Animal Crackers Marx Brothers Film

ok, I have a massive list, so I'll keep the quotes limited to my short favourites.

"Bond. James Bond"

"Shaken, not stirred."

"I'll be back."

"You talkin' to me?"

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

"E.T. phone home."

"Go ahead, make my day punk."

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

"Mmmm-hmmm! This is a tasty burger!"

"That's mighty brave talk for a one-eyed fat man."

"Hasta la vista, baby."

"He slimed me."

"You better stop eyeballin' me, boy!"

"This aggression will not stand"

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman."

"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."

[Pulling out a gun] "Say hello to my little friend!"

"Wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you're gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm"

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"

"A favor will kill you faster than a bullet"

"Infamy, Infamy, They've all got it in for me!" Kenneth Williams :lol:

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

You can't fight in here, it's the War Room!


"Do you want to come up for a coffee?"
"I don't like coffee."
"That's OK, I haven't got any."

I like:

Marty: Great Scott!
Doc: I know Marty, this is heavy!

:lol:

- You want the truth!
- I think I'm entitled to it.
- You can't handle the truth!

Jack Nicholson and Tom Cruise in a Few Good Men.

"A Knights Tale"
"An Englishman will never win a tournament on French soil" - Frog 1
"Because the Pope is French" - Frog 2
"The Pope might be bloody French but Jesus is English"

"Steven Kings Rose Red"
(heir to an old haunted house and his psychology lectuerer girlfriend discussing the house)

"I don't understand, what is it you hate so much about that house Steve?"
"It keeps eating my relatives or did you miss that in your research?"

Moon Maiden

"I just don't deserve such terrific luck."
~Brazil

Originally posted by "maxt"

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
:) :lol:

We're on an express elevator to hell, going down......

Aliens - the best Sci-fi alien bashing film ever...

'do I entertain you? ' from Goodfellows

You shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologise.
Mr White from Reservoir Dogs. 8)

From Back To The Future Part 1:

Marty: This is heavy, Doc
Doc: What? Weight has nothing to do with it!

From Shrek:

Donkey: This is gonna be fun. We can stay up late, telling manly stories, and in the morning - I'm making waffles!

From Shawshank Redemption:

Andy: I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living; or get busy dying.

From Forrest Gump:

Forrest: My momma always said "Life was like a box of chocolates"; you never know what you're gonna get.

American Psycho:
Patrick Bateman:There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

Deuce Bigalow:
T.J. Hicks: Don't make me he-bitch man-slap you!

American Pie 2:
Stiffler:I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my a$$

I've done a thread search and can't find any pertinent threads so.......


What's your favourite quotes from a movie?

Mine are from 'The Naked Gun'

Frank: It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

Frank: Just think, next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.

Frank: Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute before until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat.

And of course the creme de la creme

[Jane climbs a ladder.]
Frank: Saayyy, nice beaver.
Jane Spencer: [producing a stuffed beaver] Thanks. I just had it stuffed.

Loads from 'Withnail and I'

'Scrubbers!'

'We gone on holiday by mistake'.

'I invented it in Camberwell and it looks like a carrot'.

having just drunk a bottle of lighter fluid
Peter Marwood: No. I have nothing.
Withnail: Liar. What's in your toolbox.
Peter Marwood: Nothing.
Withnail: Liar. You've got antifreeze.
Peter Marwood: You bloody fool. You should never mix your drinks.


Loads more here (warning contains swearing) :

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/dvd/B00005QISZ/quotes/202-1303537-1254252

Nomme

Despite the self imposed censorship of my post, I doubt it'll last long before getting removed and I get told off.

Here goes:

All you ************* are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ****-lickers. We're gonna **** your mothers while you watch and cry like little *******. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax ***** who are making the movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our ****, then **** our ****, then eat their **** which is made of our **** that we made 'em eat. Then all you *********** are next.

Love, Jay and Silent Bob.

Originally posted by Hal9001
I've done a thread search and can't find any pertinent threads so.......



Found the original so have merged threads.

jackthedog - how about the film's name?

Oh yeah...

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Cheers for the editing max, wasnt sure about that last post!

Vinnie Jones in Snatch:-

"Never underestimate the predictibility of stupidity"

'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries' (all in a slightly strange french accent).

From Monty Python's Holy Grail!......Brilliant!

From American Psycho
"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."
That's one of my favourite quotes!

"Are you the Judean Peoples front?"?
"**** off!............We're the People's Front of Judea!"?

"But why do you want to be a woman Stan?"
"Because I want to have babies"
"You cant have babies!"
"Dont you oppress me!"
"Im not oppressing you!...you haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate are you going to keep it in a box?!

Ah LoB.........genius :thumbsup:

Ahh, westerns give us some of the best lines ever.

Man with no Name: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

Man With No Name: One, two, three, four, five, and six. Six, the perfect number!
Angel Eyes: I thought seven was the perfect number.
Man With No Name: My gun only holds six bullets.

or from the best western ever made:

Sundance Kid: Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

Butch Cassidy: Kid, the next time I say, "let's go someplace like Bolivia," let's GO someplace live Bolivia.

Butch Cassidy: Is that what you call giving cover?
Sundance Kid: Is that what you call running? If I knew you were going to stroll...

Now, not from a western but my favourite film ever:

Richard Chesler: Is that your blood?
Ed Norton: Some of it, yeah.

Tyler Durden: Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Tyler Durden: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!

Ah, films, they're a beautiful thing.

Wilf

"I love my dead gay son." - Heathers

Blast from the past and one for the girls....

"Nobody puts baby in the corner"

from Dirty Dancing, creases me up everytime!

"I broke a date with a daydream to be here"

I Am Sam

"Stick your **** up her ***, you mother-******* worthless ****sucker!"

"Your mother ***** ***** in hell, Karas! You faithless slime!"

"Shove it up your ***, you ******!"

"The power of Christ compels you!"

The Exorcist - Original 1973

This has to be my favorite,from pulp fiction.

Vincent:- I've got a threshold, Jules, I've got a threshold for the abuse that I'll take and right now I'm a racecar, man, and you got me in the red. I'm just saying, I'm just SAYING it's ****ing dangerous to have a racecar in the ***ing red, that's all. I might blow.
Jules:- Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying mother******, mother******! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone. IN FACT, what the *** am I doing in the back? You the mother****** should be on brain detail! We ****ing switching, I'm washing the windows and you picking up this ****** skull!

think i just about managed to censor everything

Norman Bates - Psycho

'We all go a little mad sometimes'.

Classic.

Originally posted by Clair-bear
'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries' (all in a slightly strange french accent).

From Monty Python's Holy Grail!......Brilliant!

Doesn't he say '..or I will fart in your general direction'.?

What a fabulously mad, funny film. Even if you're not a Knight who says 'ni'.

the all time best quote in a film has to be "I THINK WERE GUNNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT!"

ANYONE ELSE GOT ANY SURGESTIONS:heyhey:

its been done before here (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=817&highlight=film+quotes) :thumbsup:

Originally posted by bladesgirl
its been done before here (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=817&highlight=film+quotes) :thumbsup:

Your on a roll today aint ya bladesgirl :D

pop quiz a**hole

thats keanu reeves from speed

pop quiz a**hole gotta gun pointing your head what ya gonna do

keanu reeves from speed

Originally posted by spyro2000
Your on a roll today aint ya bladesgirl :D

i have had my dose of pro plus and weetabix today :D :hihi:

did you have any shredded wheat too? :heyhey: :hihi: :hihi: :P
or mini-shreddies instaed, being the dainty little thing you are!! :heyhey: :heyhey: ;) :wink::wink:

Originally posted by Clair-bear
'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries' (all in a slightly strange french accent).

From Monty Python's Holy Grail!......Brilliant!

Same film:

"Some watery tart throws a sword at you? Thats hardly a sound basis for a democracy!"

"Help Im being repressed" whilst being attacked by king arthur.

Originally posted by jonluvsnique
did you have any shredded wheat too? :heyhey: :hihi: :P
or mini-shreddies instaed, being the dainty little thing you are!! :heyhey: ;) :wink:

i wish you would stop following me and posting silly things like you did here Originally posted by jonluvsnique
well, i dont have one, lol
just to make this 500 posts!!:clap:
:banana: :banana:
(from the wanted pet carrier thread)

you silly thing :D LOL

following you........:loopy: :loopy:
:love::love::love::heyhey: :heyhey: :P :rolleyes:

Originally posted by bladesgirl
i wish you would stop following me and posting silly things like you did here
(from the wanted pet carrier thread)

you silly thing :D LOL


I agree bladesgirl

Just to make this 700 posts :D :heyhey:

Originally posted by spyro2000
I agree bladesgirl

Just to make this 700 posts :D :heyhey:

ok ok point taken this is to make it up to 294

im only 6 more away from my 300th post :clap: :thumbsup: :D

hehehe congrats Spyro!!!

favourite quote would be "It plays CDs, it's a CD player" from the Wedding Singer (probably the whole film is my favourite quote!)

and people call ME crazy!!!:loopy: :rolleyes: :P
(lets spoil this guys thread, why dont we! :rolleyes: , dont think he's gonna be best pleased tho!!)

Its ok to spoil it i've done this thread before ages ago :suspect: guess the search engine (we do have one) ain't working again ;)

Originally posted by jonluvsnique
and people call ME crazy!!!
(lets spoil this guys thread, why dont we! :rolleyes: , dont think he's gonna be best pleased tho!!)

Originally posted by jonluvsnique
well, i dont have one, lol
just to make this 500 posts!!:clap: :clap:
:banana: :banana: :banana:

its been done already here (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=45478&highlight=500+posts) :D

sorry peeps couldnt resist i fell so pedantic today:rolleyes: :hihi:

anyway my favourite is "Housten we have a problem"

Originally posted by bladesgirl
its been done already here (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=45478&highlight=500+posts) :D

sorry peeps couldnt resist i fell so pedantic today:rolleyes: :hihi:

anyway mine favourite is "Housten we have a problem" Houston, We Have A Problem :D famous for a film quote :confused: oh dear

Originally posted by Jon
Houston, We Have A Problem :D famous for a film quote :confused: oh dear


Houston as in Whitney....... i thought they meant :D :rolleyes: :confused:

my fave quote is
"Roads? Where we're going, we dont need Roads"
BTTF
or:-

Rhodes, where we're going, we dont need Rhodes"
from

this (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=42967&highlight=Skegness)

Originally posted by jonluvsnique
my fave quote is
"Roads? Where we're going, we dont need Roads"
BTTF
or:-

Rhodes, where we're going, we dont need Rhodes"
from

this (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=42967&highlight=Skegness)

what are you on about :P :| :D

It has to be the classic misquote "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn". Wonder what film that came from ;)

Dragon

Man about to be killed by Joe Pesci's gangster character 'Tommy' in Goodfellas;'Did you bring coffee?'
Tommy;'What do you think I am, the f***ing caterer?' Bang.

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don't need. fight club:cool:

Highlander

ITS BETTER TO FADE OUT
THAN BURN AWAY
(KERGAN)

"He'll regret to his dying day if ever he lives that long" (The Quiet man)

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

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[Jules shoots the guy on the couch during Brett's interrogation]
Jules: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?

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Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Quentin Tarrantino. Pulp Fiction 1994

My pleasure in other peoples leisure.

Trainspotting.

"get away from her you bitch" aliens

"just panties, what else do I need" The poseidon Adventure

"In the water I'm a very skinney lady" Poseidon Adventure

"everything but the bloodhounds snapping at her behind"
All About Eve

"into the mud slime queen" The man with two brains

and of course the below............

From Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, Guy Pierce's character to Terrence Stamp's character:

"You know there are two things I hate about you, and that's your face!"

Classic!

i dont think i can actually post mine on here................ah well here goes

"suck my spinning steel ****head"
"gee they come to bits easy"
"mmmmmmmm i got a chunky bit"
..........from peter jacksons classic, bad taste :)

Originally posted by max
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

CLASSIC

Heeeeeeyyyyyyy yyyyyyoooooouuuuu ggguuuuyyyyyssssss

GOONIES

Lauren Bacall to Bogey

Just whistle. You know how to whistle dont you Steve? Just put your lips together and blow.

Blues Brothers on last night on ITV3 getting a little dated now but still good. I think that the movie industry misses John Balushi. His Bro is good but not as good as.

There is nothing sadder than when the agent lost his bladder on the aiiirplaaane.

From Good Morning Vietnam when someone writes in a complaint about Robin Williams replacement, one of the guys reads it out to his boss :-

"He sucks the sweat off a dead mans balls - I don't know what that means sir but it doesn't sound good to me."

Best way i've ever heard to say someone is rubbish !!

I always remember this but it's not necessarily my favorite.
From Strictly Ballroom.

" I've got my happy face on today"

Said in a very high pitched sarcastic tone when she's having to deal with too many dancers at once.

I know there's been a few from Pulp Fiction but seriously it's awash with great quotes and lines, one I love is when Bruce Willis and his girlfriend are in the motel

Butch (Bruce Willis) Will you hand me a towel, tulip?
Fabienne: Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid

and the other classic is when Jules & Vincent are talking about foot massages:

Jules:It ain't no f****n' ballpark either. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same f****n' sport. Foot massages don't mean s**t.

Can i fit one more in from Monty Python & The Holy Grail?
Man with Dead Body: Who's that then?
The Dead Body Collector: I dunno, must be a king.
Man with Dead Body: Why?
The Dead Body Collector: He hasn't got s**t all over him.


:hihi:

Jules: There's a passage I got memorized.

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Pulp Fiction.

Since I've got the avatar now - hows about the great Jack Nicholson as the Joker in Batman:

"Tell me something, my friend. Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" :cool:

http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?postid=61251#post61251

Withnail and I - on tele now Midnight C4 02/01/06

Classic film - worth a look ;)

Hint, mine are in my signature :D

Into the first break in 'Withnail' - already more quotes than I can remember :D

Harry Burns: I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
When Harry met Sally


Harry Temple: All right, pop quiz. Airport. Gunman with one hostage. He's using her for cover; he's almost to a plane. You're a hundred feet away. Jack?
Jack: Shoot the hostage.
Speed


Lynette: Way to go, Paula! Way to go!
Officer and a gentleman

We're all consumers.
We're by-products of a lifestyle obsession.
Murder, crime, poverty -- these things don't concern me.
What concerns me is celebrity magazines, television with five hundred channels & some guy's name on my underwear.

Fight Club

McClane tries to call up police]
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No f*s* lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
Die hard

"These go to eleven."

Just one of many from This is Spinal Tap.

And here's another one:

"It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever."

For anyone that likes hip hop just wanna recommend DangerDoom "The Mouse & The Mask". But then you really should know this already!

:o Oops! Wrong Thread!!! Please ignore!

Who you talkin' to? Ya talkina me? Huh? Ya talkina me?

Or the "I could been a contender" speech from Marlo Brando in On The Waterfront.

There are still some real men in the world; men who believe that women were created to cook, clean and pose naked in penthouse magazine - Piranha Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death

Grease! The only guy a girl can depend on... is her Daddy!

Its on my signature, "Dont act like your not impressed" When Ron Burgundy has an erection and someone mentions it.

from pulp fiction
its a classic... when the guy who is robbing samuel l jackson asks him which wallet is his and his reply to that is...
" the one that says bad mother ******!"
It tickled me and couldnt stop laughing

Jack Nicholson in The Shining.

Here's Johnny

Which was actually an ad lib, but the director liked it, and kept it in.

Hmmmmm hmmmmmm ooooooh ooooooh ahhhhh ahhh hmmmm yes yes yes hmmmm ahhhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhhh yes yeees yeeeeeeeees.

Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally.:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

"Only when you have lost everything, are you free to do anything."

~FIGHT CLUB (movie)... which came from the line:

"Only when you have lost everything, are you truly free to do anything."

~FIGHT CLUB (Book)




It's rare that a line from a film 'opens my eyes'!

Pinhead from Hellraiser to Kirsty

"Poor Kirsty, so eager to play, so reluctant to admit it"

"Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

:D

Originally posted by HondaNate
"Only when you have lost everything, are you free to do anything."

~FIGHT CLUB (movie)... which came from the line:

"Only when you have lost everything, are you truly free to do anything."

~FIGHT CLUB (Book)




It's rare that a line from a film 'opens my eyes'!

It might have 'opened your eyes' but you do realise the book and film are not meant to be an anti-capitalist, nihilistic promotion tool? If anything they're trying to show the depths of what can seem reasonable in the grips of a severe madness, why this lacks power in the film is that the changeover comes way too late and the ending is too ambigious IMHO

Apone: Another glorious day in the Corps. A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every Meal is a banquet!. Every paycheque's a fortune!. Every formation's a parade! I LOVE THE CORPS!

Hudson: Ah geez, this floor is freezing!

Apone: What do you want me to do, Marine? Fetch your slippers?

Hudson: Gee, would you sir? I'd like that!

Originally posted by mr_chris
Apone: Another glorious day in the Corps. A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every Meal is a banquet!. Every paycheque's a fortune!. Every formation's a parade! I LOVE THE CORPS!

Hudson: Ah geez, this floor is freezing!

Apone: What do you want me to do, Marine? Fetch your slippers?

Hudson: Gee, would you sir? I'd like that!

followed shorty after by

Hudson: Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man ?

Vasquez: No, have you ?

"Strip you little ****, before I tear you a new asshole." From Trading Places. Just one that springs to mind - love that film!

Or

the 'YEAH' man with the Barry White-alike

Originally posted by BrainThrust
It might have 'opened your eyes' but you do realise the book and film are not meant to be an anti-capitalist, nihilistic promotion tool? If anything they're trying to show the depths of what can seem reasonable in the grips of a severe madness, why this lacks power in the film is that the changeover comes way too late and the ending is too ambigious IMHO

Is this thread not entitled "Favourite quote from a film" ?

Did I state anywhere that I thought the film was an anti-capitalist, nihilistic promotion tool?


I can relate to that ONE statement.
Therefore, it opened my eyes.

Originally posted by HondaNate
Is this thread not entitled "Favourite quote from a film" ?

Did I state anywhere that I thought the film was an anti-capitalist, nihilistic promotion tool?


I can relate to that ONE statement.
Therefore, it opened my eyes.

Sorry, you just caught me on day 3 off the cigarettess in a pet hate area of mine, I shouldn;t be so quick to judge.

Like many people, I do like this film but I've talked to so many people who have thought it was cool because of the subversion instead of the clever message it builds.

true these people are mainly adolescents but i didn;t want to tar the idea as being pure naiveity.

As for Palanhuik's writing, I do think he visceral and potent writing style do make him incredibly quotable, much like Hunter Thompson.

Wilf

"I love the rain, it washes memories off the sidewalks of life."

Play it again sam (Woody Allen)

"Just a minute, I have a great plan" Michael Caine in The Itallian Job, as the coach is about to topple over the edge of the cliff.