My vote goes to "Vanilla Sky" ... It would perhaps make a very good gift for an insomniac. Where medicines fail, this might work!

Did anybody see that Movie 'Roadkill' on BBC1 last night?

What utter drivel. One of those where you think, I've wasted my evening watching this tripe. (with respect to forum tripe fans of course).

Utter, utter pants.

Originally posted by Deavon
Did anybody see that Movie 'Roadkill' on BBC1 last night?

What utter drivel. One of those where you think, I've wasted my evening watching this tripe. (with respect to forum tripe fans of course).

Utter, utter pants.

yep but you gotta love steve zahn, i chuckle at him and it's not meant to be comic.

I went to see open water when I just came out, it was supposed to be good so the cinema was packed but 20 mins before the end people were leaving. Walking out everyone was saying it was awful. It starts off and its slightly decent then when they're in the water it gets to the point where you hope the sharks are going to eat them so the film ends. Eventually they get eating, what an ending!

I thought there was something fishy about that movie.

Maybe the plot had been watered down?

I couldn't sea the point.:hihi:

:gag: SAW:gag:

What rot...what bunkum...what tossycock!!!

Originally posted by love_hearts
I thought the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was pretty awful. Why did Charlie and all his family have english accents but paid for their 'candy' in dollars?!?!?

Actually Roald Dahl put dollars and cents in the original book as I remember. God knows why, although he did live in the US for a while.

Originally posted by ReginaldD
I went to see open water when I just came out, it was supposed to be good so the cinema was packed but 20 mins before the end people were leaving. Walking out everyone was saying it was awful. It starts off and its slightly decent then when they're in the water it gets to the point where you hope the sharks are going to eat them so the film ends. Eventually they get eating, what an ending!

I've got to say that open water was a passable 20 minute tv movie with 1 hr stock footage added on.

Originally posted by noseyrosie
Actually Roald Dahl put dollars and cents in the original book as I remember. God knows why, although he did live in the US for a while.
Didn't he also come up with a concept for a story about gremlins in the engines of WWII fighter planes that Disney showed some interest in while he was there?

I agree with previous people that King Arthur was rubbish.

Keira Knightley was on great irritating form with her constant confused yet still sexy look permanently slapped on her face. I watched the directors cut [with all the blood and guts they cut out of the cinema version] and still thought it was boring.


Other contenders:

-Dog Soldiers. Just....no.
-And some weird film i saw after coming in from drinking [so could be an invention of my gin addled brain]

The basic plot was Sarah Michelle Gellar was a chef and had a magic crab [yeh, i know] who granted all her wishes? It was bizarre to say the least. Me and all my friends were sat in dumbfounded silenece for probably the first time ever.

But whoever said Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead is just bonkers. It's so good! That and Short Circuit, Goonies and Batteries not included made my childhood what it was!

I've just posted a similar response in the "Best Film Made From A Comic" thread, but almost any film which casts Ben Affleck in a leading role seems to automatically qualify as a contender for worst Movie ever made.

Examples:

Gigli
Jersey Girl
Paycheck
Pearl Harbour!!!!!!!! (i love how the producers of that film conveniently forgot about Hiroshima)
Daredevil
Changing Lanes
Good Will Hunting (sorry, it's rubbish)

I've not seen it, but I'm sure that the Mariah Carey vehicle "Glitter" has to be a contender.

Originally posted by lexatron
I agree with previous people that King Arthur was rubbish.

Keira Knightley was on great irritating form with her constant confused yet still sexy look permanently slapped on her face.


I am so glad someone agrees with me about her. Seeing her in a film immediately puts me off it. Similarly with Ben Affleck as already noted. The same used to be true of Jim Carrey as his earlier films just made me angry but he's actually made three films I quite like (Truman, Bruce, Eternal Sunshine) in the last few years.
:surprised :shocked:

I get so irate because all my lad friends think she's amazing and make me watch anything with her in.

She can't act!! How can any person who makes a living out of expressing themselves get by with only one facial expression?? ARgghghhhhh!!

My worst ever film has to be American Pyscho......I still don't understand what it was about but felt the need to watch it all! Rubbish.

Originally posted by lexatron
I get so irate because all my lad friends think she's amazing and make me watch anything with her in.

She can't act!! How can any person who makes a living out of expressing themselves get by with only one facial expression?? ARgghghhhhh!!

I hope you aint't talking about Keira. Shes a gem!!

(Though I did see the trailer for Domino at the pictures the other night and it looks dire)

I don't have just one worst film but my list includes

Blair Witch Project - this is absolutely pathetic how this can be described as scary is beyond me!

Cable Guy - I hated this one one of Jim Carrey's worst films.

Anchor Man - I rented this on dvd and didn't last past the first 20 minutes.

Scary Movie - sorry I know this is popular but a spoof of a spoof just doesn't work for me I actually walked out of this film half way through.

To Die For - I thought this was utter drivel.

Eyes wide shut - saw part of this on sky and I thought I'd accidentally got one of the adult channels for a minute. More like a porn film to me then anything else or did I miss something at the beginning.

I'm also not keen on the Lord of the Rings films but don't include them in this list because they are good films but the books are exceedingly boring so you can't expect the films to be otherwise - I fell asleep in all 3 btw.

Originally posted by Tubthump
I've just posted a similar response in the "Best Film Made From A Comic" thread, but almost any film which casts Ben Affleck in a leading role seems to automatically qualify as a contender for worst Movie ever made.

Examples:

Gigli
Jersey Girl
Paycheck
Pearl Harbour!!!!!!!! (i love how the producers of that film conveniently forgot about Hiroshima)
Daredevil
Changing Lanes
Good Will Hunting (sorry, it's rubbish)

I think Jersey Girl is quite a good film. As are Chasing Amy and Dogma... You're right about the others though, some of the worst films ever!

mine would be
Acid House
Spawn (The Directors Cut)
Dead Presidents

My best would be
Fight Club
Memento
Twelve Monkeys
American History X
Catch Me If You Can (not my usual kinda film but i liked the story behind it)
and Shaving Private Ryan (Sorry I Mean Saving Private Ryan)

Oh and i really liked Donnie Darko (Half my mates love it other half hate it)

Originally posted by Snook
I think Jersey Girl is quite a good film. As are Chasing Amy and Dogma... You're right about the others though, some of the worst films ever!

I'm with you on Chasing Amy and Dogma (they're not on the list), and I suppose Jersey Girl wasn't that bad- more to add padding to the list if anything. Though I am of the school of thought that with each succesive film, Kevin Smith seems to be sliding downward on the quality trajectory.

I've just read that they are making "Miami Vice" the movie with Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx as Crocket and Tubbs. My only thought was !!!!!!!!!WHY!!!!!!!!!!!

There must be loads of films that should never have been made:-
John Travolta - Battlefield Earth
Kevin spacey - Kpax

Any body got a view on the films thats belong in a secure room to protect the rest of humanity.
:gag:

id send eyes wide shut to room 101, worst film ive ever seen!

Spanglish...The worst film I have ever seen :gag:

Oh apparently Stallone has signed up to do another Rocky film. Is Hollywood taking P*** He'll need a zimmer frame.

Miami Vice was GREAT!!!! although I'm not sure about the film version - don't really see the point as Don Johnson won't be in it and he was the face of Miami Vice!

Also they made films of it when it was on - well film length episodes anyway!

I am slowly but surely working my way through the box set of the first series - marvelous!!

Anyway, back on topic...

I thought 'Into the Blue' was truely dreadful - walked out 1/2 way through!
There are actually far too many to mention!

Thats a good additional question. Films that where so bad you left the cinema before the end. The only one i can think of that i did that was Billy Crystal in "Mr Saturday Night".

I really enjoyed KPax... I thought it was quite an inventive storyline.

Battlefield Earth... why?
Magnolia... what a pile of [self censored].
Man on the Moon .... big sweaty pants.

I heard the rumours about Rocky 6 and have mixed feelings.
Yes Rocky 5 was bad (compaired to the others) and I'm feeling that a 50+ yr old boxer might not go down too well, but i'm secretly hoping (if it's true... nothing on IMDB) that it'll be a knockout (see what I did there :lol: ).

I know stallone is actually in the process of making Rambo 4 (oh please no).

Clockwise

Waste of talent, money and my time watching it thinking it will get better.

Yeah you have to hate those. You spend 90 minutes think "well it has to get better in a minute" Then the titles go up and they are the most interesting bit of the film. You feel like sueing the Producer for wasting 90 minutes of your life. :suspect:

That league of gentleman film was probably the worst thing ive seen in a long time:gag:

remakes like The Italian Job, Get Carter and Alfie.

Originally posted by jdgraham83
That league of gentleman film was probably the worst thing ive seen in a long time:gag:

Hmm. I really liked that film...


This isn't a film, but apparently they're making one of those horrific stage musicals out of the songs of Johnny Cash.

You know, like the Abba and Queen ones? With Johnny Cash! Aaaaaaargh!

south park : the movie

I love south park but loath the film

Yeah but "Walk the Line" is out in 2 weeks. Joaquim Phoenix as Cash. It's tipped for Oscars and is supposed to be brilliant. Come on all sing along. "I've got cream for my burning ring of fire" That is the lyrics isn't it. :D

Mulholland Drive
Eyes Wide Shut
Vanilla Sky
Blair Witch Project
Deep Blue Sea (apart from samuel l jackson getting bit in half by a shark - me and my mates were watching it going "this is s**t, shall we watch something else", and then he got eaten - and i dont think any of us had laughed so hard in our lives)

And the only film i've ever walked out of at the cinema - Buena Vista Social Club

There are many many more films i could list - i've just tried to block them out of my mind!

b

I personally thought titanic was pretty lame too

Originally posted by basshedz2
Mulholland Drive

Whaaat? Fantastic film, even though it makes no sense – or maybe because of it. And there's a certain scene with Naomi Watts that... well, I'm at work so I'll have to think about something else.

Blair Witch Project

Leaving aside the hype, it's a very effective low-budget horror film. I think a lot of the criticism of it came from people who were expecting an all-singing all-dancing special effects-laden Hollywood flick.

Deep Blue Sea

Awesome film, just awesome.

"I know what we should do at this high-tech marine laboratory. Let's breed some super-intelligent sharks. What could possibly go wrong?"

It's tongue-in-cheek and very funny IMO.

For me we're talking the re-make of Psycho (what on earth can be the point of doing it shot-by-shot?!), everything featuring Adam Sandler except Punch-Drunk Love, and every Jaws film other than the original.

Originally posted by Greenback
For me we're talking the re-make of Psycho (what on earth can be the point of doing it shot-by-shot?!),

Viggo Mortensen's backside was the only point I needed :p

Anything with a singer that thinks one pop hit makes her an actress. Lopez, Carey, Spears your all guilty STOP it.

The only singer i can think of that did a half decent cross over was Cher. She got an Oscar so it can't be just me.(Dolly Parton wasn't bad i suppose) She got awards for 9 to 5 but that was for the soundtrack.

It must be getting late at my desk i've slipped into real trivia land.

Anything with richard gere in it, especially that chicago piece of crap, he has such a slapable face grrrrrrrrr:rant:

OMG i was just reading the posts and couldn't believe Punch Drunk Love hadn't had a mention. It is THE worst film i have ever seen then, shock horror, someone mentions they like it.

Apart from that one (which is way ahead in the rubbish stakes) Jeepers Creepers was an alright film until a dragon type thing started eating everyone.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Cuey
[B]Anything with a singer that thinks one pop hit makes her an actress. Lopez, Carey, Spears your all guilty STOP it.

Have you ever seen Angel Eyes with Lopez? it's a top film.

Originally posted by Cuey
Yeah but "Walk the Line" is out in 2 weeks. Joaquim Phoenix as Cash. It's tipped for Oscars and is supposed to be brilliant. Come on all sing along. "I've got cream for my burning ring of fire" That is the lyrics isn't it. :D

Yeah, something like that.

Yep, really looking forward to that film.

What's going on here? Am I so out of touch with public (well, Sheffield) (well, Sheffield Forum) opinion? I look at a thread about films that shouldn't have been made and people keep mentioning my favourite films.

Mulholland Drive. Possibly David Lynch's best film. You don't want sense from him, you want creeping, dreamlike menace and transfixing weirdness, which is what you get.

South Park the Movie. Total genius from start to finish. Brilliant songs, brilliant gags, brilliant satire, all round brilliance.

The Blair Witch Project. Really scary, really involving, great performances, best American horror film for years.

I'm going to keep an eye on this thread and watch any films mentioned on it that I haven't already seen...

deffo wolf creek!

probably the worst movie i have ever seen in my life!

Anything with Hugh Grant in it, infact, Hugh Grant shouldn't have been made.

Originally posted by Greenback
"I know what we should do at this high-tech marine laboratory. Let's breed some super-intelligent sharks. What could possibly go wrong?"


You do wonder how smart scientists realy are in most films, did no-one put their hand up and say "Errmm, that might be a bad idea" or "Ok, but lets wire their jaws shut"

Mars Attacks! Is by far THE worst film that has ever been made.

I regret to inform you that i have actually sat and watched it from start to finish..... i shall never be the same again.

climaxchick

Mars Attacks is realy funny.

Churchill The Hollywood Years, Catwoman, Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo, Annie, the remake of Psycho, The Exorcist, Torque, Club Dread, Ned Kelly, Nine Songs, Jason X, Swimfan, House of Wax (remake), Batman & Robin, Scary Movie 2, Krull, Pretty Woman, The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, Van Helsing, League of Gentlemen, Basic.....the list could go on and on of films that I really, really want my time back!

I have never walked out of a film, however, and in some situations have found that a film that I wasn't enjoying suddenly turned around and worked so well by the end.

"When Saturday comes" what a load of old tosh! Sean Bean playing out his childhood (and adulthood dream of being a pro footballer) very poor:nono:

Judge Dredd was a total waste of time, I walked out of Godzilla longing for the bloke in the rubber suit to come back and The Thin Red Line bored me to tears.

My "don't do it to your eyeballs" list includes:

Event Horizon - derivative Hellraiser in space drivel.
Daredevil - So bad I blocked it from my mind.
Titanic - Its about a ship sinking but we have to have a chase, gun battle and gratuitous nudity - thankyou Hollywood!
Very Bad Things - the only film I have ever walked out of!

Originally posted by basshedz2

Blair Witch Project


I use to think Blair Witch was great then I saw Cannibal Holocaust which is what the witch is based (loosely).

Now thats a great film, if you like daft gory horror:thumbsup:

Worst film that I've seen recently was 'Open Water', felt absolutely robbed of my 5 quid entrance fee and couldn't understand what all the fuss was about, it was crap:rant:

Other one that springs to mind was Stallones version of 'Get Carter' a film that definitely shouldn't have been made IMO and probably a lot more of his too!

Episodes I, II and III.... what a waste...

N.

Originally posted by Little_Alex
"When Saturday comes" what a load of old tosh! Sean Bean playing out his childhood (and adulthood dream of being a pro footballer) very poor:nono:
Ha ha I kid I knew from School was in that :P

'What Lies Beneath' - I took a lass to the pictures to see it when I was seventeen. Harrison Ford with tomato sauce smeared on his forehead. Load of tosh.

'Dancer in the Dark' - Bjork attempts the Sound of Music with a Lars von Trier spin. You know something is wrong when you are wishing the protagonist dead.

'Jurassic Park III' - forget all that nonsense about recapturing a sense of adventure; it was a cash-cow, full stop.

'Primer' - the overly complicated dialogue obscured the incomprehensible plot completely. The low-budget quality was fine; the story was a mess... and I LOVE time travel.

'Men In Black 2' - another example of an extremely poor sequel. So many are so bad compared to the orginal film, apart from 'Toy Story 2', 'X-Men 2', and, arguably, 'Terminator 2: Judgement Day'

And so on, ad infinitum.

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I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE
and totally agree with eXistanZ or wateva :|

Be Cool- biggest pile 'o crap ever!!!

The Wedding Singer. The only film that i've ever walked out of (especially bad considering that I rate Adam Sandler).

The Astronaut's Wife, with Johnny Depp. Slow moving, unintriguing tosh. I feel traumatised at the very memory of it.

And even worse was that I saw it on my own so didn't even have anybody I could take the p**s out of it with to relieve the tedium!

“The Cook, The thief, His Wife & Her Lover”…… was stupendously awful and had a ear-splitting soundtrack whose sole purpose was to boost sales of Anadin Extra.

“Desperately Seeking Susan” starring Madonna was dire, unfortunately we met some friends in the foyer so couldn’t walk out. In the bar afterwards they said the same.

“Being John Malkovich” WHY did they make that film? Was it a medical experiment to create the cinematic equivalent of concussion?

“Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind” same question : substitute concussion with death.

Ben Affleck films. That guy is gonna die of woodworm…..

“The Cook, The thief, His Wife & Her Lover”…… was stupendously awful and had a ear-splitting soundtrack whose sole purpose was to boost sales of Anadin Extra.

“Desperately Seeking Susan” starring Madonna was dire, unfortunately we met some friends in the foyer so couldn’t walk out. In the bar afterwards they said the same.

“Being John Malkovich” WHY did they make that film? Was it a medical experiment to create the cinematic equivalent of concussion?

“Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind” same question : substitute concussion with death.

Ben Affleck films. That guy is gonna die of woodworm…..

Originally posted by mr craig
The worst ones i've seen:-
XXX- complete trash
Robocop 3- i still can't belive i watch all of it
Blair Witch Project- i real let down after all the hype about it

And i know a lot of people will disagree with me on this one,but i thought the first Lord Of The Rings film was garbage as well.I've never watched a film so full of characters i wanted to smack. "Mr frodo, mr frodo" grrrrrrrrr.

Robocop franchise got crap after the cool first one... Robocop 2 had next to no plot compared to the first, it was just an excuse for OTT violence IMO... And Robocop 3 doesn't even warrant my attention, as it's just Robocop toned down so that under 18s can watch it... But meh, I watched the first one at age 13 via an *cough* aquired *cough* video in the late 80s and it had no adverse affect on me...

I think movie ratings in the UK are out of touch to be honest, but that's another discussion for another thread.

Anyway back on topic.

At the risk of getting flamed, I have to say that the Lord of the Rings movies were over-rated and crap... I'm sorry but I just didn't think they were as good as the media and everybody else hyped them up as.

Also, Star Wars Episode 1 wasn't as good as it could, and should've been, sure it had all the right storyline elements (apart from Jar Jar sodding Binks :rant: ) but the kid who played the 10 year old Anakin was annoying and too sickeningly cute IMO.

Im gonna go out on a limb here and probably upset loads of you and say that the Star Wars films (all 6) are the biggest waste of money ever...

Ive never seen anything so boring!

ZzzZzzZZZZZZZZZzzzz

SECONDED! I fell asleep (for the first time) in the cinema during The Phantom Menace- bo-ring!

I would also like to add these:-

- SOUL SURVIVORS [wtf - PLEASE don't see this movie]
- Rocky V
- Bridget Jones' Diary had me reaching for the pillows...
- Cruel Intentions 2 (!!!!!!!) [a monkey could have thrown up a better story]
- CRUEL INTENTIONS 3 (!!!!!!!!!!)
- Bring It On Again
- Titanic the TV Movie version with Catherine Zeta Jones
- Satan's School for Girls

There are sooo many more that I've seen that I would love to warn you about, but have blocked out of my memory... Will add to the list later...

I wonder if there are any movies out there that are universally good; that *everyone* would call a great movie... :suspect:

Originally posted by D2J
Im gonna go out on a limb here and probably upset loads of you and say that the Star Wars films (all 6) are the biggest waste of money ever...

Ive never seen anything so boring!

ZzzZzzZZZZZZZZZzzzz

Originally posted by Jon
mine would be

1) Hercules goes to New York
2) Lockness Horror
3) Q The winged Serpent

& many many more

Oh, I liked Q The Winged Serpent!
I have it on DVD now... its very dated, but still a weird ass film :)

My worst film I've ever seen is a toss up between-
Erin Brockovich, Maybe Baby or the horror- Jack Frost.

I was so looking forward to Jack Frost- its about a killer snowman.
(Bear with me)

The cover on the box looks fantastic with a holographic like image, showing on one angle a nice safe snowman and when you tilt the box- the image changes to an evil killer snowman.

The film is that poor, that in one scene, the snowman is trying to kill a naked woman in the shower- which is weird if you think about it itself- but you can tell that its just a bloke with white fluffly gloves on trying to 'choke' the woman out.

Its that bad- seriously though, if you can get a copy- watch it and you will see what I mean!

In no particular order:

Speed 2
Batman and Robin (George, what were you thinking?)
Titanic
Bridget Jones
The Haunting (The 90's remake)
Hook
Until the End of the World
Jack (Francis Ford Coppola, what were you thinking?)

Originally posted by D2J
Im gonna go out on a limb here and probably upset loads of you and say that the Star Wars films (all 6) are the biggest waste of money ever...

Ive never seen anything so boring!

ZzzZzzZZZZZZZZZzzzz

Agreed, Star Wars is utter rubbish. As is James Bond, Star Trek, Rocky, Matrix and pretty much every franchise series out there.

Anything thats aimed at teens that falls into the "teen chick-flick" genre. No matter howwwww many times they try and make it different it follows the sameeee too predictable, cliche, icky narrative structure.
Geek and popular person - 2 people who are total opposites.
Go through some sort of conflict, they help each other out, get it on, you dont think they will get together at the end but oooo just when you thought it was going to be different - psssch SCORE! 10 minutes just before the movie ends...They live happily ever after ...
Now we can all go to sleep happy thinking taht 2 fictional characters are happy in love. awwwh.
Not.

I however liked the movie Dogma. You can't diss Kevin Smith- unless its the "Jersey Girl" movie!

For me worst movies (there are far worse ones out there but these are the ones that seem 2 stand out for moi)

Poision Ivy
Elf
Star Wars
Dodgeball
Next Friday
Just Married
The Wedding Singer
ect..

Dude where's my car is just as bad as mars attacks

Worst film that I've seen recently was 'Open Water', felt absolutely robbed of my 5 quid entrance fee and couldn't understand what all the fuss was about, it was crap:rant:


Only just seen this! Pure terrible!

too many to mention.
but anything with george clooney in it.
open water
mickey blue eyes
devils rejects & 1000 corpses

just to name a few.

Showgirls :gag:

Anything with Hugh Grant in it, mainly the coma-inducing rom-coms where he plays Hugh Grant, or the Brit-rom-com where he plays, er, Hugh Grant, or the one with the big hill where he plays, suprisingly, Hugh Grant.

Dire, awfull, boring, crap.

right worst films EVA! (in my opinion)

A Cock and Bull Story- wasnt funny at ALL! was just crude and embarassing.
Yes- ooo my god! boring as hell!!
there was a god awful movie about a newspaper. ive forgotten the name though but it had lucy davis in it. that was one of the worst films ive eva seen!
the prince and me with julia stiles. awful with a crap ending. i know they were trying to be different from other rom coms, but if they are gonna be different at least make it good!!

ill think of some more later.

oh and X-men 2! ARGHHH!!
EDIT- March of The Penguins- a good one to see if one is suffering from insomnia. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

x men 2 alrite

Battlefield Earth
I'm sure Travolta only made it because of the Scientology connection. (It was an L Ron Hubbard book)
Dreadful Story
Dreadful Special Effects
Dreadful Acting
When can I have those 2 hours of my life back?

One fell over the cuckoos nest.

One fell asleep....

One fell over the cuckoos nest.

One fell asleep....

Haha! that film is proper funny man!

RPM is a stupidly rubbish film it is so un realistic its unbelievable
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Battlefield Earth
I'm sure Travolta only made it because of the Scientology connection. (It was an L Ron Hubbard book)
Dreadful Story
Dreadful Special Effects
Dreadful Acting
When can I have those 2 hours of my life back?

I'd watch that just for the laugh, it is possible for a film to be so bad it's good, if you know what I mean.

The new version of king kong.

One fell over the cuckoos nest.

One fell asleep....

Thats a great film you moron

My "don't do it to your eyeballs" list includes:

Event Horizon - derivative Hellraiser in space drivel.
Daredevil - So bad I blocked it from my mind.
Titanic - Its about a ship sinking but we have to have a chase, gun battle and gratuitous nudity - thankyou Hollywood!
Very Bad Things - the only film I have ever walked out of!

Woah woah woah! I thought Very Bad Things was an excellent film!...........Black comedy at its best.

I loved Event Horizon to.......Cult classic! :nono:

One fell over the cuckoos nest.

One fell asleep....

What is wrong with you???? :loopy: That is an amazing film!

Forgive me if i have left a post about this already, but i just wanted to tell you all again that

Dude, where's my car and
Mars Attacks

Are THE WORST films ever to have made it to our screens.

They are both UTTER TRASH

One fell over the cuckoos nest.

One fell asleep....

Great film.

Proof with Gwyneth Paltrow and Jake Gyllanhaal.

They played it on the flight from New York and I wished I'd gone to sleep instead of watching it, Jake Gyllanhaal was a big part in in though so it's all good :love:

mine would be

1) Hercules goes to New York
2) Lockness Horror
3) Q The winged Serpent

& many many more
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my worst film would be the supposed to horror movie --"DEMONS IN MY HEAD"
we laughed all through this, to say is was a helmet which was placed on the head and all that wore it changed into demons, honestly we laughed and laughed.

Groundhog Day!!!!

how boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:gag:

One fell over the cuckoos nest.

One fell asleep....

Groundhog Day!!!!

how boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's A Wonderful Life will be getting a pasting next - You two should get it together.

Spice World, starring the Spice Girls. Truely dreadful!

heres a couple

the ring remake
dawn of the dead remake
zombies lake
alien species
dark water remake
robocop 3
vampires vs zombies
AI
28 days later
will post more when i have a look in my collection

Rat Race !!!

Big Mommas House - wtf this has to be one of the worst films ive seen, what a pile of ****e.

heres a couple

the ring remake
dawn of the dead remake
zombies lake
alien species
dark water remake
robocop 3
vampires vs zombies
AI
28 days later
will post more when i have a look in my collection

28 Days Later could and should have been an amazing film.

Great idea but poorly executed; bad acting throughout, predictable towards the end, completely ridiculous finale too.

No way would that guy be able to take on 10 fully armed soldiers trained to kill.

I agree - the last half of 28 Days Later soooo let down the rather promising first half.

28 days later was a top film! so was A.I. so was Dawn Of The Dead...........................Your all mad!......Mad with no taste!

Independence Day, Godzilla and Henry portrait of a serial killer..................Those 3 i hate with a passion and want to burn! :hihi:

I wasnt impressed with:

Remake of War of the Worlds - that girl screaming got on my nerves
That one with the snow fingy, a few years back was awful as well, it was that bad I cannot even remember the title, lol ........... it had the special effects at the beginning and spent the rest of the film in snow trying to find people.

All of the Star Wars... Utter crap!

wow lot of slagging of Blair Witch I loved it, going through the woods at night will never be the same ;)

mine would be

1) Hercules goes to New York
2) Lockness Horror
3) Q The winged Serpent

& many many more

I consider Q The winged Serpent to be one of the top 100 best films ever made.


Worst films:
Anything with Hugh Grant

28 days later was a top film! so was A.I. so was Dawn Of The Dead...........................Your all mad!......Mad with no taste!

Independence Day, Godzilla and Henry portrait of a serial killer..................Those 3 i hate with a passion and want to burn! :hihi:
Independance day and Godzilla are quite good actually.....

AIRPORT 79 THE CONCORD

BEAT THAT

I thought Signs was ARSE. I thought that Shamalyan bloke was a good director at first, but he manages to make all of his films the same!

I LOVE 28 Days Later!

Also, I'd like to addressthe point of the Blair Witch Project. I thought the film was good. Very spooky.

Also, it was made with the smallest budget possible. AND, the publicity campaign was brilliant.

They had a documentary on TV about it and made it out to be real. Plenty of people fell for it too.

I heard at college that it was a pure rip off of the last broadcast, about the hunt for the new jersey devil, but i saw that not long ago and it was pants.

Wild Wild West
Spice World
Grease 2
Judge Dredd
Last Action Hero


Dis honourable mentions:

Ghostbusters 2
Bad Lieutenant
Basket Case
Batman & Robin
Barb Wire
Bad Lieutenant is good for this alone 2 sisters in the car (show me how you s*ck a C**k. Yeah thats right you S*ck that C**K) I think of that on public transport and look mental when i start grinning

Saw 2, god how boring is that film, and the fact that they were going to find some way to leave it open for the possibility of saw 3 is insultingly predictable.

Cellular with Kim Basinger was dire. And anything with Cheech and Chong, they just ain't funny.

Debbie does Dallas 3. Really bad script. "Did you like that John.. Wendi that was fantastic aaaarrrgggh yeah

Has to be the diabolical Convoy .Those really naff cb radio lorry drivers.:help:

Ahem,

Alien Versus Predator
Street Fighter
The Whole Ten Yards (don't ask!)
Starship Troopers 2.....................

:gag: :gag:

Independance day and Godzilla are quite good actually.....

Independence day has got to the most cringe enducing fillms i've ever sat through!.......The script seems to have been writen by a 16 year old sci- fi geek and its got Will Smith in it! :gag:

Godzilla is an amazing film.......Its has a big lizzard that walks around destroying new york but manages to be completly boring!!!..........That takes some doing

Ahem,

Alien Versus Predator
Street Fighter
The Whole Ten Yards (don't ask!)
Starship Troopers 2.....................

:gag: :gag:
They did a Starship Troopers 2?!?

Ahem,

Alien Versus Predator
Street Fighter
The Whole Ten Yards (don't ask!)
Starship Troopers 2.....................

:gag: :gag:

The first Starship Troopers was bad enough! :gag:

So bad it'll make your eyes bleed!

http://www.sonypictures.com/homevideo/starshiptroopers2heroofthefederation/index.html