View Full Version : What are your Dirty habit's ???
zoboz111 05-01-2006, 20:12 I know someone who when they have an itchy bum, they itch it with any rubbish they can find? even if its off the floor!
My partner pick's my kid's noise's? and i have an obsessive thing were i always put loo roll down the toilet before i .... use it. lol. oh and i'm addicted to e bay.
YOUR TURN PEOPLE OF SHEFF:-
What are your DIRTY HABITS?
or what dirty habit has a friend got??
Don_Kiddick 05-01-2006, 20:16 I scratch n sniff
I like to squeeze R-lass's spots.
I fart & waft it at the kids/ dog/ wife - whichevers nearest.
Try not to use tissues or hankies for blowing nose
- Use the Footballer technique.
:hihi:
Originally posted by zoboz111
and i have an obsessive thing were i always put loo roll down the toilet before i .... use it. lol.
haha, I do this!
Only so nobody can hear it though. lol
mistyraven 05-01-2006, 20:17 well yet again zobo like I said before you have now lost the plot... I have no dirty habit,s lol
Yellowrose 05-01-2006, 20:17 Reading Viz on the toilet.
Tell your anally itchy friend to buy some baby wipes.
Don_Kiddick 05-01-2006, 20:18 Originally posted by zoboz111
and i have an obsessive thing were i always put loo roll down the toilet before i .... use it. lol.
If you don't you get that water flume that JUST kisses your anus after the first plop.
Very disconcerting - this phenominon is known as a ''Barnes Wallace''
mistyraven 05-01-2006, 20:18 WELL OK THEN JUST ONE BUT NOT TELLING
Daily Record NEWS
2 May 2003
PRIEST'S DIRTY HABIT EXPOSED
A PRIEST who wanted hookers to dress as nuns was exposed in a police raid on a brothel.
The madam of the Verona brothel admitted he was a regular client when detectives found the nun's habit.
Marco Odoriso, head of Verona's Flying Squad, said: "We have been told a priest from Parma was a regular client of the brothel and he liked the women to wear a nun's habit."
a priest in a dirty habit that's got a dirty habit:D
zoboz111 05-01-2006, 20:24 Don - thank you for your honesty,lol.
Sunshine - i do it every time number one or two.
Misty - fibber everyone must have a bad habit, SOME people wee in the bath..
Alysonpeach - i will buy him some, lol.
Don_Kiddick 05-01-2006, 20:29 Originally posted by zoboz111
Don - thank you for your honesty,lol.
SOME people wee in the bath..
Yes I can do this too while standing on the loo seat.
R-lass gets rate annoyed - says it ruins her Radox or summat :hihi:
mistyraven 05-01-2006, 20:30 ZOBO never wee in my bath ever ..... may be the odd bubble but never wee... oh your a cheeky monkey
I pick my nose and eat teh bogeys :gag:
zoboz111 05-01-2006, 20:50 i do that too! pick my nose that is i don't eat them though thinking about it i should wipe them on my feller's pillow or make little bogey models and sell them on ebay.
Don_Kiddick 05-01-2006, 20:52 I light farts in the bath by popping a fart bubble with a match.
Try it - just once - by candle light with the big light off
It's rate good. :thumbsup: :clap:
I neglect to remove the chewed bits of toe nails from between my teeth. :D
Originally posted by Don_Kiddick
I light farts in the bath by popping a fart bubble with a match.
Try it - just once - by candle light with the big light off
It's rate good. :thumbsup: :clap:
Methinks you watch too much South Park... :lol:
OMG! You killed Kenny! :lol:
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