im looking for teresa green anyone know her ? she also has a sister called heather:thumbsup:

Yeah, I know her, I also know Fat Burns..

Any relation to Joe King?

Originally posted by Abdul
Any relation to Joe King?
could be i think he knows mike hunt:loopy:

I knew of a teresa green who married a bloke called benny.
Could this be her?

im so glad this thread has been moved here lol anyway......... i need some skirting board ladders anyone got any ?:loopy:

Benny? I heard she'd run off with a bloke called Hugh Jass. :)

Somebody out there must know old Aaron Mycock.

Anyone heard of Neil Down? He goes to church a lot so i'm told.

Originally posted by Lickszz
Somebody out there must know old Aaron Mycock.
We saw a war memorial not a million miles from here that had someone called C. Mycock engraved on it. You shouldn't really find things like that funny but we couldn't help it.

Yeah I know Teresa Green - she broke my heart! She only went and married her old love Mike Hunt.

Is he related to the Scotsman, Ben Doon , Phil McAvity's partner. Miss I. P. Nightley told me Teresa Green is getting married to Paddy o Doors, the uPVC window fitter. Dont know if its true, could ask Homer if Mo knows. :thumbsup:

Originally posted by Sidla
We saw a war memorial not a million miles from here that had someone called C. Mycock engraved on it. You shouldn't really find things like that funny but we couldn't help it.

A kid used to go to our scool called Steven Mycock - anyone remember the Warburtons advert?! :D

There is an Electrical Contractors in Sheffield called Mycocks.

When you rang up the receptionist used to say,

"Hello Mycocks Electrical"

i hear theresa green had a lesbian affair with Annette Curtain,who in turn left her for Rhoda Bike

The Counciller for near alton towers was called "Ramon Mycock" but after constant abuse on the net and in public since he started he changed his name by deed-poll to his middle name

I dont get it...

Teresa Green got married to Mr Wood so now she's called Tereasa Wood

There's a car dealership in bristol called 'Dick Lovett' which always made me chuckle - i mean driving behind a car with 'Dick Lovett' branded onto their number plate always made me wonder why he just didn't go with 'Richard'!

www.dicklovett.co.uk

i once came across a village in southern Germany on the way to Austria called '****' (no pun intended!!) i kid you not!

There is a take away on Langsett road called 'Nads' It is just down the road from 'Big Dicks'. I am sure someones having a laugh!

Originally posted by mikey
There is an Electrical Contractors in Sheffield called Mycocks.

When you rang up the receptionist used to say,

"Hello Mycocks Electrical"
I was in Somerfield yesterday, and purchased a bag of crisps and a can of Pepsi Max*. It happened to come to 69p. The young girl on the counter was very attractive, and when I went to pay she said "69 please". I had to bite my tongue to stop myself commenting.

This is going off on a slight tangent now, which is naughty of me, but this whole thread is pretty pointless anyway.

*Other soft-drinks are available.

in a similar vein -

Scotts Pantry on glossop road, used to use it quite a lot, great place an' all

Used to have turkey baps at Christmas, and if you ordered one you were asked if:
"you want stuffing"?

The reply that rose unbidden in my mind but never made it past my lips to the young women who worked there was....

"no thanks, how 'bout you?"

Just as well really.

A far-Eastern translation of a famous British saying goes like this:

Early to bed, up with the cock.

What if Peter Cushing and Whoopi Goldberg had got married. :)

Originally posted by fnkysknky
A kid used to go to our scool called Steven Mycock - anyone remember the Warburtons advert?! :D
Ha Ha his sister Michelle was in my class!

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Teresa Green ran a book shop,i remember getting a copy of
Cliff accidents by Ilene Dover from there

I found a copy of 'Everybody out' by Rufus Falling, and a book on Parachuting by Willie Maykit, illustrated by Betty Wont and a Boxing manual by Esau Starrs.

Good book shop that. ;)

Originally posted by Lickszz
Somebody out there must know old Aaron Mycock.

Honest to GOD, my dad works in housing with the council, and interviewed two brothers called Airon Mycock and Isaac Mycock. Say Isaac more like eye-zuc.

ABsolute truth! Swear on spongebob's animators lives!

I don't doubt it. I actually went to college with someone called Aaron Mycock, who later changed his name to John so I believe. I've also worked with someone called Claire Breeze and you can imagine what her signature is, C Breeze. I thought it was some kind of joke at first.

I am told by various friends of mine (and I have no reason to disbelieve them) that they have known people called:

Roman Britton
Lydia Kettle
Annette Curtain
Mike Hunt

i genuinely know (of) a Chris Peacock and a Nicholas Tart !