My dear wife has just asked me if she shoves the stuffing for today's chicken, up it's bottom or between it's wings...

She is such a delightful creature...

So what do you advise?

Cant wait to see some of the replies :heyhey:

Up its arse definitely... :lol:

I prefer the stuffing done seperately......it gets a nice crusty top then. :thumbsup:

Originally posted by Rich
Up its arse definitely... :lol:

Ya so sauve Rich. :P

Originally posted by Rich
Up its arse definitely... :lol:

Please remind me never to go to your place for a meal :heyhey:

Theres a scene from a certain "banned" movie going through my head now :gag:

Brings a new meaning to stuffing the chicken :heyhey:

Originally posted by Dj_Shadowman
Please remind me never to go to your place for a meal :heyhey:

Theres a scene from a certain "banned" movie going through my head now :gag:

Brings a new meaning to stuffing the chicken :heyhey:

And don't go anywhere near the apple pie. :gag:

Originally posted by Frodo
My dear wife has just asked me if she shoves the stuffing for today's chicken, up it's bottom or between it's wings...

She is such a delightful creature...

So what do you advise?



seperately hun its nicer.

tell her good luck!:thumbsup:

Originally posted by katy1981
seperately hun its nicer.


Ayup thats my idea young lady. :P

What time shall we come round Frodo? :thumbsup:

Well, the gorgeous one says that she normally buys it already stuffed, and that you lot are cruel... :hihi:

Originally posted by Rich
Up its arse definitely... :lol:
damn i was gonna say that
*slopes off forlornly*

'cos you have all been cruel she's not inviting you over to help us devour the Christmas Pud.

and it's a shop made one...

Originally posted by melthebell
damn i was gonna say that
*slopes off forlornly*

ROFPMSL! :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by Rich
ROFPMSL! :lol: :lol:

Don't laugh.....you've got us all banned from Frodos gaff. :( :D

Stop it... you are trying to worm your way in for all the delicious stuffed chicken. There's only enough for 12 so I can't let you in....

For myself, I prefer the stuffing cooked separately.

Health and safety advice is never to actually stuff a chicken or turkey, because it lengthens the cooking time, which most people don't take into account, and the turkey or chicken may not be cooked properly.

Not sure which TV chef it was that did this, but he put the stuffing under the chicken/turkey's breast skin....never tried it, but it sounds as though it could turn out really tasty.

Originally posted by Frodo
Stop it... you are trying to worm your way in for all the delicious stuffed chicken. There's only enough for 12 so I can't let you in....

tells the other 19,863 to wait behind the hedge till he gets in and manages to open the door letting in the masses

OK. This is Frodos Mrs. here just to set the record straight!!

I CAN COOK OK!!!

On the menu for lunch is;

Roast Chicken with pork and apricot stuffing (between its bottom)
Cheesy leeks.
Honey and mustard roasted sweet potatoes and carrots.
Roast potatoes.
Broccoli and Cauliflower.
Gravy.

Followed by 'Molton chocolate bakes' (made by moi) and ice cream for dessert.

You were all invited but you can bog off now! (apart from Katy & Ann)
I've just always done the stuffing seperately thats all!

forget the chicken heres my way to cook a turkey

How To Cook A Turkey


Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out:D

I think I am meant to sulk at this point and say if you live in Hillsborough area just bring a chair and join us.

but I'm not going to... it's my chicken, I paid for it... :suspect:

Originally posted by Frodo
I think I am meant to sulk at this point and say if you live in Hillsborough area just bring a chair and join us.

but I'm not going to... it's my chicken, I paid for it... :suspect:

you paid for it? really?
you didnt "scrump" it?

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