I am doing a count of lovely legs in the centre of Sheffield, they must be under the age of ninety five and be wearing mini skirts, it dosn't matter if they are skinny or muscular and not wearing tights.

If you start at dawn in the peace gardens and work your way through the dozens of legs wearing jeans then divide the number of legs with sandals and painted toenails and let me know the number you thought of in the first place, I will multiply those that go home early on the bus to avoid the rain.

Any spotted before dawn do not count as that will spoil the calculations I have made as my hand held calculater is not programmed for such an eventuality or any seen trying to hide in shop doorways will be disqualified, if you get in any difficulty please dial 999 and the armed response unit will be scrambled immediately.

:loopy: I just dont know what to say... Plain weird!

Tell, me: why are you doing such a strange study?

Anyway, count me in. Trouble is, I'm not in the town centre, so what do I do?

Some womens legs are short and skinny, I may mix them up with a certain type of indiginous bird of the city centre area. Not sure if I'll be able to offer a reliable count in this case.

would you be better doing it during the summer? as its a bit cold to wear a mini skirt at the moment!!

I think he's taking the pi$$ out of Sam Miguels Pigeon thread.. if not then perving on young ladies at his age isn't right in my books.

what age is ok then?

Who is dawn? and When will she be in the peace gardens? Why is it essential to start with her?

Considering most of the girls that would be wearing skirts in town (not all, but most) would be under 23, I'd say up to around 40- 45 maybe?

Dunno.. I just wouldn't like the thought of a man aged over 50 perving over my 17 year old daughter (I don't have a daughter by the way..).

I won't be in town today at all, but am going to NETTO for some STELLA later on.

I could count all the women wearing leggings and carpet slippers if you like, there's usually loads of them.

How's about we all meet up in town for a mass leg counting session? :D

Pervert. What a strange and silly thread.

Pervert. What a strange and silly thread.

mard ars. what srange and wierd man!!

i counted 27 legs

Originally posted by iamanant
i counted 27 legs

Which poor lady only had 1??

Originally posted by t020
Which poor lady only had 1??

All 27 of 'em!!!!!