Has anyone come across an answer to a question or an expression complicating a simple answer.

This is an example.

Jamie strikes a ferrous lignin affixer on the inpact absorbtion area with a lever - applified massinpacting tool.

Meaning..Jamie hits the nail on the head.

Typical Phan answer and quite amusing.

Do you have a favourite on this forum.

I always liked it when someone says

"The manure has hit the rotary excavator"

Such a classic line.

:D :loopy: :D

Wilf

I quite like "Robert is your mothers brother" :lol:

Kindly visit a taxidermist's and request that they pad you out.

Get stuffed

Sex and travel.

A slight inclination of the cranium is as adequate as a nicitating membrane to an Equus caballus devoid of vision.

Nomme

(A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse)

Please move over to and insert yourself into that large pond.

Go jump in the lake

Originally posted by nomme
A slight inclination of the cranium is as adequate as a nicitating membrane to an Equus caballus devoid of vision.

Nomme

(A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse) :D :D LOL--Nice one Nomme

Extracting the urine

I don't think I need to explain that one. :D

Extricate your cranial appendage in a downward, vertical direction, from the second person singular's gas production orifice, and take heed.

GET HEAD OUT YOUR AR$E AND LISTEN!!!

Originally posted by Cycleracer
Has anyone come across an answer to a question or an expression complicating a simple answer.

This is an example.

Jammie strikes a ferrous lignin affixer on the inpact absorbtion area with a lever - applified massinpacting tool.

Meaning..Jammie hits the nail on the head.

Typical Phan answer and quite amusing.

Do you have a favourite on this forum.

Who is 'Jammie' !?

Originally posted by Jamie
Who is 'Jammie' !? Edited on your behalf.

Spherical obloids!

(Balls)

Scintillate, scintillate, globule vivific!
In vain do I ponder thy nature specific--
Precariously poised in the ether capacious,
Closely resembling a gem carbonaceous;
Scintillate, scintillate, globule vivific,
In vain do I ponder thy nature specific!

(Twinkle Twinkle little star)

In the cafe:
"I'll have a sucrose/alkaloid delivery kit please (tea and biscuit)"


In the pub
"Give me a vitreous GCV (gravitational containment vessel) of your finest yeast excrement" (glass of alcohol)
"Would you like phase transition heatsinks with that? (ice)"

over a pint:
"I call a spade a spade"
"I prefer to call it a geomorphic modification instrument"

Over breakfast:
"how do you like your calcium cased avian embryo capsules?"

Hey Phan, you kidnapping my poetry thread here old bean?

Stick it on there as well will you? A good verse going to waste here.:thumbsup:

Originally posted by markham
Hey Phan, you kidnapping my poetry thread here old bean?

Stick it on there as well will you? A good verse going to waste here.:thumbsup:

Its not original markham, but i'll pop a few more verses on if I can squeeze em out.

Squeeze away Phan. Careful though!!!!!!!!:thumbsup:

Male reproductive organs!

Then we have classic yorkshire sayings

Put wood int hole - shut that door *Oooooo Larry Grayson*
Thas got more mouth than a cows got a***hole - big mouth
Its as bent as a nine bob note

Marvellous :thumbsup:

whatever substance your aquatic Vehicle is suspended upon! (excuse my spelling please!)

i think that was what someone said to me when "whatever floats your boat" was being used a lot in my conversation!!