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kirky
26-12-2005, 16:47
more suicide bombings by the mad mullah's i reckon..watch out london:|

depoix
26-12-2005, 19:10
the usa will retreat from iraq......leaving the uk forces to police it on their own

tony blair will be out of a job, either by standing down or the order of the boot

a traumatic expieriance for the royal family

more uk riots

and we will still be watching repeats of films on tv from 50 years ago :gag:

StarSparkle
26-12-2005, 19:19
Originally posted by depoix
and we will still be watching repeats of films on tv from 50 years ago :gag:

And they'll still be the best things on the box....

StarSparkle :)

shoeshine
26-12-2005, 19:23
More TV appearances for Tony Blair

Even more TV appearances for Tony Blair

Even more and more TV appearances for Tony Blair.

Next December Tony Blair to make a personal appearance on every doorstep in the UK.

Happy 2006 everyone:heyhey:

shoeshine
26-12-2005, 19:38
Oh and Kirky....your minifridge is going to pack up:)

Rich
26-12-2005, 19:45
JoeP will maintain his status as chief jobsworth, er I mean Mod... :help:

t020 will get promoted to jobsworth after a campaign of pestering the admins to let him be one.

I'll probably get banned at least once for mentioning the C word.

shoeshine
26-12-2005, 19:49
Originally posted by Rich
JoeP will maintain his status as chief jobsworth, er I mean Mod... :help:

t020 will get promoted to jobsworth after a campaign of pestering the admins to let him be one.

I'll probably get banned at least once for mentioning the C word. I noticed you used the word can't a while ago.....

shoeshine
26-12-2005, 19:51
ps Rich...you forgot the apostrophe:)

pattricia
26-12-2005, 21:53
I will win The Lottery

I will meet a nice handsome rich man

I will travel the world

I will be extremely happy

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

igm1
27-12-2005, 01:14
Originally posted by depoix
[B]the usa will retreat from iraq......leaving the uk forces to police it on their own[/B[

Hopefully it'll be the other way around

pj66
27-12-2005, 07:48
it will end !!! :hihi: :hihi:

BobDaBuilder
27-12-2005, 07:53
Originally posted by IanMitchell
Hopefully it'll be the other way around

What, the Iraqi's retret from the US and police the UK on their own...I hope not

kirky
27-12-2005, 08:03
wednesday might win two matches in a row..........ok then perhaps that a bit far fetched:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

royjames
27-12-2005, 08:31
Originally posted by kirky
wednesday might win two matches in a row..........ok then perhaps that a bit far fetched:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:


Lol no chance of that happening Kirky mate.:D

kirky
27-12-2005, 11:46
robbie_lovin might get a bird..........suppose that more far fetched than the wednesday reply:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Cliff Clavin
27-12-2005, 22:04
Originally posted by kirky
more suicide bombings by the mad mullah's i reckon..watch out london:|

More control by .... er sorry Governments!!!

Cliff Clavin
27-12-2005, 22:09
A continued suppressing of Peak Oil information in mainstream media. Even though Petrol prices will go beyond £1.30 per litre, Peak oil will still only be on page 10 of the sun and 11pm ish on BBC2. Blair will keep smiling. Brown will continue to blame the oil Companies. BP will continue to try and convince us they have an energy answer. Bush will continue the War Machine!!!

China???? You tell me?

igm1
27-12-2005, 23:50
Originally posted by kirky
robbie_lovin might get a bird..........suppose that more far fetched than the wednesday reply:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

A bird that me might know for longer than 18 hours? :hihi:

Ollie
27-12-2005, 23:58
Something will happen that will prove there is life on other planets / UFO's etc....

Dont know why i think that but it just popped intop my head!?!

Cliff Clavin
28-12-2005, 00:05
Originally posted by Ollie
Something will happen that will prove there is life on other planets / UFO's etc....

Dont know why i think that but it just popped intop my head!?!

Thats supposed to happen in 2012

igm1
28-12-2005, 00:06
Originally posted by wayne72
Thats supposed to happen in 2012

So are the London Olympics :D

Ollie
28-12-2005, 00:07
How do you know?

Must admit, after I posted that i did a bit of research and it's really interesting reading stuff about what NASA astronaughts have said/seen!! :o

Cliff Clavin
28-12-2005, 00:22
Originally posted by IanMitchell
So are the London Olympics :D

Thats what they say to make you think the future's fine :D

Cliff Clavin
28-12-2005, 00:28
Originally posted by Ollie
How do you know?

Must admit, after I posted that i did a bit of research and it's really interesting reading stuff about what NASA astronaughts have said/seen!! :o


I don't know nothing, honest Mr. CIA :suspect:

If your interested just type a search on Google etc.

Also interesting Fact the Inca's say the 4th and final Epoch of Civilization will end in December of 2012! Apparently they got the othes right. Who am I though to question a whole Civilization???

Another strange fact leads to lots of D-Day predictions in the year 2012. Coincidence, Connspiracy, Lunacy or Thought Provoking? Take you pick. Don't worry you got 6 years to Party and Peak Oil or the closing down of The Gulf Strame to take you out before :clap: :thumbsup:

Happy New Year!:hihi:

nanrobbo
28-12-2005, 02:39
Originally posted by depoix
the usa will retreat from iraq......leaving the uk forces to police it on their own

tony blair will be out of a job, either by standing down or the order of the boot

a traumatic expieriance for the royal family

more uk riots

and we will still be watching repeats of films on tv from 50 years ago :gag:
I'd just like to point out there are a few Australian Forces there too.

spyro2000
28-12-2005, 02:39
Originally posted by nanrobbo
I'd just like to point out there are a few Australian Forces there too.


Muppets, the whole of then :gag:

nanrobbo
28-12-2005, 02:42
Just spin on spyro

spyro2000
28-12-2005, 02:42
Originally posted by nanrobbo
Just spin on spyro


Spin on what?

nanrobbo
28-12-2005, 02:45
Your axis :o . Aussie soldiers are some of the best in the world.

spyro2000
28-12-2005, 02:46
Theyre still muppets. UK and US forces included.

IMO

Tipex
28-12-2005, 03:12
Well im looking forward to another year of earning more money and spending it.

taxman
28-12-2005, 08:57
It will snow in December and people will be surprised and unprepared leading to panic, traffic problems and blanket news coverage.

MPs will vote themselves another wage increase

The BNP will not win any elections

Some type of food will be found to be dangerous

Westlife will get shot in a bizzare drive by incident......................................ok thats wishfull thinking

Tipex
28-12-2005, 09:40
taxman :hihi:

GazB
28-12-2005, 09:56
The first set of troops to fully retreat will be the Italians, they are by FAR the most useless. When I was there, you couldn't get into the shower or sink cabins because they were all in the mirrors doing their hair.

And from what all of the army Lt's and Sgt's told me, the Italians were useless as soldiers and just always stand around posing.

By the end of 2006, the majority of UK forces in Iraq will withdraw, leaving a small combination of UK, Dutch (one of the best forces out there), Australian and a couple of other nations I can't remember to run SE Iraq.

owlsman
28-12-2005, 10:02
Seems very simlar to this (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=68705&highlight=predictions)thread

kirky
28-12-2005, 11:12
Originally posted by nanrobbo
Your axis :o . Aussie soldiers are some of the best in the world.

:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

kirky
28-12-2005, 11:13
Originally posted by GazB
The first set of troops to fully retreat will be the Italians.

they aint even arrived there yet:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

kirky
28-12-2005, 11:14
Originally posted by owlsman
Seems very simlar to this (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=68705&highlight=predictions)thread

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

well spotted:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

StarSparkle
28-12-2005, 13:39
Originally posted by wayne72
Thats what they say to make you think the future's fine :D

Now come on, Wayne72, stop being naughty! You know you're not supposed to say that! :nono: :D

StarSparkle

madowl
28-12-2005, 13:44
climate change is a bigger threat than terrorism ..... more bad weather....

Angel05
28-12-2005, 14:24
Has anyone thought of looking over last years predictions? to see if anyone were right!?

Hmmm... Thread springs to mind! :)

donkey
28-12-2005, 14:58
Originally posted by nanrobbo
Your axis :o . Aussie soldiers are some of the best in the world.

Is that right?
It's good to know you'll have a dependable force to rely on if the
Aboriginies try leaving their trailer parks.

Predictions: George Bush will start reaping a lot of the cack he's been sowing, and his lap dog allies will look increasingly stupid for blindly following him.

depoix
14-02-2006, 19:02
the usa will retreat from iraq......leaving the uk forces to police it on their own

tony blair will be out of a job, either by standing down or the order of the boot

a traumatic expieriance for the royal family

more uk riots

and we will still be watching repeats of films on tv from 50 years ago :gag:
just remembered about this thread..

two out of five up to now, how did you score ?

cgksheff
14-02-2006, 19:19
two out of five


:confused:

Please elaborate.:)

depoix
14-02-2006, 19:25
:confused:

Please elaborate.:)the last two.

Fareast
14-02-2006, 21:59
Another Wonderful Year Coming Up
------------------------------------
March] Doctors press for complete ban on all alcohol .

April] John Prescott new Education Supremo. Says , " What a surprise . I didn't except this . "

May ] Trader arrested for selling sprouts in pounds ; sent for trial in Brussels .

June ] Dawn swoop in South London . Pensioner arrested for smoking pipe in view of neighbour's children .

July ] Mr. Brown and the missing billions . Figures are re-adjusted and are shown to be " in line with our predictions "

August ] Alcohol banned in all pubs . Macdonalds and KFC open 525 new outlets throughout U.K.

September ] Shops must put health warnings on ALL foods . Parents will have to pass " health-knowledge tests ".

October ] 100 % of students achieve A levels in every subject . Prescott overjoyed , " The future of our students' hands lies in the U.K and furthermore ."

November ] New Lib-Dem leader accused of " smoking tobacco as a teenager ." Says his family are standing by him .

December ] Twenty -five arrested in conspiracy to drink alcohol and smoke and slandering government directives in secret London club .John Prescott is new Home Secretary

Fareast
14-02-2006, 21:59
Another Wonderful Year Coming Up
------------------------------------
March] Doctors press for complete ban on all alcohol .

April] John Prescott new Education Supremo. Says , " What a surprise . I didn't except this . "

May ] Trader arrested for selling sprouts in pounds ; sent for trial in Brussels .

June ] Dawn swoop in South London . Pensioner arrested for smoking pipe in view of neighbour's children .

July ] Mr. Brown and the missing billions . Figures are re-adjusted and are shown to be " in line with our predictions "

August ] Alcohol banned in all pubs . Macdonalds and KFC open 525 new outlets throughout U.K.

September ] Shops must put health warnings on ALL foods . Parents will have to pass " health-knowledge tests ".

October ] 100 % of students achieve A levels in every subject . Prescott overjoyed , " The future of our students' hands lies in the U.K and furthermore ."

November ] New Lib-Dem leader accused of " smoking tobacco as a teenager ." Says his family are standing by him .

December ] Twenty -five arrested in conspiracy to drink alcohol and smoke and slandering government directives in secret London club .John Prescott is new Home Secretary

cloudybay
14-02-2006, 22:04
Another Wonderful Year Coming Up
------------------------------------
March] Doctors press for complete ban on all alcohol .

April] John Prescott new Education Supremo. Says , " What a surprise . I didn't except this . "

May ] Trader arrested for selling sprouts in pounds ; sent for trial in Brussels .

June ] Dawn swoop in South London . Pensioner arrested for smoking pipe in view of neighbour's children .

July ] Mr. Brown and the missing billions . Figures are re-adjusted and are shown to be " in line with our predictions "

August ] Alcohol banned in all pubs . Macdonalds and KFC open 525 new outlets throughout U.K.

September ] Shops must put health warnings on ALL foods . Parents will have to pass " health-knowledge tests ".

October ] 100 % of students achieve A levels in every subject . Prescott overjoyed , " The future of our students' hands lies in the U.K and furthermore ."

November ] New Lib-Dem leader accused of " smoking tobacco as a teenager ." Says his family are standing by him .

December ] Twenty -five arrested in conspiracy to drink alcohol and smoke and slandering government directives in secret London club .John Prescott is new Home Secretary

I can (will) have to live with most of this, but one thing I couldn't handle. Guess?