who's gonna fetch me a can from the fridge,if i go myself i might miss a goal,this is an emergancy anyone fancey a job:thumbsup:

I want a refund. I was ready with oodles of sympathy but now I'm just dissapointed. Boo hiss.;)

:hihi: me too! I thought I could try and use my youthful wisdom again and irritate everyone!

Police are busy tonight ,PM ur postcode and house NO

i may need help and sympathy later......she may come back:|

to be honest though 20 years is a long time,if i'd got life i would have been out five years ago............:|

Originally posted by kirky
to be honest though 20 years is a long time,if i'd got life i would have been out five years ago............:|


nah that's with time off for good behaviour

you couldn't behave if somebody paid you:heyhey:

Originally posted by Appolo
nah that's with time off for good behaviour

you couldn't behave if somebody paid you:heyhey:

:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: thats true:D

That's terrible news Kirky... Who's going to get you ready for bed and tuck you in?

Never mind, dry those tears, at least you won't be made to brush your teeth and say your prayers tonight, eh? ;)

bad news..............she's just come back...........good job really i nearly had a crisis on my hands........the bin men are due in the morning and the bin needs taking down the steps.........phew..crisis over:thumbsup:

every cloud eh:)

Originally posted by Pseudonym
That's terrible news Kirky... Who's going to get you ready for bed and tuck you in?

Never mind, dry those tears, at least you won't be made to brush your teeth and say your prayers tonight, eh? ;)
And whos going to give you a cuddle Kirky ? or in your case a throttle !:heyhey:

Originally posted by pattricia
And whos going to give you a cuddle Kirky ?:

oh go on then............i know what your hinting at and who am i to deney you of a bit of pleasure at this time of year......just brush our teeth before you come round:thumbsup:

Originally posted by kirky
oh go on then............i know what your hinting at and who am i to deney you of a bit of pleasure at this time of year......just brush our teeth before you come round:thumbsup: Cant wait ! Im sweating in anticipation ! The famous "Kirky" at last.! After all "Tis the season to be jolly!":heyhey:

Originally posted by pattricia
Cant wait ! Im sweating in anticipation ! The famous "Kirky" at last.! After all "Tis the season to be jolly!":heyhey:
you got any nude photo's you cold post.........:D and how jolly exactly are ya:)

Originally posted by kirky
you got any nude photo's you cold post.........:D and how jolly exactly are ya:)

If you saw them,they would definitely put you to sleep !:heyhey:

get a room you two.

Originally posted by kirky
who's gonna fetch me a can from the fridge,if i go myself i might miss a goal,this is an emergancy anyone fancey a job:thumbsup:

You may have to wiat a year Kirky tiil the grandkids walking, Then get a mini fridge at floor level and your sorted! :D