Does anyone have advice on how to extract my own teeth, aneasthetic, tools needed etc. I refuse to pay the dentists extortionate prices. I'd like to do this over this weekend, if anybody has any tips.

Originally posted by Johnh
Does anyone have advice on how to extract my own teeth, aneasthetic, tools needed etc. I refuse to pay the dentists extortionate prices. I'd like to do this over this weekend, if anybody has any tips.

No tips on how to DIY except book a taxi to Charles Clifford to sort out the mess you make.:loopy:

get a grip:loopy:

:wow: A budding amateur dentist AND anaesthetist who wants to extract ALL his teeth over this weekend! :gag: :headbang:

Here's a tip: Get :help:

I think you need to get out more

I recommend 14 pints of Stella, a visit to the Casbah, and by the end of the night I reckon there'll be someone willing to knock a couple of gnashers out..if they've not already done so.

Its either extracting all my own teeth or going to Meadowhall on Sunday, what would you choose???

1) Tie a piece of good quality string to tooth in question.
2) Tie other end of the string to a door handle.
3) Slam the door shut.
4) Scream "Ouuuuuuuuuucccccccch!!!!!"
5) Dial 999.
6) Press "2" (touch tone phone required)

Job done.

:?

Take photo's and post them here on Monday !!!

NUTTER !!!

Originally posted by Johnh
Its either extracting all my own teeth or going to Meadowhall on Sunday, what would you choose???

Putting it like that,,,well pull away my man I would suggest a quick limb amputation as well.

I successfully removed all my toe nails last summer without the risk any infection. Quite an easy procedure with the right aneasthetic and was back to work within three months. I've booked a week off work just in case there is any pain associated with dental extraction. I don't necessarily need to extract the lot in one go, I could maybe do half on Saturday and the other half on Sunday afternoon.

Originally posted by Johnh
Does anyone have advice on how to extract my own teeth, aneasthetic, tools needed etc. I refuse to pay the dentists extortionate prices. I'd like to do this over this weekend, if anybody has any tips.

you could try the slow method of eating nothing but pineapple, holding great chunks of it in your mouth until it gradually digests your gums and all your teeth fall out of their own accord.

otherwise cocaine is a very effective local anaesthetic (applied topically, not insufflated). If it is just one tooth, get a pair of needlenose pliers, and wrap the tips in insulating tape, rub plenty of cocaine around the affected area until it feels completely numb, and then grip the tooth with the pliers and waggle it out over a period of time.

Tell me it's a molar...

Originally posted by Johnh
I successfully removed all my toe nails last summer without the risk any infection. Quite an easy procedure with the right aneasthetic and was back to work within three months. I've booked a week off work just in case there is any pain associated with dental extraction. I don't necessarily need to extract the lot in one go, I could maybe do half on Saturday and the other half on Sunday afternoon.

Now Im Worried:o is there really people like this loose on our streets?

Originally posted by Johnh
Its either extracting all my own teeth or going to Meadowhall on Sunday, what would you choose???

That's a tough one.

Originally posted by Ousetunes
That's a tough one.

10 PRINT "TEETH!"
20 GOTO 10

:lol:

Originally posted by Phanerothyme
you could try the slow method of eating nothing but pineapple, holding great chunks of it in your mouth until it gradually digests your gums and all your teeth fall out of their own accord.

otherwise cocaine is a very effective local anaesthetic (applied topically, not insufflated). If it is just one tooth, get a pair of needlenose pliers, and wrap the tips in insulating tape, rub plenty of cocaine around the affected area until it feels completely numb, and then grip the tooth with the pliers and waggle it out over a period of time.

Tell me it's a molar...
No, an impacted wisdom tooth, two of them in fact either side

hmm, id probably consider using a chisel, ang getting one person to hold you down whilst the other one bashes it out.

If you want a readily available general anaesthetic, you might want to try something like Ketamine, as it's relatively safe.

Originally posted by Phanerothyme
hmm, id probably consider using a chisel, and getting one person to hold you down whilst the other one bashes it out.

If you want a readily available general anaesthetic, you might want to try something like Ketamine, as it's relatively safe.

Ketamine is a horse tranquilliser! Mind you, with your suggested method of extraction - Johnh is probably going to need it! :hihi:

Originally posted by redrobbo
Ketamine is a horse tranquilliser!

Also it used to be used as a general anaesthetic for babies. Parke-Davis mass-produced it (CI-581, Ketalar) as a safe general anesthetic, with rapid onset and recovery and a wide margin of safety, and it was extensively used in the Vietnam War.

Originally posted by redrobbo
Ketamine is a horse tranquilliser! Mind you, with your suggested method of extraction - Johnh is probably going to need it! :hihi:
I would also suggest swallowing your tongue first as you don't want to pull out the wrong thing once your mouth is numb.

OK now we've sorted that little problem out. Anyone fancy talking me through a kidney transplant?

Ask this (http://www.openwheelracing.com/toothless.jpg) man for advice. He has been there and done that.

Originally posted by matsalleh
I would also suggest swallowing your tongue first as you don't want to pull out the wrong thing once your mouth is numb.

If he takes Ket then someone else will be doing the work as he will be out cold.

Originally posted by meersbrook
10 PRINT "TEETH!"
20 GOTO 10

:lol:


10 PRINT " I DONT NEED AN EXTRACTION "
20 GOSUB 80
30 CLR SCREEN
40 PRINT " I NEED A STEREOTAXY "
50 GOSUB 80
60 CLR SCREEN
70 GOTO 10
80 FOR I = 1 TO 50
85 NEXT I
90 RETURN


http://aol.oxfordreference.com/views/ENTRY.html?subview=Main&entry=t60.e5589&category=s14

I really really hope you are joking.

1. When wisdom teeth are pulled out an infection often follows even after professional extraction

2. To remove wisdom teeth they are usually cracked into several pieces first

3. It is also often necessary to break and remove part of the bone holding the tooth

4. Often stitches are required

Don't be so (insert appropriate swear word) stupid.

Anyone got any tips on home vasectomy?:heyhey:

A never fail method would be to grasp a jig saw in one hand and complete wedding tackle in the other and apply to each other. Definite vasectomy there but beware, it is not reversible! Oh, and you may need a bit of anaesthetic too! :hihi:

Originally posted by parcher
A never fail method would be to grasp a jig saw in one hand and complete wedding tackle in the other and apply to each other. Definite vasectomy there but beware, it is not reversible! Oh, and you may need a bit of anaesthetic too! :hihi:

Oh, and you may need a bit of anaesthetic too!

This thread may also be useful.
http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=77905

Originally posted by Phanerothyme
Also it used to be used as a general anaesthetic for babies. Parke-Davis mass-produced it (CI-581, Ketalar) as a safe general anesthetic, with rapid onset and recovery and a wide margin of safety, and it was extensively used in the Vietnam War.

It makes a nice change for someone to actually know something about ketamine other than 'it's a horse tranquiliser' which people band about without really knowing what they're on about. No offence RedRobbo it just amuses me :)