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John
24-02-2004, 16:27
If you appeared on master mind what would your specialist subject be?

Mosherchik
24-02-2004, 16:36
Red Dwarf has already been done, as has Harry Potter, books and films, altho I whooped Blunket's arse on the Harry Potter books round, so maybe would do that! Or possibly the Monty Python Films.

Only problem is.....Id be hopeless on the general knowledge round! They call that general knowledge!!!!!
xxx

jackthedog
24-02-2004, 18:15
My chosen specialist subject would be The Sport of Downhill Mountainbiking from 1996 - 2002.

Lickable
25-02-2004, 12:09
My specialist subject will be Me! From 2003 - 2004

Phanerothyme
25-02-2004, 13:04
whoops
hehe
thats interesting

Phanerothyme
25-02-2004, 13:15
Round 1: The history of the gunsight

Round 2: The life and work of Kurt Vonnegut

Round 3: Psychedelic drugs from 4000 bce - present.

Sidla
25-02-2004, 14:28
I'd do Only Fools and Horses.

jackthedog
25-02-2004, 15:02
Originally posted by Sidla
I'd do Only Fools and Horses.

Okay, Sidla, your questions on your chosen specialist of subject of Only Fools & Horses begins... now:

Which expensive crystal light fitting does Uncle Albert unscrew? Is it;

a) the right one
b) the wrong one

Question 2:

When DelBoy casually leans against the bar is it;

a) down
b) folded up

Funky Dave
26-02-2004, 19:52
I'm usually a no good townie dumbass, but I have one bizarre specialist subject, namely British History 410-700 AD. Mmmm, Saxons!

BrainThrust
26-02-2004, 23:16
mine would be the work of the cartoonist Max Cannon.

Red Meat (the web comic) is so hilarious

Wilf

Rich
27-02-2004, 14:07
Mine would be the history of Microsoft.

Round 1:

Early Days - Windows 1 to 3.11

Round 2:

More recent times - Windows 95 to 2000

Round 3:

Present Day and beyond - Xbox and other PC titles

Lickable
27-02-2004, 15:23
Rich... you know far to much about Evil!

upholder
27-02-2004, 16:10
The history of the processed pea.

:thumbsup:

Mosherchik
28-02-2004, 10:02
Maybe the works of Terry Prattchett, Discworld series only...purely cos I started lecturing me mam on the life of Sam Vimes :loopy:

DaBouncer
28-02-2004, 10:12
Mine would be F.R.I.E.N.D.S:thumbsup:

Sidla
28-02-2004, 23:49
Originally posted by jackthedog
Which expensive crystal light fitting does Uncle Albert unscrew? Is it;

a) the right one
b) the wrong one
You can't get me that easily, it was Grandad who unscrewed the wrong light fitting.

Originally posted by jackthedog
Question 2:

When DelBoy casually leans against the bar is it;

a) down
b) folded up
He doesn't lean against the bar, he falls through it because the hatch has been opened.

Originally posted by Rich
Mine would be the history of Microsoft.

Round 1:

Early Days - Windows 1 to 3.11
Did Windows 1 actually exist? I can't remember anything before Windows 3.0.

Bookey
29-02-2004, 00:46
Originally posted by Sidla
Did Windows 1 actually exist? I can't remember anything before Windows 3.0.

Windows 1.0 does exist and
Windows 2.0 and
Windows 3.0 / 3.1 / 3.11 for Workgroups
Windows NT 3.1
Windows NT Workstation 3.5
Windows 95
Windows NT Workstation 4.0
Windows 98
Windows 98SE
Windows ME
Windows NT
Windows 2K (Desktop / Server)
Windows XP Home
Windows XP Pro
Windows XP 64bit
Windows XP Tablet
Windows Server 2003
Windows Longhorn currently in dev

The fact I have used nearly all of them or used them in one way or another is worrying... :rolleyes: :o

Bookey
29-02-2004, 00:48
Originally posted by John
If you appeared on master mind what would your specialist subject be?

Broadband :thumbsup: :D

RPG
29-02-2004, 00:49
The Life and Times of Isambard Kingdom-Brunel :D

or "Alan Partridge, The League of Gentlmen and Red Dwarf Facts and Quotes"

:lol:

(regarding the above list of OS' ive used and crashed/killed nearly all of them apart from Windows 1.0/2.0 and Longhorn :lol: )

Lickszz
29-02-2004, 13:40
Middleweight Boxing Champions 1900 to present day
History of the Parachute Regiment
Army Generals of the past and their history

jackthedog
29-02-2004, 13:44
Originally posted by Sidla
You can't get me that easily, it was Grandad who unscrewed the wrong light fitting.


Damn!

jackthedog
29-02-2004, 13:48
Originally posted by RPG
"Alan Partridge, The League of Gentlmen and Red Dwarf Facts and Quotes"

I must use about 40 Alan Partridge Quotes a day. Not kidding.
A few League quotes find their way into conversation occasionally too. :)


alles kla?

saxon51
29-02-2004, 14:05
If I appeared on Mastermind I'd make sure that my 2 minutes of questions contained the same number of questions as everyone else's. By that I mean I wouldn't want 10 long-winded questions when everyone else gets 15 short ones.

Sidla
01-03-2004, 01:27
Originally posted by RPG
(regarding the above list of OS' ive used and crashed/killed nearly all of them apart from Windows 1.0/2.0 and Longhorn :lol: )
Grrr, Windows 1.0 and 2.0 and indeed 3.x were not operating systems. Arguably Windows 9x and ME weren't OS's in their own right either.