View Full Version : The Queen's Xmas Broadcast - What will she talk about?


slimsid2000
30-11-2005, 16:34
On Christmas afternoon it's traditional for the old queen to grace our TV screens as we settle down to watch. But before Dale Winton there is the annual event of Her Majesty addressing the nation for 10 minutes.

What will she talk about this year?

koenigsinger
30-11-2005, 17:30
What I am fairly sure she will talk about is charles and camilla , family, the middle east and lovely fluffy things......

what I wish she would do is announce her immediate abdication and the scrapping of the monarchy leaving Britain free to finally become a republic.....

viva la revolucion!! :heyhey:

kick em out of the palaces and the grace and favour homes and make em work in chip shops, except edward, make him work as a septic tank cleaning operative.

angry? me? :hihi:


:clap:

Berberis
30-11-2005, 17:47
Shall I sharpen the axe maaaarm, I think we have another one of those lefty, republicans again!!!

Don_Kiddick
30-11-2005, 17:49
I reckon she'll be talking about the red subaru, slating the BNP, where the police helicopters are and last week at the niche.


OHhhhhh! that queen! :hihi:

koenigsinger
30-11-2005, 17:57
Originally posted by serapis
Shall I sharpen the axe maaaarm, I think we have another one of those lefty, republicans again!!!


hey now come on I stopped short of lining them all up against the wall and filling them with a 'millennium of oppression's worth of hot lead ! :heyhey:

none of them have or will ever do anything to convince me of their worth.

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kneetrembler
30-11-2005, 19:34
probably tell us all shes feeling horny :hihi:

koenigsinger
30-11-2005, 19:37
Originally posted by kneetrembler
probably tell us all shes feeling horny :hihi:

to a mousse T accompaniment......

" one's horny , horny horny horny, and so is Pheeleep" :heyhey:

:clap:

actually that image has made a tiny bit of sick come up:gag:



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Pseudonym
30-11-2005, 20:03
Part of original post by sharpsinger
---what I wish she would do is announce her immediate abdication and the scrapping of the monarchy leaving Britain free to finally become a republic.....
Well said, that man, it would surely make my Xmas! I'll add that request to my 'List to Santa' straightaway! ;)

miniminch
30-11-2005, 20:12
I hope she finally loses it and starts talking about her friend the red hen and its claim to the throne whilst dancing naked with her corgis. Bless her!

bobsyouruncle
30-11-2005, 20:14
to be honest, i voted for the commonwealth, but like others, her abdication would be a very nice christmas pub lunch conversation!!
(like anyone gives a nats ass anyhow!)