Try to keep it as clean as possible so the thread doesn't get closed please.

Here's mine and I,m sure a lot of ladies can empathise with me on this one.

The F**ny F*rt :help: . When this first happened I was but a young innocent, having one of my first experiences of Lurrv Making and all of a sudden the delightful noise of a trump came out but not from where it usually does! I was sooo embarrassed. When that happens what can you say? It's a real mood killer.

I thought I had discovered a hidden talent and had visions of doing the Club & Pub circuit with Mr Methane until my friend told me it happens to all girls at some point!

Another embarrassing time was when my toes kept curling forward ...... I had left my tights on! :hihi:

I am sure you usual suspects will have some classics to add. :thumbsup:

some things u just arn't ment to share on the internet :hihi: :hihi:

Originally posted by scottf
some things u just arn't ment to share on the internet :hihi: :hihi:

lol I agree.

Originally posted by scottf
some things u just arn't ment to share on the internet :hihi: :hihi:

Oh come on - just think it may help lessen the embarrassment knowing someone else may have experienced the same.

Share and Enjoy. :thumbsup:

It's one of those things people do and never mention again lol.

I have a feeling I may have to edit my original post as I seem to be the only person willing to own up to their embarrassment! :suspect:

Back when I was in college I was going out with this older lass from the year above. One night we'd both had a bit too much to drink and decided it'd be a good idea to do the polaroid thing. You can see where this is going.

Me being sensible kept mine in a box in my room.

Her being a woman kept them in her pencil case. :suspect:

One day (so the story goes), she's trying to find a pen in the hall, drops the case on the floor, everything spills open, one ofher "friends" grabs the photos and runs off etc etc. For the next month girls I didn't know were coming up to me in the street and asking about my birthmark. :blush:

There was nothing for it, I just had to fake my own death.

Dawny : It can be more or less embarassing depending what the bloke is doing when *it* happens :D

never mind dawny, some people just don't seem to have a (dirty)sense of humour like some of us:heyhey:

john:D

Originally posted by biggsy
never mind dawny, some people just don't seem to have a (dirty)sense of humour like some of us:heyhey:

john:D

Thanks HbroChris.

Ok biggsy - Share yours then. :thumbsup:

FFs happen to the best of us, so it's best just to laugh about it.

But can I take this opportunity to remind all male forum members that FFs occur when too much air is forced into a lady's honey pot during the act - which thereby suggests that SOMETHING clearly isn't fitting snugly enough. :suspect:

I fell asleep during a BJ once.

Can I say that here?

In my defence I was really wasted and really tired.

Originally posted by Gethical
I fell asleep during a BJ once.

Can I say that here?

In my defence I was really wasted and really tired.

im guilty of that too im afraid!! same reasons!!!

I think it's quite a talent. You SHOULD do the club circuit. In fact, if you could get three or four like-minded friends and all stand in a line.....

Ever seen anyone play a tune using a row of bottles, when each one makes a different note?

Could be christmas No. 1! :thumbsup:

Originally posted by JBee
FFs happen to the best of us, so it's best just to laugh about it.

But can I take this opportunity to remind all male forum members that FFs occur when too much air is forced into a lady's honey pot during the act - which thereby suggests that SOMETHING clearly isn't fitting snugly enough. :suspect:

And a not so snug fit can be caused by certain positions!

Originally posted by JBee
But can I take this opportunity to remind all male forum members that FFs occur when too much air is forced into a lady's honey pot during the act - which thereby suggests that SOMETHING clearly isn't fitting snugly enough. :suspect:

OR something is too big to be fitted snugly into!!

Works both ways :D :D

Originally posted by scottf
OR something is too big to be fitted snugly into!!

Works both ways :D :D

Well, I know for sure that ain't a fault on my part!!!!

Originally posted by JBee
Well, I know for sure that ain't a fault on my part!!!!

i didn't mean to imply that!!!

i got cramp in my right thigh absolutley terrible, had to ask her to remove herself(quickly) whilst i leapt up in an effort to relieve the pain.
not really embarrassing except we were on a Wallace Arnold coach trip to LLoret at the time.

Originally posted by willman
i got cramp in my right thigh absolutley terrible, had to ask her to remove herself(quickly) whilst i leapt up in an effort to relieve the pain.
not really embarrassing except we were on a Wallace Arnold coach trip to LLoret at the time.

Could have been worse if you were the Coach Driver! :D

My embarressing moment are slight cleaner than previous threads.:blush:

Many years ago I moved into a shared house with another girl and a bloke.

After both me and B/F had been living with our parents it was nice to get some "Private" time. Anyway one sunday afternoon both my housemates were going out, so me and b/f decided to have some "loud private" time (you know the sort of thing).

Afterwards b/f happened to look out of the window and housemates car was on the drive, they had only got to the end of the road and changed their minds about going out.

They had been sat downstairs drinking coffee all the way through our session and had heard everything.

The second time was (in the same house) housemates were now going out with each other and so decided to invite both sets of parents round for sunday lunch.

Me and B/F came in and not wanting to intrude took off our coats and went straight to my room for "private" time. We were very careful not to make any noise at all and as I went back downstairs afterwards to make a coffee I was feeling quite smug.

Whilst in the kitchen I noticed several members of the lunch party looking at me a bit oddly, I didn't think much but when I got back upstairs I mentioned it to b/f.

He looked at me and quite calmly pointed out I had got my jumper on inside out and back to front.

I only stayed a few weeks after that.

We decided to share a bath & I slipped (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?postid=750084#post750084) :o

Valentine that reminds me of another embarrasing experience I have mentioned before on another thread.

My son was only a few months old when I left my eldest Daughter and even older Neice to babysit for a couple of hours whilst me and my bloke went to the local for a much needed evening together.

We had left the baby in the Moses Basket in our Bedroom with the Baby Monitor on with the other part in my Daughters Bedroom.

Yes, you guessed it. We got a little naughty and forgot the Monitor was on - my Daughter and Neice heard everything!!! :(

When I was much younger and very inexperienced a girl asked me to give her a pearl necklace......






....I sprang out of bed and had a quick rummage in mi mams jewellery box. :hihi: :heyhey: :hihi:

Originally posted by scottf
i didn't mean to imply that!!!
Shouldn't that have been:



i didn't mean to imply that!!!





i didn't mean to imply that!!!





i didn't mean to imply that!!!









;)

I HAVE to have the most embarrassing story ever...though I'd be delighted if anyone could beat it!
I had alopecia several years ago and had to wear a wig....was in a romantic embrass with a guy who lifted off my t-shirt only to find it got stuck and pulled off my wig too! I could only laugh...sometimes life's like that!

one of my most embarrassing moments EVER, I was in manchester, running the Hall of residence bar, and having worked for three weeks solid without a night off , to learn the job, I got a night of freedom.

so, went to the bar.. with my mate Will... hit the murphys and the guinness and the bushmills with rare abandon, till 11, then went to UMIST union for a grolsch and a bop.

dancing away I spy 'little geordie Jo' a girl after whom I had a severe attack of the lusty/lovies.:heyhey:

we chatted.... we chatted more.... we drank.... we went to sit in the foyer on the low seats where it was 'quieter'.

the last thing I remember her saying was something along the lines of; "so are you gonna ask us out or what?"

at this point, and I bow to Will's descriptive powers on this...

my bottom jaw fell open, and my mouth began to fill with what looked for all the world like drinking chocolate, and with little or no effort on the part of my stomach muscles, said liquid then poured, 'lava down the volcano' style, all down my front, ruining my black shirt.

I was dragged off to the loo, cleaned up, shirt thrown away leaving me with a rather fetching t-shirt emblazoned with the phrase 'DAWN LOSER' , and left to sleep it off on the low seats with my head in my intended's lap.

when she was sure I was going to live, she left me to sleep, taking my glasses with her so I wouldnt lose or break them.

she went home for christmas the next day, so for 4 weeks I walked around in lab glasses with the nerdy side shields.

after the holidays I went to collect my glasses, knocked at the door of her flat, to be greeted by her flatmate, who , straight faced, called Jo to the door, then wet herself laughing.....

Jo made me a lovely spag bol and told me about the 'lovely new bloke' she met at home in geordieland......:(

:clap:

while making sweet lurv in the back of a campervan at a beach car park, my foot got caught the curtain and pulled it down. It wasa bit like being in a goldfish bowl. We got a rousing cheer from a bunch of drinkers who were having a party nearby.

During one of the very rare occasions, some years ago, that my ex was "up for it":-

We both happened to get a dreadful cramp at the same time, him in his leg, me in my hip.

I was trapped, underneath his 20-odd stone weight...

He couldn't move because of his cramp, and I couldn't move because of a combination of his weight and my own cramp.

What a bloomin' pantomime!

PT