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Speed Demon
16-03-2011, 16:49
hi ladies, hope you are all doing fine


what do you lot prefer on men...


long sideburns down the ear, or short tidy ones near the top


clean shaven or stubble or beard


waxed body bits or natural hairy biker


shaved head, flowing locks or spiky short hair


jay xxx

shaznay
16-03-2011, 17:19
clean shaven

natural hairy biker

short hair (not spiky)

or bald

:)

Speed Demon
16-03-2011, 21:04
was just wondering as am a bit self concious and always wonder what looks good

although, i am deffinatley not vain and not a mirror addict, i try to look after myself

pattricia
16-03-2011, 21:11
short sideburns

Clean Shaven

Hairy Chest

short back and sides haircut


and as an addition :


Broad shoulders and a nice butt

medusa
16-03-2011, 21:21
I prefer my man to be clean (above all else), not over groomed or waxed, and natural and happy with himself.

Other than that, whether he has hair or not, a beard or not, hairy chest or smooth is all a bit irrelevant to be honest.

The only thing other than being clean and happy with yourself that would matter would be that clean shaven or a proper beard is a lot less uncomfortable and rash causing on sensitive skin than stubble.

My current partner is bald, fat and clean shaven with orang utan body hair (and I love him to bits :) ), my previous BF was tall, skinny and naturally unfurry apart from a great long mop on top of his head. Both were fine, as was (at the time) the ex-hubby who had Einstein hair and a full beard.

Speed Demon
16-03-2011, 21:34
ok, so i guess the way i look now is ideal then

i am skinny too just with abit of a stomach, but closer to a flat chest than tubby

i would not like to comment on my bottom but would like to say i have very good hands

and also youthful looks for my age

medusa
16-03-2011, 21:38
Good hands are great, and lovely toned forearms are an underappreciated part of the male anatomy IMO.

Speed Demon
16-03-2011, 21:44
well, at least you can get a refund, my face is non returnable

Rampent
16-03-2011, 21:47
was just wondering as am a bit self concious and always wonder what looks good

although, i am deffinatley not vain and not a mirror addict, i try to look after myself

As a man Jason, I like to bathe five times a day. I know that might sound excessive, but I hate to feel dirty. I have a very poor diet (mostly fatty waffles with lard dressings) but this is due to my morbid obese partner. She INSISTS on eating this food, so I kinda graze on that stuff too.

I tend not to look in the mirror, but consider myself vain. The reason I no longer look at myself in the mirror is, in no small part, due to my partner throwing it through the window on our 77th party. She burnt the bed that night too.

I look fat, bald and hairy. And wear a ill fitting greased up wig. And pebble glasses. I sometimes think I should become a model for the homeless. But, apart from all that, I like to shave and smell nice.

Rampent
16-03-2011, 21:50
well, at least you can get a refund, my face is non returnable

No receipt?

pattricia
16-03-2011, 21:53
I once dated a bald man. I used to take along a duster and a can of Pledge furniture polish.:roll:

shaznay
16-03-2011, 21:56
ok, so i guess the way i look now is ideal then

i am skinny too just with abit of a stomach, but closer to a flat chest than tubby

i would not like to comment on my bottom but would like to say i have very good hands

and also youthful looks for my age

are you on bookface jason :suspect:

Speed Demon
16-03-2011, 21:57
well i would rather not be bold all over, a womans got to have something to hold on to

but saying that, nearly 4 years without a partner is nothing to be proud of, it is shameful

no not on facebook love, maye go on soon though

are you on facebook

Speed Demon
16-03-2011, 22:01
i have 3 legs

shaznay
16-03-2011, 22:03
well i would rather not be bold all over, a womans got to have something to hold on to

but saying that, nearly 4 years without a partner is nothing to be proud of, it is shameful

no not on facebook love, maye go on soon though

are you on facebook

yeah I am on it :)

Speed Demon
16-03-2011, 22:08
do ladies like it when the pubic area is bold or hairy

also on the issue of hair, what colours are attractive for dark brown hair, if one wants to dye his hair / have his hair coloured

Speed Demon
16-03-2011, 22:10
nope, altho i cud not even buy a date if i tried, also, what is the differences between hollywood waxing and brazilian

shaznay
16-03-2011, 22:11
do ladies like it when the pubic area is bold or hairy

also on the issue of hair, what colours are attractive for dark brown hair, if one wants to dye his hair / have his hair coloured

:o do you mean bald jason :hihi: never heard of a bold pubic area

just cut back a bit if its too wild....know what I mean ;)

men dont dye their hair .... not my men anyway :nono:

pattricia
16-03-2011, 22:14
:o do you mean bald jason :hihi: never heard of a bold pubic area

just cut back a bit if its too wild....know what I mean ;)

men dont dye their hair .... not my men anyway :nono:

How do you know they dont ? A lot of men now can get really good hair dye in brown or black that looks really natural.:)

shaznay
16-03-2011, 22:15
How do you know they dont ? A lot of men now can get really good hair dye in brown or black that looks really natural.:)

I like grey haired men though :)

pattricia
16-03-2011, 22:15
do ladies like it when the pubic area is bold or hairy

also on the issue of hair, what colours are attractive for dark brown hair, if one wants to dye his hair / have his hair coloured

Go a natural brown. Dont be like Paul McCartney and dye it a dark brown.:gag:

Speed Demon
16-03-2011, 22:16
i ment at the hairdressers, getting it coloured

well, they could always get my brazilian nuts

Rampent
16-03-2011, 22:18
nope, altho i cud not even buy a date if i tried, also, what is the differences between hollywood waxing and brazilian

One's done in 'Hollywood', just of Fargate, the other near that 'Happy Feet' fishtank thing at Meadowhall, I think.

pattricia
16-03-2011, 22:19
One's done in 'Hollywood', just of Fargate, the other near that 'Happy Feet' fishtank thing at Meadowhall, I think.

Love this post !!:hihi:

Rampent
16-03-2011, 22:20
nope, altho i cud not even buy a date if i tried, also, what is the differences between hollywood waxing and brazilian

C'mom! You can buy dates in Tesco's veg section. Jesus.

pattricia
16-03-2011, 22:22
I like grey haired men though :)

Yes, do you mean like George Clooney ?:love:

Speed Demon
16-03-2011, 22:23
well i would love to have a date if anyone is offering or willing

Rampent
16-03-2011, 22:42
well i would love to have a date if anyone is offering or willing

Tesco's sell loads mate. Sorry if that offends and stuff like.

Speed Demon
16-03-2011, 22:49
i prefer pairs or should that be pears

Rampent
16-03-2011, 22:51
i prefer pairs or should that be pears

Pears cider nice.

mighty1
18-03-2011, 21:19
i love tattos and punk hair:love:

Speed Demon
18-03-2011, 21:31
i love pear cider, anything other than the awfull strongbow and woodpecker