How many people here have been abducted by aliens? It has only happened to me a couple of times, but it was amazing as I recall. They semed nice.

I think they were the same mob that nabbed me the second time around, which was just over two years before the first abduction.

The last one happened around two years ago, so am I due again?

Does anyone else get it done to them on a regular basis?

Bet you drink stella? its in the chemicals you know.

You don't believe me do you, Killie? You disbeliever, you! It has happened to me at least twice and possibly a third time.

I jest not.

And I hadn't been near the Stella.

i once worked with a lady named Mad Marge (reason for nickname will become apparent) who swore there were cities on the moon, on the dark side where nobody could see them. she said all the major governments knew but were keeping it secret. i pointed out that it would be difficult to lay foundations on green cheese but she remained convinced. perhaps your aliens come from there?

Aren't the cheeky little monkey's supposed to have obliterated your memories on these events. If you can remember this happening it therefore can't have happened, however, because I can't, ergo I must have been successfully abducted! The last thing I do remember was the Golden Orb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i have these experiances very very occasionally where i'm out, usually having a good time, and then suddenly everything goes blank, and next thing i know i am in my bed (or occasionally the odd gutter) the next morning.

This experiance is usually accompanied by a raging headache, an upset stomach, unusual injuries and the parting of myself with my money.
Can anyone explain this???? I suspect bulldog may hold a clue...


;)

No, it's not just that.

It's so vague but at the same time so complicated - and deep.

I get summoned and then they start shining lights on me and asking stuff in an electronic sort of langauge, but really calm. I know their lingo.

And I am never asleep.

Places race through my mind.

The Stoksbridge by pass has ben imprinted somewhere, but I don't get it.

I just remember little bits of stuff, not everything you understand. One of them on my first abductionn was called Meedledrang or something like that. He or she was the chief Doctor and went over me with a fine toothcomb.

I was given a prescription on my departure for a new asthma inhaler.

is this a joke.................??
-.-;

Originally posted by Grim
i have these experiances very very occasionally where i'm out, usually having a good time, and then suddenly everything goes blank, and next thing i know i am in my bed (or occasionally the odd gutter) the next morning.

This experiance is usually accompanied by a raging headache, an upset stomach, unusual injuries and the parting of myself with my money.
Can anyone explain this???? I suspect bulldog may hold a clue...


;)

GRIM - if that means you've been abducted by aliens then I must have been taken a few times throughout my life... but more often recently.... Since RedBull and Vodka became the drink of choice I think.....:loopy:

But Sam Miguel does train (was it????) gerbils - maybe this is the aliens influence? a plan to take over the world possibly??????
:o

No sam trains hamsters,everyone knows gerbils are impossible to train,due to their bad attitude and lack of willingness to learn.

It is possible to be abducted by aliens...think about it,if there was nothing out there how would we have such delights as Startrek and the clangers...you know im right.



Yehhhhhh im back

The first time I was abducted, it was on that dark country lane near the old Harrow pub that goes down past that golf club to the traffic lights at the junction with Sheffield Road.

I don't know the name of the road.

it was pitch black. Suddenly a fierce, piercing light came down from the empty sky and I stopped the car. I felt myself being willed to get out of the car. I felt no fear. I stood in the middle of the road and watched as the strange craft, about the size of a bus but slightly bigger, landed in the field opposite.

I flet the urge to go over to it. The door opened as I neared and I went in.

Quite willingly.

Yep...sounds like the clangers to me mate or possibly Mr Spoon

Originally posted by Sam Miguel
I was given a prescription on my departure for a new asthma inhaler.

Did the NHS honour it? If so, it is quite clearly evidence that the government is in league with alien forces.

Or perhaps the pharmacist couldn't tell the difference between an extra terrestrial alphabet and the strange writing doctors use on prescriptions.

The NHS? No, of course not, there is no NHS on my abductor's planet. My wheezing is much better now. The Ventolin out there is much stonger. Three puffs every ten years is all you need.

yep its the clangers...we thought for years that the soup dragon was making soup...dont be daft,he had a ventolin racket going.

Has it happened to you yet Tango? What I found was the fact that - quite contrary to popular belief - I found all my experiences quite unfrightening. Almost enjoyable in a weird sort of way.

Am I the only one to have abducted an alien? It's in my cellar even as we speak, cleaning out the Dyson with it's slimy tendrils. Any ideas what bizarre experiments I can conduct on it? Come on folks, this is the human race's one chance to get its own back, so the more bizarre the experiment, the better.

Originally posted by Funky Dave
cleaning out the Dyson with it's slimy tendrils.

Maybe their inhalers are based on Dyson technology? Or more likely, James Dyson based his vacuum cleaner designs on alien inhalers. How's that for a conspiracy theory?

I am an alien. A legal one at that.

:D You are all mad lol :loopy: keep going its funny

strangely, greybeards in white coats have been able to induce abduction experiences in patients by stimulating the surface of the brain with weak electrical stimuli.

Most members of the current xeno-bestiary have been identified using this technique.

there is also the question of dmt

from outer space - no

from within - certainly.

Originally posted by Sam Miguel
Three puffs every ten years is all you need.

Try telling that to Julian Cleary!

Originally posted by Phanerothyme
strangely, greybeards in white coats have been able to induce abduction experiences in patients by stimulating the surface of the brain with weak electrical stimuli.

Most members of the current xeno-bestiary have been identified using this technique.

there is also the question of dmt

from outer space - no

from within - certainly.

No, didn't get any of that im afraid. i guess english must be my second language

Originally posted by Killian
No, didn't get any of that im afraid. i guess english must be my second language
I must admit, it is not my mother tongue either.

Originally posted by Sam Miguel
Has it happened to you yet Tango? What I found was the fact that - quite contrary to popular belief - I found all my experiences quite unfrightening. Almost enjoyable in a weird sort of way.

Those aliens...they would have got away with it if wasnt for those pesky kids...scooby dooby dooooooooooooo.

Originally posted by Funky Dave
Am I the only one to have abducted an alien? It's in my cellar even as we speak, cleaning out the Dyson with it's slimy tendrils. Any ideas what bizarre experiments I can conduct on it? Come on folks, this is the human race's one chance to get its own back, so the more bizarre the experiment, the better.

Now that is extremely interesting. I have never actually abducted one, as I have never been given the opportunity. Where did you catch it and what method did you use?

We used to catch bees in jam-jars when we were little, but that's about the biggest wild thing I have kept in captivity, except possibly for my wife when she was completing her induction period, but she is - as far as I know - terrestial.

The best method of capture is by way of mosetrap (Wilkinsons 4 for £5) baited with jaffacake (cake not biscuit),I have used this method on 5 occassions and it has worked everytime.

Or is that mice?...cant quite remember,oh well its works anyway.

Coincidence or what! I saw some aliens on the way home from my mother-in-law's this evening. They didn't try to abduct me, oh no, my word! They just sort of stared at me as I drove past them.

This happened on Hemsworth Road near the top of Derbyshire Lane just outside the park entrance.

I think they had just come out of the park and were looking for mischief. They both had silvery grey 'suits' on, wore shiny silver bowler hats and were slight of build and about three foot six-and-a-half inches tall.

This happened around 6:54pm . Did anyone else see them?

Originally posted by Sam Miguel
I think they had just come out of the park and were looking for mischief. They both had silvery grey 'suits' on, wore shiny silver bowler hats and were slight of build and about three foot six-and-a-half inches tall.



you have just described almost exactly an 80's sci-fi drama called 'Flipside Of Dominic Hyde'. have you subscribed to Sky tv lately?

No, why? I never saw a film or anyhting like that? Honest!

It's easy to catch an alien. There are loads of them hanging around lonely country roads in the middle of the night. Just wait till one approaches you - it will slowly land its spaceship, switch all the backlights and walk in slow motion towards you - then before it fires its stun ray, throw a hitherto concealed brick at its ample forehead.

This may perhaps cause an interstellar war, but I haven't had any such problems thus far (fingers crossed eh?).

You must understand; I don't get frightened by them. I only feel 'unfear', a word they have made me learn through various sessions within their cylindrical movable domains that travel to the far reaches of the unknowingness.

They respect me - I know this well because I am still alive. They kill people they feel are a threat, mark my words, saddle my bottom and dig my parrots head up.

In short, they do not suffer fools gladly.

Ken is the worst.

He is sooo stirict. He puts you through this interstellar quizzical thing ( it's so personal) until you have given him all the names of the unmarried eligible blondes in Sweden.

It's hopeless. It really is.

Originally posted by Funky Dave
Am I the only one to have abducted an alien? It's in my cellar even as we speak, cleaning out the Dyson with it's slimy tendrils. Any ideas what bizarre experiments I can conduct on it? Come on folks, this is the human race's one chance to get its own back, so the more bizarre the experiment, the better.
How many tendrils does it have? Is it quite dextrous? Maybe you could get it to take that letter typing test that Mr Craig posted?

yeah... so... your not takin the metal thingy in my neck... its mine now...

Dumb. Unless someone who makes such a claim can produce verifiable evidence all you have is talk. No one ever, no matter what their claims be can satisfy this (evidence) requirement. All these claims are myth, lies and relatives of delusion. There is a guy in Canada at the moment (UFO Land et al), who claims he was abducted. It's not the lying crap that is bothersome, it's the believers.

That's a bit harsh Callassa.

I don't have a problem with alien abductions, where I take issue is why they only bring the stupid ones back. No offence San M, or others who have been returned.

Can anyone answer the following questions:

Were all abductees stupid before they were taken?
Have the aliens only returned the stupid ones?
If the answer to the first question is no then do the intelligent abductees have the option of staying with their hosts or being returned sans intelligence?

I'm sorry to say that returned abductees are exempt from attempting to answer these questions for obvious reasons so I'm looking to aliens or pre-release abductees for answers.

I was abducted by aliens last night. At first I thought it was all a dream, but then I realised that I'd must have been brainwashed into believing that it was a dream. I'm now going to start campaigning to any authority that will listen to get these pesky aliens blown out of the sky.

I already tried ringing the cops, but I think they must be in league with the aliens because they said something about sending men in white coats around to investigate. When the men got here they put me in a straight jacket and carted me away in a van with padded walls. I can only assume the aliens had tipped them off and they were trying to silence me.

Anyway, I managed to break free, but still can't get out of this darn jacket. I am writing this message with my tongue. You must warn the world, the aliens are out to get us! Has anyone got a key to this thing?

Originally posted by Sidla
I already tried ringing the cops

Ah, that will explain the cop circle which appeared in my lawn last night.

Will only believe in alien abductions when the spaceship lands on my head!!!!

*rubs head*

Howd that bump get there???

:loopy:

Originally posted by Callassa
Dumb. Unless someone who makes such a claim can produce verifiable evidence all you have is talk. No one ever, no matter what their claims be can satisfy this (evidence) requirement. All these claims are myth, lies and relatives of delusion. There is a guy in Canada at the moment (UFO Land et al), who claims he was abducted. It's not the lying crap that is bothersome, it's the believers.

Oh, dear! I didn't mean to upset anyone! I wish I had more proof of my abductions, but all I can do is tell it like it was, which I have up to now.

However, I will endeavour to carry my camera around with me more often in the hope that the next time I am snatched away from this planet, I might get a nice little souvenir snap of some of my captors and, may I add, friends.

They did treat me to a nice little surprise last time they abducted me. They took me into the future to see the 2107 FA cup final at New Wembley between Manchester United and Arsenal in which Zakkie Bryton scored all three of Arsenal's goals to help them lift the trophy for a record 56th time. It finished 3-1 with World Footballer of the year Ziggy Dewsnap bagging United's consolation goal from the penalty spot.

And the pies were lovely, and a bargain at only 250 Euros each.

I do have the programme for the match but you'll just say I printed it myself, I know your type.

If you are really interested in meeting aliens...


(apologies for the reprise)

Originally posted by Oblomov on http://www.dmt.lycaeum.org


These 3 experiences were remarkably similar :
going from abstract eidetic CEV (closed eye visuals) into the familiar rotating and locking planes that then do this wierd *rotation* and I'm through into 'Flatworld' a multi-D space with vibrant but not glaring colours.

Boxy, rectilinear, tron like - all surfaces composed of convolving glyphs and symbols, which on closer inspection are multilayered. Very beatific/peaceful.

Excursion 3 sees me smoothly moving through 'tronworld' into 'the kindergarten' - All much more curvy and brighly lit, large open structures moving through a vast space, and I am in/on one . Surface of this 'kindergarten ship' is again convolving glyphs and symbols, but much more multicoloured and intricate. Surface is studded with fantastically intricate animated ovoids that are constantlychanging and clamouring for my focus. Sensation of other entities there, slightly disappointed that I 'dont get it' - I feel a bit stupid, but it's no biggie.

Then last night. Well......
The usual start, rushing flow of eidetic images unfolding into this space, but I am still accelerating......

Into tronworld, but I am saying, 'seen this, interesting and pretty, but let's get on'.

Just as well, because looking back at it, I was powerless to resist the acceleration. Shot through and out of tronland into Kindergarten space (these are precisely the same places I saw in the last 3 excursions), but only for a moment, before being propelled into...

... the machine room. It's loud and hectic, everything is moving so fast, and its so bright and clear, sharper than reality you might say. My whole 'visual' field is flooding in as an entire gestalt. I am utterly disoriented, not frightened, but hanging on to my somatic reality as hard as I can. Two entities in the machine room (machines themsleves?) are being very persistent in trying to communicate important things to me, but I am confused, disoriented -

Everything is SO COMPLICATED! The entities are large, part machine things. Their surface is made from a grid/matrix of flattened spheres, metallic in appeareance but UTTERLY OTHER AND UNFAMILIAR.

Their whole surface is made up of thousands of these spheres, some in a partial casing as if on gimbals, others free floating. Interior of entity is suffused cloud of light, pulsing colours in synch with its intent/actions.

I can feel some nausea in the pit of my stomache (lack of food, hunger) - I indicate my overwhelmedness to my new friends, and my intention toopen my eyes. all hell breaks loose! Alarms Klaxons, lots of red warning glyphs everywhere. The surfaces of the entities light up (GOD ITS SO BRIGHT) telling me (not ordering me) that to do so would be inadvisable.

Open my eyes. living room is still there, but only just. machine room is there too - brain hurts from seeing two realities simultaneously and eyes go closed. Gradually I get the message. Your autonomic system will take care of everything, don't worry.

Become conscious of my breathing and start to try and take control of it.
More klaxons, red alert symbols. Enities try and show me (using stuff that looks like its from Kindergarten space) a device that is monitoring/controlling respiratory function. It looks like a diagrammatic representation of a trachea on a passively illumintade display. It is moving and it holds my gaze solid in the same way as happens in 'kindergarten'

I keep thinking that this must be over soon, it's been ages. I start to calm down and all I can do is gawp like a country cousin. Everything is moving fast with a real smooth motion, stuff happening everywhere, superfast machine noises and sussurration. Very Exciting

Whole experience starts to take on much less frightening inetnsity although the machine room is still there (still there? shouldnt this have worn off minutes ago?) Everything is much calmer (but still utterly baffling). I am smiling a lot now, realising that I had my jaw tightly clenched. Smiling illuminates the space with a warm friendly feeling. 'OK' I say, 'that was a bit mad' - 'Yes' is the reply hangin in the air.
I feel a sense of concern, and a sort of head patting affection for frightened child... and then I'm pushing back to the surface and reality asserts itself with me thinking I am going to have to do this again, and echoes of agreement are heard back in the machine room.
NOTES
I have given a lot of time to mulling over the question of the entities encountered in this induced state of mind . Until now they had always been mere suggestions of what I met last night. Like they were cloaking themselves in visual terms I could understand, but last night, all the coating was stripped away.

I think they were the same mob that nabbed me the second time around, which was just over two years before the first abduction

Hey it looks like you were taken by the same race as my mate Billy Pilgrim. He was taken to Tralfamadore.

(Anybody know what I'm talking about?)

I'll have some Ice-9 with that please...

but the above experience was induced by controlled inhalation of an endogenous neurotransmitter known as dimthelytryptamine. [edit] correct spelling is dimethyltryptamine.

Originally posted by Phanerothyme

but the above experience was induced by controlled inhalation of an endogenous neurotransmitter known as dimthelytryptamine.

Sh*t, i must have dyslexia. none of those words make sense to me.

Originally posted by Sam Miguel
The first time I was abducted, it was on that dark country lane near the old Harrow pub that goes down past that golf club to the traffic lights at the junction with Sheffield Road.

I don't know the name of the road.

it was pitch black. Suddenly a fierce, piercing light came down from the empty sky and I stopped the car. I felt myself being willed to get out of the car. I felt no fear. I stood in the middle of the road and watched as the strange craft, about the size of a bus but slightly bigger, landed in the field opposite.

I flet the urge to go over to it. The door opened as I neared and I went in.

Quite willingly.

:wow: WOW Aliens driving interstellar buses. (or should that be into Stella?)

SAM did they do anal probing on you? , coz they can get a tad upset if you don't have the correct change you know.

H.K.P.

I certainly cannot recall any such anal probing, but I can't rule it out 100%. Yes, I do believe it was some kind of alien bus or public vehicle insomuch that the seats were set out in two double rows.

Every seat was taken and I was forced to stand during our short journey to the Fathership which was orbitting the Earth in readiness for our return.

This is when any probing of an anal nature could have so easily taken place without my noticing, as the seated aliens had both access and sufficient time to perform their lewd experiments.

It was amazing. It really was. Planet Earth was blue, and there was nothing I could do.

Originally posted by Sam Miguel
I certainly cannot recall any such anal probing, but I can't rule it out 100%. Yes, I do believe it was some kind of alien bus or public vehicle insomuch that the seats were set out in two double rows.
Buses eh...? The Jesus Army keep trying to abduct me and get me on their bus! Maybe the JA are aliens!!! Or maybe I just look sinful and therefore need saving :wink: :loopy:
xxx

No, this certainly wasn't the Jesus Army - it was a group of aliens, watching over me and possibly doing unspeakable experiments up my bum as I was being transported to the Fathership for further experimentation and (although I didn't know it then)interstellar travel.

As the craft parted the ground in a rocking, hovering motion, I looked out of the tiny window to my left, and for a split second, I could see my Auntie Ethel's house on Occupation Lane. Her washing was out.

We acheived escape velocity both easily and smoothly and within seconds the Earth's atmosphere was behind us. The Fathership became bigger by the second. It was both massive and enormous. As big as a city. Fear drained form my body.

I wanted this experience now. I was ready. Reach for the stars, I muttered loudly. I was on my way!

Well, US Pres Carter believed in them?

As did Lord Mountbatten, Prince Philip and his equerry, Air Marshal Sir Beresford Peter Torrington Horsley KCB, CBE, LVO, AFC (26 March 1921 – 20 December 2001), who also believed that Princess Diana was murdered by the use of 'Boston Brakes'

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread120028/pg1

http://www.ufoencounters.co.uk/UFOsTheRoyalConnection.html

Nick Clegg was abducted by aliens, he drove them mad. They flew off screaming and vowing never to return. THE GUY SAVED THE UNIVERSE !!!!!!!

How many people here have been abducted by aliens? It has only happened to me a couple of times, but it was amazing as I recall. They semed nice.

I think they were the same mob that nabbed me the second time around, which was just over two years before the first abduction.

The last one happened around two years ago, so am I due again?

Does anyone else get it done to them on a regular basis?

are you on drugs or something

Funnily enough it always happens after the 10th pint of Stella. 'Wonder why ??........

been watching too many sf movies i think or forgot to take your medication

I wonder if it was an alien who had a crap through Cleggs letterbox and thats why they don't seem to have got any DNA :huh:
Classic thread, not seen an Alien since last Christmas day (ET)

thats a good one that yes i think it could just be

Crikey, prior to Friday it was six and a half years between posts. Surely a record?

Crikey, prior to Friday it was six and a half years between posts. Surely a record?
That's because it's a six year round trip from the aliens home planet.
They tried to abduct the mother-in-law last week but for some reason changed their mind. Drat.

I wonder if it was an alien who had a crap through Cleggs letterbox and thats why they don't seem to have got any DNA :huh:
Classic thread, not seen an Alien since last Christmas day (ET)


:hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi:::thumbs up:

I think I was abducted last night.
I came out of the Graduate (Surrey St) after a pint or two, though i cant actually remember leaving it. I may have had a kebab but i'm not sure, may have got in a taxi, i have a faint recollection of forgetting where i lived so had to get out of it.
Next i find myself in walking through Broomhall in the pouring rain, that's strange because I live just off Abbeydale Road, I don't know how I got to Broomhall, there's just no reason for me to be there. It meant a depressing walk home in that rain. My body aches all over and my feet are killing me. Bloody aliens!!!!

I wonder if it was an alien who had a crap through Cleggs letterbox and thats why they don't seem to have got any DNA :huh:

Hahaahaa, must be...