What Puts You Off About A Woman?

Maybe it's the fact that we bleed and yet.....we don't die


Mwuhahahahaaa!:twisted:

Originally posted by malton_s5
What Puts You Off About A Woman?


Capitalising every word in a sentence, that puts me right off them.

Generally speaking;

Physically:

Bad breath, body odour, spitting, unwanted hair, big feet, smokers.

Other:

Emotional blackmail, ignorance, dishonesty, clinginess, immaturity.

Being a lying ruddy psycho...that'll do it for me.

Considering my balls are full at the moment, nothing:thumbsup:











erm, that was a joke!

Originally posted by Carmine
Being a lying ruddy psycho...that'll do it for me.

Yeah, add that to my list as well :)

Smoking is a real turn off for me yet so many women smoke.

Originally posted by GazB
Yeah, add that to my list as well :)
Good to see that I'm not the only one to have been there.

Originally posted by Splodge_CRB
Maybe it's the fact that we bleed and yet.....we don't die


Mwuhahahahaaa!:twisted:


Thats vile. Really turned my stomach. Ugh.

Originally posted by AaronD
Smoking is a real turn off for me yet so many women smoke.


How very dare they! :o


What a good job you're not homosexual :rolleyes:



*Sorry Absynth! :D

Those who invite you into their house, then proceed to try and gas you into submission (you know who you are) :o :o :o

Originally posted by owdlad
Those who invite you into their house, then proceed to try and gas you into submission (you know who you are) :o :o :o

How do you mean 'gas' ? Do you mean yapping or trumping you into submission?

And submission for what????:o

very little can put me off a woman , if I have any positive feelings toward them.
They would have to hurt, reject or abuse me.




:clap:

Originally posted by samc
How do you mean 'gas' ? Do you mean yapping or trumping you into submission?

And submission for what????:o

I mean proper gassing, and the desperation was evident, she knows who she is. ;)

Originally posted by Splodge_CRB
How very dare they! :o


What a good job you're not homosexual :rolleyes:



*Sorry Absynth! :D

Hmm, Absynth. Actually the stuff tastes awful even though i admit to owning a bottle of it. Does the job though.

Other --- cos its never their fault.

Does not matter what it is. Its not their fault - its all yours.

Dragon

ps. Them eating the last jelly baby really does it for me ;)

Short hair, tattoos, excessive piercings, 'laddette' behaviour, smoker, and bitten fingernails. Oh, and obesity.

Originally posted by t020
Short hair, tattoos, excessive piercings, 'laddette' behaviour, smoker, and bitten fingernails. Oh, and obesity.

Bugger, long nails and I smoke ................such is life !

Originally posted by t020
Short hair, tattoos, excessive piercings, 'laddette' behaviour, smoker, and bitten fingernails. Oh, and obesity.

I'll try and be perfect, next time round !

blue hair and membership of the conservative party (or labour for that matter.)

Originally posted by owdlad
Those who invite you into their house, then proceed to try and gas you into submission (you know who you are) :o :o :o


I paid that gas fitter good money to leave us alone!! :suspect:

:blush: :sad: :blush:


*Took me ages to block the flue up too...


*OOPs!! This is Splodge....I've had a drink or two and posted as classic rock- blame the Red House!

backstabbing laddettes, smokers, psychos, liars, thieves, exsessive swearers, chavettes.............:hihi:

there is one thing.......

what's with this complete denial of flatulence all about?

I've never met a woman yet who will admit to 'dropping one'

you know you do it.... we'd love you all the more if you'd let off and in a proud happy voice, announce to the world....

"good arse! that was me that was!"

:clap:

Originally posted by Don_Kiddick
backstabbing laddettes, smokers, psychos, liars, thieves, exsessive swearers, chavettes.............:hihi:

So you won't be going to Kirkby then to cop off Don?:hihi: :hihi: :gag:

Originally posted by Classic Rock
I paid that gas fitter good money to leave us alone!! :suspect:

:blush: :sad: :blush:


*Took me ages to block the flue up too...


*OOPs!! This is Splodge....I've had a drink or two and posted as classic rock- blame the Red House!

Not as much as I paid him to hang around :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

* I had heard the rumour about your flue being blocked ;)

That's not owdlad doing his rat-up-a-drainpipe routine is it? :suspect:

Originally posted by t020
Short hair, tattoos, excessive piercings, 'laddette' behaviour, smoker, and bitten fingernails. Oh, and obesity.

Thank GOD I bite my fingernails! :D :cool:

StarSparkle

what puts me of women?

the cost!

:rolleyes:

Abusive women
Women crying rape
****** Women
Loud Women
Smelly Tramp women
Nagging
Not listening to anything I say
Flirting with other men
Attracting flirting back
Druggies
Chavs
Women who think they are posh but really are not
Women who think they are better than anyone else
Women that cling on too much to their parents

.... Shall I go on?

Any one like my ex lol, she was tapped in the head

Originally posted by AaronD
Smoking is a real turn off for me yet so many women smoke.

Couldn't agree more.:thumbsup:

As I've said before:

No High-Order Aberrations in eyes, crossed or bloodshot. A womans power is in her look - eyes are the number 1 turn on.

A girl with swayback, but not so much that it is lordotic, just a nice vertebral column. Prominent buttocks, showing smooth cellulite free contour and normal curvature of coccyx.

Nice long legs, toned gastrocnemius, vastus medialis and gracilis.

No large feet - European size 5 or under, podiatry care essential, no corns and calluses.

Sorted :thumbsup:

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Sorry forgot to mention....... She gotta have big t*ts. :heyhey:

Originally posted by Don_Kiddick
That's not owdlad doing his rat-up-a-drainpipe routine is it? :suspect:

Fine chance!

Blooming chaperones :suspect:

Mind you....he's twice the size of me and do you know, I thought I saw a glint of fear in his eye....after the smoke had cleared of course ;)

Owdie....the flue may be blocked but the fire's still burning! :heyhey:

Beyond all the trite 'taking too long in the bathroom' stuff:

For me the thing that I'm finding more and more annoying about women is that many that I've met recently don't seem to like showing their intelligence. I'm not talking about arrogantly asserting their intelligence because that's a bigger turn off than someone being a James Blunt fan. I just mean they seemingly dumb themselves down because they feel like that's what men want. There's nothing sexier than an intelligent woman - trust me on this.

It also bugs the hell out of me when women say men are shallow too because it's simply not true. In fact, in my experience I'd say I've found that, if anything, it's the other way round.

Also: women are ALOT better at masking their dark side .:D

*rant over*

What Puts You Off About A Woman? its simple... there all
physiological therapists.....:suspect:


:D

teeth, i think its all about teeth! u cant go wrong with nice teeth:D

Smoking, swearing and drinking pints , in a word ladets. :gag:

smoking is a big turn off for me, just can't stand it...

you can always tell when they are lying..............

their lips move :rolleyes:

got to be the Grimsby docks syndrome:gag:

gold diggers.........enough said

When they talk to you with a baby voice.

NO!

Its worse if they talk to you with a baby voice and suck thier thumbs.

NO!! NO!!


:loopy:

Originally posted by Splodge_CRB
Maybe it's the fact that we bleed and yet.....we don't die


Mwuhahahahaaa!:twisted:

I love that!!!! :hihi:

Why does this thread even exist, men aren't even halfway as perfect as women :loopy:

Originally posted by GazB
Generally speaking;

big feet,



You mean, those little, insignificant things that we can alter easily?

P *part hobbit* T

Smoking is the number 1 turn off for me too..... along with 'I can't do that, I'd break a nail'.

The monthly affliction of needing new clothes gets me too. How can they have 'nothing to wear' when the wardrobe door is bulging under the pressure of tags on the dresses in there? :confused:

Having said all this, us men arent perfect (not all the time anyway :heyhey: )
Maybe someone should start a thread with how men turn women off, I'm sure there'll be a lot more posts in there.

Originally posted by Splodge_CRB
Maybe it's the fact that we bleed and yet.....we don't die


Mwuhahahahaaa!:twisted:

how disgusting

:gag:

Yup, smoking here too. Can't stand it.

Also:

Irrational behaviour or 'womens logic'
Unnecessary jealousy when there's nothing to be jealous of
Possessiveness
Prissyness (can't do that, I'll break a nail etc)
Crying at every little thing
Women who refuse to take no for an answer and don't understand the basic meaning of 'not interested'.(I have recently acquired an email stalker. Thank god she lives in London!!)

I could go on but that will do for now. ;)

Originally posted by Pauly
Yup, smoking here too. Can't stand it.

Also:

Irrational behaviour or 'womens logic'
Unnecessary jealousy when there's nothing to be jealous of
Possessiveness
Prissyness (can't do that, I'll break a nail etc)
Crying at every little thing
Women who refuse to take no for an answer and don't understand the basic meaning of 'not interested'.(I have recently acquired an email stalker. Thank god she lives in London!!)

I could go on but that will do for now. ;)



I have to agree with you on this pauly.Yes iam a female but im also bi.and these too also puts me off a woman that if im seeing and also bitchy of a woman too.No wonder im single ehy too blooming choosey.

Originally posted by Marky543
Smoking is the number 1 turn off for me too..... along with 'I can't do that, I'd break a nail'.

The monthly affliction of needing new clothes gets me too. How can they have 'nothing to wear' when the wardrobe door is bulging under the pressure of tags on the dresses in there? :confused:

Having said all this, us men arent perfect (not all the time anyway :heyhey: )
Maybe someone should start a thread with how men turn women off, I'm sure there'll be a lot more posts in there. hang on,whos side are you on ? no creeping allowed :D

Kindness, honesty, generosity, loyalty................as with all people. Obviously shallowness has taken over............I don't like smoking, drinking..............get a life !

A woman with a tail puts me off.

Has somebody been flashing you Spyro?Not a pretty image.....

I'm not a man but I imagine this isn't something that floats your boat..

http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=80739

Originally posted by bonny
I'm not a man but I imagine this isn't something that floats your boat..

http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=80739

You're right - feet are disgusting enough as it is.

Parked the car near some shrubs t'other day & a bird crapped on it.

Shan't take her out again! :mad:

Originally posted by t020
You're right - feet are disgusting enough as it is.

If my father is right then the ones that have toes all gnarled and draping over some mucky sling backs are the worst.

euggghhhh:gag:

Originally posted by malton_s5
What Puts You Off About A Woman?

lack of pulse

That's OK as long as she's still warm & RM hasn't set in :thumbsup:

Originally posted by Don_Kiddick
That's OK as long as she's still warm & RM hasn't set in :thumbsup:

is it not ok after this? :thumbsup:

My dad always always reminds me of a pearl of wisdom his father passed onto him.

"Son, if its got t**s or a steering wheel it will give you hassle"


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