20 Yrs old and looking for a bird to wine and dine!

Single?

PM me!

xxx

Good luck mate :hihi:

If you want easy then the Forum is the place to be :hihi:

I don't mean that... Honest..

Cant fault me for trying ;-)

Lovely thread Matt- I would contact you, but I'm almost old enough to be your mother, so I just thought that I'd send you good wished for finding the woman of your dreams!

found one for you !!! - might be a bit old though ??

Here (http://www.libs.uga.edu/media/events/other/sesame35/)

Ahhh you're the guy that pm'ed me after I mentioned in a thread I like vodka....

Isn't Tracy_B single :confused:

:heyhey:

im not a bird but if you want to pay for a load of lagers and a curry afterwards i wil come out for a night :thumbsup:

Woooowwwwww, keep that stalker tracy_b away from me!!!!

Shes nutty!

Originally posted by matt1889
Can drive, but many people would tell you that i can't if you get what I mean!

Gotta agree with Kirky though, Nowt better than letting someone else drive after you've been out on the lash all day!

If it was'nt for our lass being able to drive, i'd have got rid a long time ago, lol

Good job she has'nt got the t'internet!

Either your fibbing bout having a bird or your just greedy!!!

Maybe his bird saw that post, and now he's single? :hihi:

Originally posted by medusa666
Lovely thread Matt- I would contact you, but I'm almost old enough to be your mother, so I just thought that I'd send you good wished for finding the woman of your dreams!

I am old enough to be his mother and I'd consider it if I didn't already have a toyboy! :hihi:

For those who were confused bout that, My Dad uses my log-in to get in touch with his mate Kirky!

Nowt to do with me that one!

Matt

Originally posted by Jozafeen
I am old enough to be his mother and I'd consider it if I didn't already have a toyboy! :hihi:

Sure you dont want another?

Originally posted by matt1889
For those who were confused bout that, My Dad uses my log-in to get in touch with his mate Kirky!

Nowt to do with me that one!

Matt

Ok we believe you!!:suspect:

Honestlt, he also does carbon monoxide alarms for those who need 1..........

Originally posted by matt1889
Sure you dont want another?

whats wrong with just asking a girl on the street that you like.

You know the drill here are the steps:

1 you both look at eachother then look away quickly

2 you play a little by looking while the other is not

3 your eyes meet across the way and you look into her eyes for just that little bit extra then you smile, walk over and say

"HOW U DOING"

are you paying?

Originally posted by f_g
are you paying?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

have pm'd u f_g

Im paying!!!!!

Originally posted by matt1889
Sure you dont want another?

Well- if you're into older women then..... :) (never had a toy boy before- is it much fun Jozafeen?)

Originally posted by medusa666
Well- if you're into older women then..... :) (never had a toy boy before- is it much fun Jozafeen?)

*roffle*

It's rather tiring, quite difficult not to keep adding 'you won't remember (show, band, person, film, etc), it was before you were born' and suchlike but well worth it for a bit of younger mantotty! :heyhey:

i think you should post some pics of yourself, im sure youd get a better response then :)

Originally posted by weenireeni
i think you should post some pics of yourself, im sure youd get a better response then :)

That depends what he looks like really :)

Originally posted by Jozafeen
a bit of younger mantotty!

Mantotty, thats my new favourite word!

Wish I was a bit of Mantotty.

Wilf

I'd like to think i wouldnt be a disappointment

xx

come on then, post the pics, you cant be that bad....?!

Originally posted by matt1889
I'd like to think i wouldnt be a disappointment

xx
well we all like to think that... its the reality that messes up things :hihi:

i dont like wine...and am picky eater...so any ladies fancy a macdonalds takeaway and subbing me the cash....step up :hihi:

Originally posted by MTheo
well we all like to think that... its the reality that messes up things :hihi:

i dont like wine...and am picky eater...so any ladies fancy a macdonalds takeaway and subbing me the cash....step up :hihi:

Sorry Theo, told you before I can't eat Maccy D's

Originally posted by CherryNicole
Sorry Theo, told you before I can't eat Maccy D's
ok.. how bout i just take you away :heyhey:

Originally posted by MTheo
ok.. how bout i just take you away :heyhey:

I've told you before, I don't do being taken away. Call me stubborn if you will :rolleyes:


Come on Matt, lets see a pic

Originally posted by CherryNicole
I've told you before, I don't do being taken away. Call me stubborn if you will :rolleyes:


Come on Matt, lets see a pic
:( ok.. i shall go sit in the corner til im allowed to speak again :(

Are you desperate? What is a 20-yr old doing putting an ad on here?!??

Originally posted by MTheo
:( ok.. i shall go sit in the corner til im allowed to speak again :(

You don't have to sit in the corner- you could join in with planning a shy people's meet instead!

Originally posted by medusa666
You don't have to sit in the corner- you could join in with planning a shy people's meet instead!
haha.. how would that go? no-one would turn up!

:suspect:

Just to cover things!

No im not desperate, lol

I just thought it would be a laugh, and a good way to get to know new people, and it worked!

Can't put a pic on at the moment, daft pv wont let me! Sorry

Matt x

Being a toyboy is something all younger guys should experience :thumbsup:

I think I was referred to as "stallion" by an older woman I "dealt with" once haha.

(Matt, it might help your chances if you post a pic in the HotorNot thread, or create a faceparty profile and add the link to your website option in your SF profile (I have mine their so people know who I am).

GazB

Originally posted by GazB
Being a toyboy is something all younger guys should experience :thumbsup:

I think I was referred to as "stallion" by an older woman I "dealt with" once haha.

(Matt, it might help your chances if you post a pic in the HotorNot thread, or create a faceparty profile and add the link to your website option in your SF profile (I have mine their so people know who I am).

GazB

Mmm so you "deal" with older women not "date" them?:suspect:

Originally posted by fox20thc
Mmm so you "deal" with older women not "date" them?:suspect:

I didn't say that. On this one occassion, it was the woman that classed it as me "dealing" with her "good and proper" :|

There is a hilarious story behind it, but I can't possibly get into that on here.

Originally posted by GazB
There is a hilarious story behind it, but I can't possibly get into that on here.

turned out to be your mates mum? :heyhey:

Originally posted by MTheo
turned out to be your mates mum? :heyhey:

Unfortunately not :D

GOOD LUCK MATE IN YOUR QUEST TO FIND A BIRD

Originally posted by anonamous
GOOD LUCK MATE IN YOUR QUEST TO FIND A BIRD

Is 'anona-mous' a mouse who chooses not to be named? :hihi:

?????? BUMP IT UP????????????


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??????BUMP IT UP?????????????

Originally posted by matt1889
?????? BUMP IT UP????????????


??????BUMP IT UP?????????????

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:confused: coz the previous post was only about 15mins before this one? lol

Maaaaaaattttttt..... stop pming me asking if I'm single please it's not a turn on

Originally posted by mjlacey21
Maaaaaaattttttt..... stop pming me asking if I'm single please it's not a turn on

I always thought you were male :|

Originally posted by GazB
I always thought you were male :|
maybe matt thought he'd widen his options?

Thanks a lot guys - just for the record I am female

Originally posted by D2J
Isn't Tracy_B single :confused:

:heyhey:
You wicked person!

Hasn't matt1889 got a girlfriend,

Originally posted by carcrash
Hasn't matt1889 got a girlfriend,

Didn't we have this arguement a couple of pages back??



So Matt, has it worked so far? Lots of hot dates set up??

Well tracy_b has offered me the wildest s*x ever, but for some reason I found the need to decline! lol

Ive got something set up with one lady, and might I say she sounds gorgeous and can't wait to meet her! x

it isn't me by the way

Originally posted by matt1889
Well tracy_b has offered me the wildest s*x ever

And I thought I was special. :shakes:

Originally posted by mjlacey21
it isn't me by the way

Thanks for pointing that out! Your quite right Mjlacey21, it isnt you!

Originally posted by Andy
And I thought I was special. :shakes:

I bet you and me are not the only ones to have been offered the same thing!

I don't have the Life Insurance to cover Tracy_b's genrous offer though im afraid, and in my trade, It would'nt be safe to be scratching my genetalia whilst working 50ft up a ladder, lol

Damn....your too far away.

Originally posted by matt1889
I bet you and me are not the only ones to have been offered the same thing!

I don't have the Life Insurance to cover Tracy_b's genrous offer though im afraid, and in my trade, It would'nt be safe to be scratching my genetalia whilst working 50ft up a ladder, lol

Who is this Tracy_B ?

Or shouldnt I ask :D

Originally posted by Dj_Shadowman
Who is this Tracy_B ?

Or shouldnt I ask :D
would be a long reply for a full story :hihi:

Originally posted by MTheo
would be a long reply for a full story :hihi:

oh, go on, inquiring minds want to know.

If its too personal, sent it as a PM :D

Originally posted by Dj_Shadowman
oh, go on, inquiring minds want to know.

If its too personal, sent it as a PM :D

I want to know who she is as well

Originally posted by valentine
I want to know who she is as well
pm's waiting :gag:

Originally posted by Clare85
Damn....your too far away.

Come to Sheffield Clare???? xx

hehe, am 2 young!

I can elaborate on who tracy_b is - she's the ex-wife, and all I can say is..........be scared, be VERY VERY scared !!!!!!

Originally posted by cloza1991
hehe, am 2 young!

Scary, somebody trying to get me locked up or summat?

Emphasise! over 16's only

Originally posted by matt1889
Scary, somebody trying to get me locked up or summat?

Emphasise! over 16's only

Seeing as her username is "cloza1991", I'd assume she's 13/14.

did you ever get a date matt1889??? curious! :)

Originally posted by Kry10
I can elaborate on who tracy_b is - she's the ex-wife, and all I can say is..........be scared, be VERY VERY scared !!!!!!

emphasis on the ex then kry10 hun:heyhey:

Originally posted by weenireeni
did you ever get a date matt1889??? curious! :)
good question did ya matt? if so how did it go?

NO DATE AS OF YET!

Matt

Originally posted by weenireeni
matt1889??? curious! :)


That opens up a whole new world!


:)

Post a picture!