id go for rick waller anyone else on here hoping he will eat and eat till he ....................:thumbsup:

Jordan....there's just no need!!!

A woman would say that..

More like Peter Andre, he's pathetic.

More like Peter Andre, he's pathetic

He's a greasy hairy slimey slime-ball!

Charles Ingram! He cheated, did something really wrong and look how he gets applauded for it by having a tv programme made about him and apparently he is going to be on the new "The Games" show.

Also anyone like Tara Palmer Tomkinson and Paris Hilton who have absolutely no talent in any area of entertainment but are just famous for being famous, because Mummy and Daddy can buy them into anything.

my vote goes with Keith Chegwin I still have nightmares of his one time naked game show

Not just women that hate Jordan. I think it is a terrible thing that empty-headed chavs like her can get famous just by buying a big pair of boobs. How could anyone fancy that?

Originally posted by elf
Also anyone like Tara Palmer Tomkinson and Paris Hilton who have absolutely no talent in any area of entertainment but are just famous for being famous, because Mummy and Daddy can buy them into anything.

But both of them are extremely gorgeous :D

Originally posted by jackthedog
Not just women that hate Jordan. I think it is a terrible thing that empty-headed chavs like her can get famous just by buying a big pair of boobs. How could anyone fancy that?

Well, I do.

Way I see it, if you fancy Jordan, you might as well fancy a plastic milk bottle.

They're made of the same stuff and are both as empty as each other.

Jordan - why i just don't get it!

But my nomination come as a pair too (almost still) Liza Minelli and that smarmy slimey horrid (almost ex) husband of hers.

Originally posted by jackthedog
Way I see it, if you fancy Jordan, you might as well fancy a plastic milk bottle.

They're made of the same stuff and are both as empty as each other.

mmmm.. plastic milk bottles, just my type.

;)

I'd like to nominate Ant & Dec. They haven't got half a personality between them!

Aren't we all forgetting the Hamiltons? Remember their appearance on Have I Got News For You with Christine's If that's true I'm a banana line? Or opening the Festival of Erotica or their appearance on The Harry Hill Show?

Originally posted by max
Aren't we all forgetting the Hamiltons? Remember their appearance on Have I Got News For You with Christine's If that's true I'm a banana line? Or opening the Festival of Erotica or their appearance on The Harry Hill Show?

I thought that was Ian Hislop's line on being successfully sued by Sonia Sutcliffe

"If that is justice then I am a banana".


Useless celebrity: hmm tough one

Celebrity basically means 'widely known' and nowadays I dont think it is even possible to be a Celebrity without appearing on TV.

One might better ask a different question perhaps:

what possible uses are there for celebrities?

May I venture some suggestions:

Soylent Green
Glue
Slave Labour

Then we can all get on with watching TV and creating the next lot of celebrities.

Originally posted by Phanerothyme
I thought that was Ian Hislop's line on being successfully sued by Sonia Sutcliffe

"If that is justice then I am a banana".


I'm convinced it was CH, it was one of her pet phrases as in:

'I said when we were arrested that if they brought charges then I was a banana, and I am not a banana.'
Christine Hamilton quoted in the national press, denying claims that she molested Nadine Milroy-Sloan.

Perhaps they could use celebrities as stunt doubles for Kenny in South Park.

deffo Hislop who said it first as quoted:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/may/24/newsid_2503000/2503595.stm

Originally posted by Phanerothyme
suggestions:

Soylent Green

Quite ironic considering that Chucky is now a useless celebrity gun toter. :D

I think Chucky may have already been recycled:

http://www.soylent-green.com/

edit - for non SciFi Fans:

"Soylent Green." I remembered the 1973 flick as having one of the most hysterical premises in the genre, and that it starred one of the most hysterically earnest actors in history in Charlton Heston. It takes place in that once very far away year of 2023; the Earth is in the throes of the greenhouse effect, Manhattan is sweltering and wildly overpopulated, and cops are both corrupt and unappreciated. So where's the science fiction, you may ask?

I don't think it'll ruin anything to give away the secret that made the film famous. Yes, Soylent Green is people.

In a desperate attempt to feed the doomed populace, the powers that be have secretly taken to making energy bars out of the newly deceased. Again, this may merely strike some folks as a very progressive approach to recycling.

But my revelation was that "Soylent Green" is not only better than I remembered, it's actually a good movie.

So now I'm wondering what new films will speak of our pre-Millennial take on the future. I have this idea about a brilliant little nebbish who becomes the world's first trillionaire by monopolizing access to all its information systems. But who's gonna believe that?

Another vote for Rik Waller


:thumbsup:

Yup, Jordan. Definately the most pointless person on the planet. I blame the people that buy the crap magazines (heat, celebrity, zoo, nuts etc...) with pictures of her on the front as thats where she gets her money and celebrity status. So if you are one of those people who buys crap magazines, please for the love of God stop it. Buy something that requires a bit more intelligence to read. you know the magazines with less pictures in.

Any one of the 'graduates' from the silly reality TV programmes like Big Brother and Pop Idol. They're nothing to be celebrated, they're just people who went on a TV contest and are lapping up their 15 mins of fame.

Originally posted by t020
Any one of the 'graduates' from the silly reality TV programmes like Big Brother and Pop Idol. They're nothing to be celebrated, they're just people who went on a TV contest and are lapping up their 15 mins of fame.

Yup indeed, i had the fortune of being out of the country during the last big brother. I would like to avoid it like the plague again this year. Can't believe people get addicted to such dull, mindless tripe!

Originally posted by jackthedog
Not just women that hate Jordan. I think it is a terrible thing that empty-headed chavs like her can get famous just by buying a big pair of boobs. How could anyone fancy that?

Agreed. Add her to my previous reality TV nominations. Shes just a chavvish slag with plastic in her chest.

Originally posted by t020
Agreed. Add her to my previous reality TV nominations. Shes just a chavvish slag with plastic in her chest.
It's silicone not plastic :P

FAKE is fake in my book. Either way, it's pathetic and not attractive.

I think Jordan as well, shes the queen of the Chavs/NED by a long way

Again JORDON! - She has no talent, only getting her boobs out and there fake as well.

Only 2 people voting for Cheggers? ?

Wow - all this talk of "Chavs" - what a lot of snobs there are on this board.

Jordan is a successful model - she's done pretty well for herself I'd say.

If people are stupid enough to buy into the whole celebrity worship thing, then you can hardly blame people for cashing in, can you?

I had no clue who Rick Waller was so I did a Google search and came up with this guy

www.whitetyphoon.com/kc2000/rick_waller.html

I'm guessing that this is not "THE" Rick Waller. But it made me laugh. He looks very useful for a lift to the Co-op

Originally posted by Mike
Wow - all this talk of "Chavs" - what a lot of snobs there are on this board.

Jordan is a successful model - she's done pretty well for herself I'd say.



Ok first thing can someone explain what a chav is before i put my snob hat on and comment!

Next, I agree jordan is only a successful model because people with nothing beter to read buy magazines such as heat to read all about her. Which i generally find quite ridiculous, but everyone to their own I guess. I am still blaming people who buy such tripe, for me seeing her every day in ever blo*dy newspaper and magazine. Christ I pray for the day when I haven't got to see that slapped ar*e face everywhere.

Ok yes, had a few beers tonight, which is why i'm ranting. Slap my wrist!

www.chavscum.co.uk that pretty much sums it up :lol:

what they think about Jordan:

Jordan
Click here for a larger image
Katie Price started her career as a pretty young glamour model. Then came the surgery. She has now become the fully fledged Chav you see pictured left. Her Chav credentials have been re-enforced after frequently leaving bars intoxicated to the delight of the tabloid press and claiming to have had sex with several Pop stars.

On the celeb chav's there are sooo many which should be mentioned in this thread :lol:

Originally posted by Mike
Wow - all this talk of "Chavs" - what a lot of snobs there are on this board.

Ok after working out what a chav is, my so called snob hat is now on. Where I come from in liverpool we call them scallies. these are not harmless folk who wander around in caps and tracksuits. these are the ones, who will happily kick of on you, when you're on your own, and they are in a group of about 20. Fair enough this has not happened to me for many years as i'm now 26, and little scumbucket scals dont kick off on men. But When i was younger with my long hair, I was a target. And i had the odd kicking. The kicking that comes to mind was when i was 16 and about 6 lads (about 19-20), broke 2 ribs of mine and messed my face up beyond belief.
Sorry, if i'm going of on one, but if chavs are the scallie scum that infest my otherwise fantastic city, then hell yes i am snobby. If i had my way they would be digging irrigation systems in africa, to get them off our streets and give them some use.

Rant over! i obviously have some un-resloved issues here dont I? Get the impression that I might get a bit of a telling off for saying all of this, but what the hell, I'm a bitter, bitter man.

Originally posted by Andy78
Ok after working out what a chav is, my so called snob hat is now on. Where I come from in liverpool we call them scallies...
Sorry, if i'm going of on one, but if chavs are the scallie scum that infest my otherwise fantastic city, then hell yes i am snobby. If i had my way they would be digging irrigation systems in africa, to get them off our streets and give them some use.

Rant over! i obviously have some un-resloved issues here dont I? Get the impression that I might get a bit of a telling off for saying all of this, but what the hell, I'm a bitter, bitter man.

You have every right to be angry Andy. But as Harry Enfield and his scouser mates always say:

"calm down, calm down, calm down!" :)

Jordan was made famous by tabloid "page 3" shoots, so I hope none of you who complain about here don't buy the tabloids - coz if you do you've only got yourself to blame ;)

Originally posted by Mike
Jordan was made famous by tabloid "page 3" shoots, so I hope none of you who complain about here don't buy the tabloids - coz if you do you've only got yourself to blame ;)


Yup agreed, thats what i've been saying. The only reason she's around is because people buy magazines and newspapers with her in. It is those peoples fault

In reply to you mojo, yeah, think i did go off on one there. I really should post on this board after consuming beer.

Peace!

Originally posted by Andy78
Yup agreed, thats what i've been saying. The only reason she's around is because people buy magazines and newspapers with her in. It is those peoples fault

In reply to you mojo, yeah, think i did go off on one there. I really should post on this board after consuming beer.

Peace!
and theres me thinking you buy tabloids for NEWS :loopy:

I would say that without a shadow of doubt, the most useless celebrity I can ever remember was none other than the not-so-great Sid Little.

What could and what did he actually do?

hmm, yeah i do have a bit of a problem with tabloids. Which has come up before in previous posts. Sorry to go on about it though. not really my place.

Tara Palmer whatserface gets my vote. Does she actually do anything at all?

Originally posted by panda79
and theres me thinking you buy tabloids for NEWS :loopy:

Big tits help sell tabloids. What does this tell you?

That enough tabloid readers like big tits to make putting them in worthwhile.

Originally posted by Funky Dave
Tara Palmer whatserface gets my vote. Does she actually do anything at all?
No. Other than demonstrate why interitance tax is a good thing.

She has my vote too.

Originally posted by Phanerothyme
Big tits help sell tabloids. What does this tell you?

That enough tabloid readers like big tits to make putting them in worthwhile.
next we will be told that the guardian is a good read:loopy:

I'll let phan take over here panda. He's better at constructing good arguments than me. I'll just start ranting, and that doesnt help anyone. Though I must say, the guardian does annoy the living pi*s out of me sometimes

Originally posted by Andy78
I'll let phan take over here panda. He's better at constructing good arguments than me. I'll just start ranting, and that doesnt help anyone. Though I must say, the guardian does annoy the living pi*s out of me sometimes i somtimes get the observer when the newsagent runs out of the sunday times and to be honest reading the observer is like watching paint dry i do like reading the independent on a monday tho: :thumbsup:

To be honest, I'll buy the guardian sometimes, for example i'll buy it on thursdays because I like the life supplement with it. Also it's only 20p in the union. However I do find the opinions quite annoying sometimes. Though i think that is true of all newspapers. They are all biased towards something. Yeah the observer on sundays can be very dull indeed.

Hmmm, think we're wandering off topic here.

we are a bit i think lol
anyway has rick waller got a website ? bet its massive:loopy:

Originally posted by panda79
next we will be told that the guardian is a good read:loopy:
The guardian is not above sticking half naked women in, and nor is the telegraph. It's just that in these papers, the models tend to be justified by some spurious healthcare article.

But in terms of nipple counts, the tabloids are way ahead.

I think it is wrong to blame Jordan for being who she is.

More a case of whines made from sour grapes - because very few of us are as wealthy and celebrated as she is.

I just manage to avoid Jordan anyway, so if you don't like her why keep tuning in, or buying the papers she's in? cos all you are doing is adding more figures to the end of her bank balance until it looks more like your account number.

agreed phan. I do manage to avoid jordan most of the time, it's just a bit annoying when TV is saturated with her. even the news. Though I don't watch much tv, or read many celebrity magazines. so I do avoid her more than most.

Originally posted by panda79
we are a bit i think lol
anyway has rick waller got a website ? bet its massive:loopy:

Aha, I finally know who you are talking about. Pop Idol Rik Waller.
I found him at www.bigrik.co.uk

At least the other one showed you his engine Funke :D

Ha Ha Fuzzy, you looked. He was hunky right?
He looked more useful than useless.

According to the radio last night, Jordan is dead....

...and just wants to be plain ole Kate Price from now on. And all this becuase Peter Andre fell in love with the "real her" - awwwwwww!

I like the Guardian (surprise ;) )

I'd change my name if Peter Andre fell in love with me too, and maybe move to Managua with a new face.

my vote goes for kurt cobain, its hard to be useful when you have been dead 10 years

Any one of the usual pair of presenters who now appear on every programme where someone is required to talk to camera for more than 15 seconds.

Collective term; a THICKET of celebs.

Originally posted by Sam Miguel
I would say that without a shadow of doubt, the most useless celebrity I can ever remember was none other than the not-so-great Sid Little.

What could and what did he actually do?

i built a brick fireplace for Sid Little in Torquay once!!!!

Originally posted by mojoworking
I'd like to nominate Ant & Dec. They haven't got half a personality between them!


Why listen to them then? Idiots nominate Idiots!!!

Originally posted by halevan
Why listen to them then? Idiots nominate Idiots!!!

That's a particularly stupid and unnecessarily aggressive thing to say. And it negates the entire point of the thread!

Believe me, I don't listen to/watch those Geordie tw*ts out of choice. Ant & Dec are like ***** in a field - they're everywhere! It's hard to miss them

hmm, i guess it goes between Rik Waller and Jordan...i mean they both have big ugly boobs and r both really really anoying...
i will have to vote Jordan cuz she paid for hers...

So did Rik, in pies though.

Wilf

That would have to be Max Cliffard.

Surely this is a trick question - they all are!!!

Tara Palmer-Tompkinson for me...
She's just famous for the sake of it - what's she done to deserve being in all the papers? She's a bit of a minger too if you aks me!

Originally posted by slimsid2000
That would have to be Max Cliffard.

Nah Max Clifford is one of the good guys.

He swore he would bring the Tory Party down because of what they had done to the NHS (his daughter has juvenile arthritis) - so he spent the 80s and 90s making sure that every tory sleaze story was splashed accross the headlines.


He's also a very nice man :)

Jade Goody

Obviously

Cannot think why you havent given her 100% of your vote

To quote her own words, she is "minging"

Originally posted by Phanerothyme
I'd change my name if Peter Andre fell in love with me too, and maybe move to Managua with a new face.


Funniest post of the month?

Originally posted by Phanerothyme
I'd change my name if Peter Andre fell in love with me too, and maybe move to Managua with a new face.

Maybe the only bit she ain't changed yet, but then again how could it get worse :o (oh you bitch). If she made it as big as those tits her head would explode, maybe better for all of us :thumbsup:

Completely useless celebrity, best use - trampoline:D or lifebouy:D

Originally posted by Phanerothyme
He's also a very nice man :)
That's not the impression I got from the Louis Theroux documentary, but maybe that was the intention.

Sorry to be unoriginal but I can't think of anything has hopeless as Jordan.

Umm, maybe if i got some plaggy tits I could get on the cover of Hello every month - it worked for Gazza didn't it? Gazza, he's pretty hopeless too and as for his fat mate 8 bellies or what ever his name was...

.....the one who introduces other celebs.

Why has no one mentioned Linda Barker?

Not just useless, but actually bringing down the poularity of DFS and Currys.

Worst celebrity?! Lloyd Grossman definitely.

I just hate his annoyingly baffling accent.... Apparently he's Canadian, and I know they can't pronounce the word "about" correctly but I've never heard any Canadian talk like Lloyd Grossman.

grossmans class! masterchef is quality, not on anymore though is it :(

yeah but Linda Barker's sexy!

OK, the DFS adverts are bad but not as bad as those Homebase ads, now they are low.