I'm a bad 'un for this (but DAB does have its advantages in being a doddle to retune to another station).

Which songs, when they come on the radio, don't make it into their second bar or beyond their intro because you simply cannot stand the thing?

Here's your starter for ten:

I Will Always Love You 'by' Whitney Houston;

and for an added bonus ANYTHING by the Lighthouse Family.

Then there's M People, Westlife, Robbie etc, etc......,

Nelly and that kind of caper... just all the r 'n' b/rap rubbish. oh and talentless pap.


Oh and as we are entering the festive season

Chris Rea - Driving home for xmas
Cliff -Millennium prayer ( and any other drivel that he spouts and claims as music)
Jonah Lewie's- Stop the Cavalry, Dum a ruddy Dum Dum!!!

and more recently
Darkness - Don't let the Bells End what were they thinking???

As soon as I hear anything by the Black Eyed Peas, I turn off, I really cannot stand them, and it seems everytime I turn Radio Hallam on they are playing one of their tunes.

Originally posted by littleboo
Cliff -Millennium prayer ( and any other drivel that he spouts and claims as music)



Wait till you hear Cliff's festive offering this year (I'd take a seat if I were you):

Cliff Richard, along with G4 (they of X-Factor 'fame') are recording a new version of....


.......................................



.......................................

(you ready?)



Miss You Nights.

(Someone tell me when it's January.)

Originally posted by Ousetunes
Wait till you hear Cliff's festive offering this year (I'd take a seat if I were you):

Cliff Richard, along with G4 (they of X-Factor 'fame') are recording a new version of....


.......................................



.......................................

(you ready?)



Miss You Nights.

(Someone tell me when it's January.)


Thanks for that, you have cheered me up soooooo much,:cry:

could the combination of two people/bands be any worse???

smug, Elder God sent to Earth to wreak havoc combined with telentless nobodys...... no wonder they are bringing 24 hour drinking in!!

YMCA always makes me cringe, plus birdy song, viva espania and all that sort of stuff. Not a fan of rap or jazz either.

Mind you, my opinion will count for very little if I happen to mention that I LIKE Cliff AND G4.......sorry guys.

Anything by Robbie Williams or Madonna.

Also songs which have been played to death, like I will always love you, anything I do I do it for you, This is how I remind you.


It makes me really mad when radio stations only play 2 or three songs by certain artists when they have hundreds of great songs.

E.g. Layla by eric clapton {especially if they miss off the piano bit at the end which I love more than the begging}

Stairway to heaven, what about something from Coda which we don't hear very often?

Having heard a very small snippet of Tony Christie's forthcoming Christmas single on Calendar last night, I expect to be turning off the radio on a regular basis (if indeed it gets any airplay at all)!

BTW - It's yet another version of Slade's Merry Xmas Everybody

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

because not only does the royalties go to an alledged paedo

but it reminds me of some of the wimmin I used to work with :hihi:

All depends on which station you listen too...

DAB's great!

Joss Stone :gag: Sends shivers down my spine!!
How her 'PR' team could have the gall to market her as the next Soul sensation.... :loopy:


Any manufactured pap : Sugababes, Robbie, Blue, Westlife, Will Young, Busted, ad nauseam.

Also, any 'shopping' music - M People, Mel C, Lighthouse Family, C Dion, ad infinitum.

Originally posted by Booch
Any manufactured pap : Sugababes, Robbie, Blue, Westlife, Will Young, Busted, ad nauseam.

Also, any 'shopping' music - M People, Mel C, Lighthouse Family, C Dion, ad infinitum.

A wise choice of total crap to be avoided, can I please add that nauseating tosser Chris de Burgh and anything that he has released.:gag: :gag: :gag:

L'il Kim - Lighters Up

I hate that song so much! and i thought she was in jail anyway...?!

Having visited several jam sessions in pubs, if I hear Mustang Sally once more anywhere, ever, I'll push twigs through my own eardrums.

any rnb song whats starts off with the sound affect of a crackly record been put on that and any pop idol type of song yuck

I hate with a passion that stupid titanic song Celion Dion should have been strangled at birth...in fact they probably tried and that is why she sounds like she does.
Oh and meatloaf :gag:

Originally posted by Mandem
As soon as I hear anything by the Black Eyed Peas, I turn off, I really cannot stand them, and it seems everytime I turn Radio Hallam on they are playing one of their tunes.

Couldn't agree more... espcially "naw naw naw naw dunt fornk with my hort"

unbearable.

I don't turn the radio on. What's the point? All you hear is the same, safe, bland rubbish repeated throughout the day.

Originally posted by Agent Gypo
I don't turn the radio on. What's the point? All you hear is the same, safe, bland rubbish repeated throughout the day.

The only music stations worth listening to are BBC.

The rest of them are purely about making themselves attractive to advertisers, so they just play lowest common denominator stuff.

Yeah stuff like Black Eyed Peas and that so called "R n B". It's just awful to listen to. As well as the stuff they put on Galaxy FM. Dog poo!

:rant:

Originally posted by absynthfairy
Couldn't agree more... espcially "naw naw naw naw dunt fornk with my hort"

unbearable.

There are far too many songs to mention that I hate but the new Black Eyed Peas one 'my humps, my humps' etc is the one that I cannot sit thru right now.

I could think of hundreds or tunes that make me want to reach for the dial, but my current "love to hate" is James Blunt.

Grrrr! This mans music is so inoffensive, it's offensive.

that stupid crazy frog if i get hold of the little purple **** i will make a french dish out of him
gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
:rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:

Originally posted by rad6380
There are far too many songs to mention that I hate but the new Black Eyed Peas one 'my humps, my humps' etc is the one that I cannot sit thru right now.

My humps, my humps, my humps my humps, my lovely lady lumps....WHAT?! Shut up! They really have started to sing about rubbish!

Cold play - Fix you. Fixed! Shut the hell up already! :rant:

Originally posted by adaline
Cold play - Fix you. Fixed! Shut the hell up already! :rant:

Is that the moany groany one because I like the one they performed at that mtv music awards or whatever the occasion was recently.

Any song by Take That, Girls Aloud, Bros, Gwen (squeaky)

Steffani, Spice Girls, that Frog,......oh boy the list is endless,
man....just endless!!!!!!!!!!
Daniel O'Donnel OMG!!!!!! please do not sing......Pleeeeeease!!!

Anything by Coldplay - Whiney sub-Radiohead rubbish.
The Drugs Don't Work - the Verve - Too depressing.

Anything by Robbie Williams :gag: :suspect: :loopy: :rant:

Originally posted by ppn_2204
Anything by Coldplay - Whiney sub-Radiohead rubbish.
Too damn right! I wonder if suicide rates have went up while coldplay were on charts...

Anything by Celine Dion or Whitney Houston- they make it (singing) sound like such hard work:gag: :gag:

baker street by gerry rafferty
makes me feel like slittin mi wrists












ps I'm not a bird

Originally posted by Yodameister
The only music stations worth listening to are BBC.

The rest of them are purely about making themselves attractive to advertisers, so they just play lowest common denominator stuff.

The BBC are as guilty as peddling lowest common denominator rubbish as anyone else.

Though some of their online stations are ok.

Anything by Cliff Richard, Chris De Burgh, Celine Dion, Chas n' Dave, Status Quo, Dire Straits and Robbie Williams makes the gorge rise. All are simply unbearable for various reasons. Other vilenesses include Geri Halliwell, Craig David, Steps and Will Young. To be frank, most popular music is unutterable filth and rubbish.

anything by keane

or coldplay - middle of the road..boring..cant stand them

Any Cliff Richard songs

Anything by any of these crap teeny bopper groups that are 10 a penny these days... Even though a mate of mine is convinced I'm a Westlife fan just cos I bought one of their singles about 2 years ago... :loopy:

Originally posted by timo
Anything by Cliff Richard, Chris De Burgh, Celine Dion, Chas n' Dave, Status Quo, Dire Straits and Robbie Williams makes the gorge rise. All are simply unbearable for various reasons. Other vilenesses include Geri Halliwell, Craig David, Steps and Will Young. To be frank, most popular music is unutterable filth and rubbish.

Chas and Dave brought us Snooker Loopy - one of the worst songs ever accompanied by one of the worst videos ever. Who wants to see Dennis Taylor and Steve Davis singing?

However, they released a cracking song in 1982 called Ain't No Pleasing You, totally unlike Rabbit and all that East End Geezer stuff.

But as for all the others - oh hark, Mr Graig David is on as I type - BANG, off goes the radio.

Anything introduced my sara cox.

I swap radio stations at least three times every journey, If the song that comes on is not to my taste I go hopping stations for something I do like.

I only have to hear sara cox whining and it;s enough to make me bypass radio 1, without waiting to hear what the next track is.

Anything by Sean Paul! :mad:

Originally posted by LoopyLou
Anything introduced my sara cox.

I swap radio stations at least three times every journey, If the song that comes on is not to my taste I go hopping stations for something I do like.

I only have to hear sara cox whining and it;s enough to make me bypass radio 1, without waiting to hear what the next track is.


She is too busy talking about her 'breasticles' most of the time. God.

Originally posted by Ousetunes
Chas and Dave brought us Snooker Loopy - one of the worst songs ever accompanied by one of the worst videos ever. Who wants to see Dennis Taylor and Steve Davis singing?

Dear Ousetunes,

the song is catchy and memorable however, and it is the only way I remember which balls to pot when I am playing snooker. Thank God for Snooker Loopy, saves me embarrasment every time. :thumbsup: :clap:

The sound of Chris Moyle's voice instantly makes me want to turn the radio off.

:gag: :gag: :gag:

Somewhere Else by Razorlight. The guy sounds like Cartman out of South Park due to his lazy singing style and the lyrics are utter sh*te!

I met a girl.....she asked me my name....I told her what it waaas....

Please! A bit of imagination would be nice. :gag: When this song comes on the radio I really really wish I could be somewhere else but here!!! :roll:

ver very very nice