What do you think of Denise Van Outen (http://www.cinema-stars.com/DeniseVanOuten/images/53.jpg) ?

nice to look at...common as muck when she talks... seems like a ladette.. never been that fond.

Slim, what do you think of Denise Van Outen?

I like her in the picture on the right, but i agree she is a bit common.

I think she is a good television presenter. Bit of an annoying voice though. Or do you want comments on the photos?

I think that she is very bright and intelligent with lots of talents like acting and singing.
But she is only used as an annoying presenter.

She is like a more tasteful and good looking version of Zoe Ball, who because she's been to acting school can speak clearly and look good on camera.

Originally posted by muddycoffee
She is like a more tasteful and good looking version of Zoe Ball, who because she's been to acting school can speak clearly and look good on camera.
I'd have said that Zoe Ball was far better looking...but then I am known for my unconventional taste in looks.

The combination of Denise Van Outen and the talentless Johnny Vaughn still sends shivers down my spine.

She once won Rear of the Year - as did Charlotte Church.

Here (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dvopics/) is a Yahoo group i set up last year. I have since passed it on to someone else.

Originally posted by slimsid2000
She once won Rear of the Year - as did Charlotte Church.

Here (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dvopics/) is a Yahoo group i set up last year. I have since passed it on to someone else.

Oh god. SlimSid has become EVEN MORE creepy than usual.

:gag: :gag: :gag:

"In time the pictures will be placed in folders according to which of Denise's lovely features is most prominantly displayed."


:gag: :gag::( :( :gag: :gag: :o

Originally posted by Carmine
I'd have said that Zoe Ball was far better looking...but then I am known for my unconventional taste in looks.

That's amazing, I though that everyone thought Zoe Ball looked revolting. It's her nose. And the fact that she can't speak without gabbling.

ugh :gag:

If she didn't have an extremely talented and famous dad she probably wouldn't be working in media at all.

Ah man yeah, she's really nice to look and she seems a good laugh! Ful lcredit to her!!

http://www.usemycomputer.com/indeximages/women/Denise.VanOuten/aaf.jpg

Originally posted by JBee
Oh god. SlimSid has become EVEN MORE creepy than usual.

:gag: :gag: :gag:

"In time the pictures will be placed in folders according to which of Denise's lovely features is most prominantly displayed."


:gag: :gag::( :( :gag: :gag: :o

That is my convention when creating yahoo groups. Check out my home page for another example.

I fail to find anything creepy about it though

Originally posted by slimsid2000
I fail to find anything creepy about it though

No offence, but that's probably why you can't get a girlfriend!!!!

Have to agree that arranging the navigation of a website dedicated to Denise Van Outen by body part is creepy, creepy!

Originally posted by muddycoffee
That's amazing, I though that everyone thought Zoe Ball looked revolting. It's her nose. And the fact that she can't speak without gabbling.

ugh :gag:

If she didn't have an extremely talented and famous dad she probably wouldn't be working in media at all.
I agree about the famous dad point.

But on the first, I've never been normal!

Zoe Ball = Ferenghi.

But saying that, I'd rather go out for a drink with Zoe Ball than Denise :thumbsup:

Originally posted by LellyBee
Zoe Ball = Ferenghi.

Could you explain what Ferenghi is please I have never heard of it/them.

Next Generation with Jean Luc Picard. Ferenghi was the alien looking bloke who ran the bar on board :thumbsup: Got a broad nose and rather large ears that stuck out ;)

Originally posted by LellyBee
Next Generation with Jean Luc Picard. Ferenghi was the alien looking bloke who ran the bar on board :thumbsup: Got a broad nose and rather large ears that stuck out ;)
Ahem...think you mean Deep Space Nine. Quark was the Ferengi who owned the aptly named "Quark's" on the promenade deck of the spacestation.

Hmmm, was sure it was Next Generation but indeed it is the same Ferengi that I mean. I did spell it wrong in the original post ;)

http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/library/aliens/article/70601.html

Originally posted by LellyBee
Hmmm, was sure it was Next Generation but indeed it is the same Ferengi that I mean. I did spell it wrong in the original post ;)

http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/library/aliens/article/70601.html
Armin Shimmerman played Quark in DS9, but he was also one of the Ferengi crewmen in the first TNG episode in which the race appeared.

So you were 50% right.:thumbsup:

Originally posted by muddycoffee
Could you explain what Ferenghi is please I have never heard of it/them.

Ferengi (http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/gallery/contimission/ferengi-whip.jpg)

Slimsid, you are either the creepiest man alive or a comic genius. I haven't laughed so much in ages.

If I was Denise Van outen I might not find it so amusing though....

Originally posted by JBee
Oh god. SlimSid has become EVEN MORE creepy than usual.

:gag: :gag: :gag:

"In time the pictures will be placed in folders according to which of Denise's lovely features is most prominantly displayed."


:gag: :gag::( :( :gag: :gag: :o

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Originally posted by LellyBee
Zoe Ball = Ferenghi.


:clap: Classic - Post of the Month award please!


Denise Van Outen? - wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting :suspect:

I try not to think of Denise Van Outen. She is vulgar, immature and possesses the most inane sense of puerile humour. I recall her announcing on 'Big Breakfast' [a more accurate name for the former morning tv show would be 'Pig's Breakfast'] that her 'guts stank'. What a disgusting, charmless trollop she is! Together with Marmoset-lookalike, Zoe Ball and demented, roaming retard, Sarah Cox we have a trio of foul-mouthed, flatulent 'ladette' turn-offs for men. Bring back the Ducking Stool.

Originally posted by LellyBee
Zoe Ball = Ferenghi.


Harsh, LellyBee, very harsh - but very funny! :thumbsup:

StarSparkle

Originally posted by timo
I try not to think of Denise Van Outen. She is vulgar, immature and possesses the most inane sense of puerile humour. I recall her announcing on 'Big Breakfast' [a more accurate name for the former morning tv show would be 'Pig's Breakfast'] that her 'guts stank'. What a disgusting, charmless trollop she is! Together with Marmoset-lookalike, Zoe Ball and demented, roaming retard, Sarah Cox we have a trio of foul-mouthed, flatulent 'ladette' turn-offs for men. Bring back the Ducking Stool.

Don't beat about the bush Timo, just say what you really mean :D

Originally posted by StarSparkle
Harsh, LellyBee, very harsh - but very funny! :thumbsup:

StarSparkle

Must be nearly that time of the month :blush: , got my Be-atch head on ;)

Originally posted by timo
I try not to think of Denise Van Outen. She is vulgar, immature and possesses the most inane sense of puerile humour. I recall her announcing on 'Big Breakfast' [a more accurate name for the former morning tv show would be 'Pig's Breakfast'] that her 'guts stank'. What a disgusting, charmless trollop she is! Together with Marmoset-lookalike, Zoe Ball and demented, roaming retard, Sarah Cox we have a trio of foul-mouthed, flatulent 'ladette' turn-offs for men. Bring back the Ducking Stool.

Denise perhaps then a candidate for that classic thread of yours 'Who Has The Most Slappable Face In Entertainment' Timo. Or maybe another part of her anatomy could be subjected to the slap? ;) :D ;)

Daverity,
Van Outen's bottom is too small, flat and boyish for spanking. To make full use of the various antique flagellant devices I have at my disposal at Timo Towers [some dating back to Milice use in Vichy France], one requires a more robustly-built female with generous,womanly buttocks.

If I decide to resurrect the 'Most Slappable Face in Entertainment' thread [one of the most popular threads of all time], I shall certainly consider Van Outen's horribly 'perky' visage for a neuralgia-inducing walloping.

Re Zoe Ball, on reflection, I would rather take my pleasure with the Ferengi, or failing that some beast of the field.

Originally posted by Yodameister
Slimsid, you are either the creepiest man alive or a comic genius. I haven't laughed so much in ages.

If I was Denise Van outen I might not find it so amusing though....

That's a pity because i was hoping she would see the website and ask me out.:heyhey:

Originally posted by slimsid2000
That's a pity because i was hoping she would see the website and ask me out.:heyhey:

You would probably only turn her down, like you did with Msbehavin.:loopy:

If she wore the shorts in that picture I would be very tempted not to turn nher down.

Dirty, Gobby, Slapper, Common, Trollop, Ladette, Cockney, Tart...

Would'nt say no after a few beers though :rolleyes:

Denise Van Outen, was extremely attractive til she did the 'now I must be a size 6 with a body of pure sinew and bone' thang.
Zoe ball , never got it, still dont get it, never will get it, looks and sounds like a 14 year old schoolboy , only freakishly tall.

Lorraine Kelly.... see 'which celeb would you like to spend the night with' thread for further details :heyhey:

Sharpsinger,
I agree entirely that Zoe Ball 'looks and sounds like a 14 year old schoolboy'. Adding to her general unattractiveness is her tendency to behave like one too. This goes for Sarah Cox and Van Outen too. They remind me of a trio of maladjusted, 'remedial'-level schoolgirls [the sort who sat at the back making plasticine worms in the early 70s] bunking off lessons rather than the 'feisty, independent young women' we are entreated to admire and respect.

At least, with the trained ear, it is possible to understand the general verbal content of that which Van Outen and Ball attempt to communicate. In Cox's case, as I have said before, she appears to speak a mixture of strangulated, 18th century rural Lancastrian with a speech impediment, and the click-language of the Kalahari Bushmen. Even friends of mine from Cox's native Bolton cannot understand a word of what the wonky-legged moron is shrieking. If her fellow Lancastrians haven't the foggiest, what hope is there for the wider public? The ludicrous truth emerging is that nobody but Cox [and possibly Van Outen and Ball] actually understands what the 'broadcaster' and 'presenter' is actually saying. Cox may as well be emitting high-pitched signwaves.

I had tried to blank 'coxy' from my mind, those immense gnashers, that vacant stare, the voice that has her fellow lancastrians vomiting blood, and the general stink of the fact that she is ROTTEN TO THE CORE!!!!:rant: :loopy:


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