Went to Poundland today. A trip out for me.

The amount of skin care stuff was amazing. And rather cheap.

I'm not getting any younger, and I have hit the stage in my life where I think its all going downhill. In the body and face department. This is depressing to say the least. I hate looking at trendy young people that look young.

I'm now on a mission to halt the ravages of time (and booze and a terrible diet) to make myself look younger and feel younger. Your opines on the help I need is most welcome.

liposucton and surgery..........:)

Want to look younger?

Surround yourself with eighty year olds.

liposucton and surgery..........:)

It's too expensive. Botox is the way to go, but that requires more money and people sticking some kinda rat urine into your head. No way I'm doing that.

Body shop at Meadowhall ?

water and fresh air,:)

Want to look younger?

Surround yourself with eighty year olds.

I don't get out much, and the thought of hanging with 80 years olds would make me think and act like them. I would become an even bigger wreck of a human bean.

Well, I would say this but, don't smoke, eat natural sensible foods AND only use natural skincare products containing no harmful chemicals (not tested on animals).

Body shop at Meadowhall ?


Last time I went into one of those trendy shops with 79 pound price tags for a bar of soap, I got followed by the security team. I just don't fit in with the that whole Yaris team. Sorry.

Well, I would say this but, don't smoke, eat natural sensible foods AND only use natural skincare products containing no harmful chemicals (not tested on animals).

But all that stuff costs a fortune. I agree with the no testing on animals bit. Christ, if something was cheap and not tested and worked. they can test it me anytime. I don't have nothing to lose. Apart from a new head and stuff.

Well my babe your perfect as u are.
1.Botox
2.Facelift
3.council facelift

Try Natio skincare from Debenhams it's a natural range from Australia.

Went to Poundland today. A trip out for me.

The amount of skin care stuff was amazing. And rather cheap.

I'm not getting any younger, and I have hit the stage in my life where I think its all going downhill. In the body and face department. This is depressing to say the least. I hate looking at trendy young people that look young.

I'm now on a mission to halt the ravages of time (and booze and a terrible diet) to make myself look younger and feel younger. Your opines on the help I need is most welcome.

Why don't you just accept yourself for who you are. What do you want to change to look younger. We all are going to get older instead of seeing it as negative, embrace it. I can't wait to hit my thirties, forties. I see it as a positive, even my sixties :D growing old & bitter hehe. Seriously, even the trendy young people are going to get old one day ;)

Get rich, then looks don't matter

Seriously, even the trendy young people are going to get old one day ;)

of course you'll be dead before then

of course you'll be dead before then

I never you could predict my future. Do you have the numbers for tom's lotto too?

But all that stuff costs a fortune. I agree with the no testing on animals bit. Christ, if something was cheap and not tested and worked. they can test it me anytime. I don't have nothing to lose. Apart from a new head and stuff.

Our products are sensibly priced (no VAT increse yet) and they are tested - on humans. Makes sense really. A human can tell you immediately if a product is OK or not without having enduring prolonged torture like animal testing causes.

Well my babe your perfect as u are.
1.Botox
2.Facelift
3.council facelift

My partner wears that look everyday, from her birth. God knows how many rubber bands I've bought her.

I don't have long hair Flowers babes, it's not an option. x

Our products are sensibly priced (no VAT increse yet) and they are tested - on humans. Makes sense really. A human can tell you immediately if a product is OK or not without having enduring prolonged torture like animal testing causes.


If you have anything new, test 'em on me.

Try Natio skincare from Debenhams it's a natural range from Australia.

Sorry but reviewing just one product (Gentle Foaming Facial Cleanser) I see it contains a lot of strong chemicals including Parabens (associated with cancer according to Wikipedia). For some manufacturers, Parabens is used as an anti-fungicide which allows the use of plain water rather than purified water and means that equipment doesn't have to be cleaned as often.

If you have anything new, test 'em on me.

Come and see us. We have "testers" for many products.

Come and see us. We have "testers" for many products.

Could you make me look like Brad Pitt? On a good day?

A modern haircut works wonders, Botox I've read needs constant upkeep - I'm not sure what feature/s are your problem if it's facial a chin tuck or half-face lift can be done with a loan, if your partner thinks you are ok why bother?

I could give you make up lessons for free.Teach you how to contour your face cover wrinkles and bags.

A modern haircut works wonders, Botox I've read needs constant upkeep - I'm not sure what feature/s are your problem if it's facial a chin tuck or half-face lift can be done with a loan, if your partner thinks you are ok why bother?

Where are modern haircuts at, that don't cost a bloody fortune? I want a modern haircut. (one that will stand up to a hard hat being on for eight hours and still look great ideally)

Where are modern haircuts at, that don't cost a bloody fortune? I want a modern haircut. (one that will stand up to a hard hat being on for eight hours and still look great ideally)

Don't you meet any rich women when you're digging the garden?:P

I could give you make up lessons for free.Teach you how to contour your face cover wrinkles and bags.

That hit a nerve :hihi: :D

Where are modern haircuts at, that don't cost a bloody fortune? I want a modern haircut. (one that will stand up to a hard hat being on for eight hours and still look great ideally)

Hmmmm how about doing it yourself using this?
http://www.amazon.co.uk/BaByliss-Men-7435U-Easy-Clipper/dp/B002FGTIZU

Could you make me look like Brad Pitt? On a good day?

Depends on how much you look like Brad Pitt on a good day to start with.

Where are modern haircuts at, that don't cost a bloody fortune? I want a modern haircut. (one that will stand up to a hard hat being on for eight hours and still look great ideally)

Women hate guys on viagra Andy. I know this from reading google.

That hit a nerve :hihi: :D

Hey models use haemorrhoid cream to get rid of bags.If it's good enough for them.

Hmmmm how about doing it yourself using this?
http://www.amazon.co.uk/BaByliss-Men-7435U-Easy-Clipper/dp/B002FGTIZU

Hedges I can do, hair..no, I'd end up looking like a concentration camp inmate

Depends on how much you look like Brad Pitt on a good day to start with.

With good darkness, and a blurred picture bloke on ten cans of special brew with a vga camera, very close in my book.

I'd heard that haemorrhoid cream - when applied to facial skin - can have serious psychotropic side effects.

Hey models use haemorrhoid cream to get rid of bags.If it's good enough for them.


Don't mention piles babes. That's another thread. You wonder why I rest my weary frame on a deck chair with holes in . . .

Hedges I can do, hair..no, I'd end up looking like a concentration camp inmate

How about a new style? Perhaps short on top longer (slightly) sides. That is a sexy style.

Hey models use haemorrhoid cream to get rid of bags.If it's good enough for them.

I did try that but it didnt work.


I did consider liposuction at one point but then I heard they can accidently vacuum out internal organs that youre using.:rolleyes:

I did try that but it didnt work.


I did consider liposuction at one point but then I heard they can accidently vacuum out internal organs that youre using.:rolleyes:

Lord woman which surgeon did such a thing?.

I'd heard that haemorrhoid cream - when applied to facial skin - can have serious psychotropic side effects.

It makes you think that the electric fire is telling you to go and make love to a whitewashed brickwall? Tell you now, no way I'm rubbing that stuff on me. No way.

How about a new style? Perhaps short on top longer (slightly) sides. That is a sexy style.

Steady on, only just got over a slightly forward swept cut. And that was over a month ago so that's all gone to hell. Need a good haircut, it's annoying me now. (PS your pm's aren't working) :)

With good darkness, and a blurred picture bloke on ten cans of special brew with a vga camera, very close in my book.

If we keep the light behind you and we're comparing the rresult to the Gypsy fighter in the film Snatch or the main character in the film Fight Clib, then the answer's "yes".

I did try that but it didnt work.


I did consider liposuction at one point but then I heard they can accidently vacuum out internal organs that youre using.:rolleyes:

I can see that happening. Some hoovers can suck up mega soiled carpets. That, are literally cemented to the floor. It could happen on body bits inside the body.

If we keep the light behind you and we're comparing the rresult to the Gypsy fighter in the film Snatch or the main character in the film Fight Clib, then the answer's "yes".

I'd go with that.

I'm now on a mission to halt the ravages of time (and booze and a terrible diet) to make myself look younger and feel younger. Your opines on the help I need is most welcome.

Smile. A smile lifts the face, and helps stop jowls from drooping round your neck. Also, a lot of older people look miserable, and the scowl becomes permanent. Not a good look. ;)

And lastly, smiling makes you feel better, and its much nicer for everyone else to look at. :)

I'd go with that.

Great. You fight Gorgeous George tomorrow night. BTW, you go down in the "third".

Steady on, only just got over a slightly forward swept cut. And that was over a month ago so that's all gone to hell. Need a good haircut, it's annoying me now. (PS your pm's aren't working) :)

Hold on a few mins mybabes I will fix it.

Smile. A smile lifts the face, and helps stop jowls from drooping round your neck. Also, a lot of older people look miserable, and the scowl becomes permanent. Not a good look. ;)

And lastly, smiling makes you feel better, and its much nicer for everyone else to look at. :)

I agree. The only problem is smiling. I can do an earnest grin as such, but that's probably worst than frowning.

Great. You fight Gorgeous George tomorrow night. BTW, you go down in the "third".

That's OK with me.

Where are modern haircuts at, that don't cost a bloody fortune? I want a modern haircut. (one that will stand up to a hard hat being on for eight hours and still look great ideally)

Ok my babe Pm is fixed feel free to PM xx.

How to look ten years younger instantly : stand further away.:rolleyes:

Great. You fight Gorgeous George tomorrow night. BTW, you go down in the "third".


And after you've done that, he'll probably expect you to feign unconsciousness.

How to look ten years younger instantly : stand further away.:rolleyes:

Or blow on your specs.

And after you've done that, he'll probably expect you to feign unconsciousness.


I can do that right now :hihi:

Smile. A smile lifts the face, and helps stop jowls from drooping round your neck. Also, a lot of older people look miserable, and the scowl becomes permanent. Not a good look. ;)

And lastly, smiling makes you feel better, and its much nicer for everyone else to look at. :)

Any chance of you telling esme and mort that at the next mod team meeting? Seriously, it would make the forum a much more fun place if they got their heads round that concept.

Or blow on your specs.

I believe exercise is the key. This morning I rode the exercise bike for an hour. If it was a real bike, I would have been in town by now.!:rolleyes:

But you'd probably have had to walk back. Somebody wouldve nicked it. ;)

I believe exercise is the key. This morning I rode the exercise bike for an hour. If it was a real bike, I would have been in town by now.!:rolleyes:

The one I had, in my early 20's, would have made it to the garden fence.

Drink some H20.It'll change your life.

Drink some H20.It'll change your life.

Never liked that band.

What's this muck stuff you put on your face? And those fish that nibble at you?

never liked that band.

What's this muck stuff you put on your face? And those fish that nibble at you?

garra rufa fish

garra rufa fish

Can you stick a Dragons Den blokes patented gold fish bowl on ones head? If so, I'm up for it.

Can you stick a Dragons Den blokes patented gold fish bowl on ones head? If so, I'm up for it.

Lets try it

Never liked that band.

What's this muck stuff you put on your face? And those fish that nibble at you?

I fear you are probably too far gone for mere fish to render any improvement to your fizzog.

However, I'm currently looking after an old Staffy who loves to nibble feet. With a bit of training, I'm sure I could persuade him to nibble on faces, and you could be the volunteer to prove how effective this ground-breaking new treatment is!

But you'll have to make your mind up quickly, he's only here for another week or so! :hihi:

Lets try it

The bloke with the coloured socks would say 'I'm out'. I would like his teeth though.

From 6ft away, I look like some classy dame. From 2ft away, I look like you should be looking at me from 6ft away.:rolleyes:

Getting in shape is a good way of looking younger.

losing the excess weight, and becoming leaner and fitter is a good start, and if you lose the double chin then that goes a long way to looking younger.

Obviously, getting in shape can't change certain things such as grey hair - the solution to that one is a bottle of hair dye.

There are other factors such as genetics and nothing can change that.

Some people who are 45 have barely a wrinckle, yet another person at 25 could come with all the benefits of ageing younger, grey hair, perhaps baldness, hair growing out their ears and nose, and of course wrinkles

Try exercise as someone mentioned it will keep you slim trim and tones.

From 6ft away, I look like some classy dame. From 2ft away, I look like you should be looking at me from 6ft away.:rolleyes:

His words when he got close to you was "It was a strange smell"

Getting in shape is a good way of looking younger.

losing the excess weight, and becoming leaner and fitter is a good start, and if you lose the double chin then that goes a long way to looking younger.

Obviously, getting in shape can't change certain things such as grey hair - the solution to that one is a bottle of hair dye.

There are other factors such as genetics and nothing can change that.

Some people who are 45 have barely a wrinckle, yet another person at 25 could come with all the benefits of ageing younger, grey hair, perhaps baldness, hair growing out their ears and nose, and of course wrinkles

That's true, I try to exercise as much as I can, usually try to make it exciting by using props but you should be careful because I once got a little TOO excited with Dolly before long and the blow up sheep popped. :o

That's true, I try to exercise as much as I can, usually try to make it exciting by using props but you should be careful because I once got a little TOO excited with Dolly before long and the blow up sheep popped. :o

Thats cause your too slow :hihi:

Ply them with more alcohol.

Try exercise as someone mentioned it will keep you slim trim and tones.

There has to be an easier way.

There has to be an easier way.

SEX is good exercise x

SEX is good exercise x

Oh! Don't go there. My right hand is abnormally larger than my left. Cue . . .

Fresh Air.
Water.
Sleep.
Exercise.
Good fresh food
Vaseline.
And a good laugh every day.
It is not rocket science and does not cost a lot if anything.

Fresh Air.
Water.
Sleep.
Exercise.
Good fresh food
Vaseline.
And a good laugh every day.
It is not rocket science and does not cost a lot if anything.

I love gays, but I'm not gay myself.

i love gays, but i'm not gay myself.

ymca......btw happy b'day u sexy beast x

Went to Poundland today. A trip out for me.

The amount of skin care stuff was amazing. And rather cheap.

I'm not getting any younger, and I have hit the stage in my life where I think its all going downhill. In the body and face department. This is depressing to say the least. I hate looking at trendy young people that look young.

I'm now on a mission to halt the ravages of time (and booze and a terrible diet) to make myself look younger and feel younger. Your opines on the help I need is most welcome.

i can't wait till my hair turns gray and i have a few wrinkles. dyed some of my hair gray a few years back but didn't look right. can't wait to 'look' old, and be old.

Just put a paper bag over your head. Its cheaper and more acceptable for the poor sods that have to look at you...:)

Plenty of water and a good skincare routine....cleanser, toner, moisturiser....and a night cream if you are over 25 x

you could simply just grow old and look old and be old.

a few teaspoons of coconut oil daily

very stabe for cooking at high temperatures like frying

i use it as moisturiser for my hands,as conditioner on my hair.

natures wonderfood


http://www.organicfacts.net/organic-oils/organic-coconut-oil/health-benefits-of-coconut-oil.html

Aloe Vera gel under the eyes every night gets rid of eye bags.

Aloe Vera gel under the eyes every night gets rid of eye bags.

Is Vera Duckworth still with us?

Went to Poundland today. A trip out for me.

The amount of skin care stuff was amazing. And rather cheap.

I'm not getting any younger, and I have hit the stage in my life where I think its all going downhill. In the body and face department. This is depressing to say the least. I hate looking at trendy young people that look young.

I'm now on a mission to halt the ravages of time (and booze and a terrible diet) to make myself look younger and feel younger. Your opines on the help I need is most welcome.

you probably wont look any younger but you could try to become more interesting, looks aren't everything.

Drink at least 2 litres of water each day.

Eat loads be merry be happy.

Don't pop spots! My friend once squeezed a blackhead the size of a 5p coin, it was fun to watch... it left an awfully big hole though.

Smile. A smile lifts the face, and helps stop jowls from drooping round your neck. Also, a lot of older people look miserable, and the scowl becomes permanent. Not a good look. ;)

And lastly, smiling makes you feel better, and its much nicer for everyone else to look at. :)Totally agree! you only have to look at John Prescott for a permanent scowl,and also son of Prescott, Ed Balls will soon follow.

I love gays, but I'm not gay myself.

I could not stop laughing at this.:hihi::hihi:
I know Vaseline has a thousand and one uses but I can assure you I only use it on my face,:hihi::hihi:

Use a lemon mudmask.

Don't pop spots! My friend once squeezed a blackhead the size of a 5p coin, it was fun to watch... it left an awfully big hole though.

Jesus! How did the hole get filled in?

you probably wont look any younger but you could try to become more interesting, looks aren't everything.

I find you interesting :hihi:

I could not stop laughing at this.:hihi::hihi:
I know Vaseline has a thousand and one uses but I can assure you I only use it on my face,:hihi::hihi:

Thank you. TBH, it was my mistake. Old vase was used by older gays to make themselves more 'hole some' to others. My ex mate, Bernard, says that KY is the way to go.

I want to know how old you are :suspect:

bet you are only in your thirties ........ and thats not old :rant::D

I want to know how old you are :suspect:

bet you are only in your thirties ........ and thats not old :rant::D

I must admit, I do lie about my age. It's a reflex deal :confused:

I must admit, I do lie about my age. It's a reflex deal :confused:

I tell everyone I am 65...then I look really young :) great trick ;)

I tell everyone I am 65...then I look really young :) great trick ;)

It's the best one in the book, I think another poster said something about hanging around OAP's in wheelchairs, that would make us look like somebody young in a band.

as a mere man i like a natural looking woman no make up short blonde hair nivea only for the face. oops im describing my wife she looks and acts 20 years younger than she is.

as a mere man i like a natural looking woman no make up short blonde hair nivea only for the face. oops im describing my wife she looks and acts 20 years younger than she is.

Aww that is so sweet.

Jesus! How did the hole get filled in?

Playdough. :shakes:

Wall filler?

Wall filler?

There's that stuff that women and TV blokes wear, foundation I think, lob loads of that stuff maybe? X

Playdough. :shakes:

or even Polyfilla ?:roll:

or even Polyfilla ?:roll:


I tried that stuff, and it gave me a rash :hihi:

Drink lots of water, less E-numbers

Use moisturiser (nivea's cheap enough)

Breathe properly, and get plenty of fresh air

:D

Drink lots of water, less E-numbers

Use moisturiser (nivea's cheap enough)

Breathe properly, and get plenty of fresh air

:D

Don't use Nivea without looking at the ingredients. Some products contain Parabens. Also, their web site appears to confirm that they test their ingredients on animals.

Use moisturiser (nivea's cheap enough)


Use something like E45 if you want a cheap general moisturiser, Nivea is full of additives and chemicals.

Use something like E45 if you want a cheap general moisturiser, Nivea is full of additives and chemicals.

I love the smell of nivea........:love:

Phony hair, mud packs and body girdles

Went to Poundland today. A trip out for me.

The amount of skin care stuff was amazing. And rather cheap.

I'm not getting any younger, and I have hit the stage in my life where I think its all going downhill. In the body and face department. This is depressing to say the least. I hate looking at trendy young people that look young.

I'm now on a mission to halt the ravages of time (and booze and a terrible diet) to make myself look younger and feel younger. Your opines on the help I need is most welcome.

just grow old gracefully rampent :)

if you are a beautiful person on the inside you will always be beautiful, no matter how old you are :)

just grow old gracefully rampent :)

if you are a beautiful person on the inside you will always be beautiful, no matter how old you are :)

Yes but being beautiful both internally and out-ternally is the best! :D

Yes but being beautiful both internally and out-ternally is the best! :D

thats just bloody greedy :rant::D

Drinking lots of water makes your skin clearer and makes your skin glow :).

Drinking lots of water makes your skin clearer and makes your skin glow :).

pity it dosent work the same with wine.........I would look 18 :hihi:

just grow old gracefully rampent :)

if you are a beautiful person on the inside you will always be beautiful, no matter how old you are :)

That's my problem though. I'm great on the inside, but look like a wreck on the outside. Even dogs don't lick me. :confused:

pity it dosent work the same with wine.........I would look 18 :hihi:

If Stella had water like props, I would be living in that Playboys blokes mansion. And batting all the nubiles of me. :roll:

That's my problem though. I'm great on the inside, but look like a wreck on the outside. Even dogs don't lick me. :confused:

do you know what .....its the opposite way round with me :confused:

dogs love lickin me :roll:

do you know what .....its the opposite way round with me :confused:

dogs love lickin me :roll:

I read something on google, when it works for me mind, that dogs only lick good looking people, and one's that have heathly glows. You are very lucky :(

pity it dosent work the same with wine.........I would look 18 :hihi:

I know lol well at least water is calorie free.