at 2 o'clock in the afternoon:o :o :o :o :o ive just been to pick a ladder up from shalesmoor,the place i go to is on the back streets and with all the road works down there loads of the little side streets are blocked off,so as i 'm slowly driving down looking for the street i want a bird resembling a cross betwwen worzel gummage and waynetta slob smiles at me,being the polite person that i am i smiles back...."looking for buisness" she says:o :o :o :o

you should have said,

Yes please Love

" a ladder business, do you know where it is "

Did she offer to wring your chammy for you ?

I have heard they only charge a couple of quid, and if you're skint they will do it for a cigarette

Originally posted by nick2
Did she offer to wring your chammy for you ?

She must have been chuffin skint. :hihi: :hihi:

Originally posted by nick2
Did she offer to wring your chammy for you ?

Sounds like she had it on her head going on Kirky's description.

Watch it Kirky, I know that "men and motors" were filming down there a while ago - it was shown on one of the police programmes late at night.

Think it was "crime fighters"

one of the lads i used to work with down on langsett road walked home that way at 5pm and was asked if he would like business when he said no she said get it while its still fresh :o

Originally posted by sheff_joe
you should have said,

Yes please Love

" a ladder business, do you know where it is "

So yeah!

It was probably innocent :rolleyes:

Originally posted by viking
She must have been chuffin skint. :hihi: :hihi:

Was going to say "Hard up" But I would have left mi self Wide open. :hihi:

Originally posted by valentine
I have heard they only charge a couple of quid, and if you're skint they will do it for a cigarette

how you know that:o

a few years ago i was walking near the top of trippet lane and 2 ladies asked me if i wanted to have a good time i said no thank you ive just had a ****:P :P :P

Originally posted by panda79
how you know that:o

a few years ago i was walking near the top of trippet lane and 2 ladies asked me if i wanted to have a good time i said no thank you ive just had a ****:P :P :P

Because my sister works in a factory down there, and the men that she works with get asked all the time if they are interested.

One of them got stopped and the lady offered herself for £20.00, the man in question wasn't interested and said no, she kept lowering the price and he kept saying no and eventually she offer herself for 2 cigarettes. He had to say no then because he didn't smoke.

Originally posted by viking
I would have left mi self Wide open. :hihi:

I think that was her idea

Originally posted by f_g
one of the lads i used to work with down on langsett road walked home that way at 5pm and was asked if he would like business when he said no she said get it while its still fresh :o

I was once propositioned at around 8:30pm one evening when I was on my way to the 24hr computer room on Mappin Street. She asked if I wanted any business, I said no, so she then replied:

"Go on, I'll do you cheap"

:hihi:

Originally posted by kirky
at 2 o'clock in the afternoon:o :o :o :o :o ive just been to pick a ladder up from shalesmoor,the place i go to is on the back streets and with all the road works down there loads of the little side streets are blocked off,so as i 'm slowly driving down looking for the street i want a bird resembling a cross betwwen worzel gummage and waynetta slob smiles at me,being the polite person that i am i smiles back...."looking for buisness" she says:o :o :o :o

Did she have a ladder in her tights?:D

Originally posted by drolnhoj
Did she have a ladder in her tights?:D

looked like a pair of john waynes saddle bags to me:gag:

Originally posted by kirky
looked like a pair of john waynes saddle bags to me:gag:

but john wayne was a big leggy:D

http://haysi-fantayzee-lyrics.wonderlyrics.com/John-Wayne-Is-Big-Leggy.html

Originally posted by kirky
at 2 o'clock in the afternoon:o :o :o :o :o ive just been to pick a ladder up from shalesmoor,the place i go to is on the back streets and with all the road works down there loads of the little side streets are blocked off,so as i 'm slowly driving down looking for the street i want a bird resembling a cross betwwen worzel gummage and waynetta slob smiles at me,being the polite person that i am i smiles back...."looking for buisness" she says:o :o :o :o

She must have thought you were curb crawling. Lucky the police weren't around cos its against the law isn't it.

You could have ended up in the clink with only your ladder for company - lucky escape mate!

;)

Originally posted by kirky
at 2 o'clock in the afternoon:o :o :o :o :o ive just been to pick a ladder up from shalesmoor,the place i go to is on the back streets and with all the road works down there loads of the little side streets are blocked off,so as i 'm slowly driving down looking for the street i want a bird resembling a cross betwwen worzel gummage and waynetta slob smiles at me,being the polite person that i am i smiles back...."looking for buisness" she says:o :o :o :o

Tha should have kicked her guide dog :D

Originally posted by buxomhussy
She must have thought you were curb crawling. Lucky the police weren't around cos its against the law isn't it.

You could have ended up in the clink with only your ladder for company - lucky escape mate!

;)

It has just occurred to me that if she was that ugly she may have been desperate and thought that Kirky was on the game.:hihi:

Heres another thought....He is quoted as saying

"ive just been to pick a ladder up from shalesmoor,the place i go to is on the back streets"

Note - "the place I go to" - so he knows where the place is....

and then

"so as i 'm slowly driving down looking for the street i want "

Curb crawling....I wouldnt imply such a thing from such an upstanding citizen as Kirky.

Aint it amazing what a bit of editing can do :D:D:D

Originally posted by Dj_Shadowman
Heres another thought....He is quoted as saying

"ive just been to pick a ladder up from shalesmoor,the place i go to is on the back streets"

Note - "the place I go to" - so he knows where the place is....

and then

"so as i 'm slowly driving down looking for the street i want "

So he was Curb crawling....

Aint it amazing what a bit of editing can do :D:D:D

Certainly it is :o :o :o

Originally posted by owdlad
Certainly it is :o :o :o

Nice one, cant get this stupid grin off of my face now :D

He is going to think we are conspiring against him....

Originally posted by Dj_Shadowman
Nice one, cant get this stupid grin off of my face now :D

He is going to think we are conspiring against him....

It should take the pressure off redrobbo for a couple of days!:D :D

Originally posted by Dj_Shadowman
Nice one, cant get this stupid grin off of my face now :D

He is going to think we are conspiring against him....

Conspiring is something Kirky thinks happens when someone from Chesterfield sells him some hookey gear him under the church steeple :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Originally posted by owdlad
Conspiring is something Kirky thinks happens when someone from Chesterfield sells him some hookey gear him under the church steeple :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Oi, I was born within sight of that steeple.....
Could be why im so twisted :D

Originally posted by kirky
at 2 o'clock in the afternoon:o :o :o :o :o ive just been to pick a ladder up from shalesmoor,the place i go to is on the back streets and with all the road works down there loads of the little side streets are blocked off,so as i 'm slowly driving down looking for the street i want a bird resembling a cross betwwen worzel gummage and waynetta slob smiles at me,being the polite person that i am i smiles back...."looking for buisness" she says:o :o :o :o

and? Are you £25 lighter now? ;)

Originally posted by owdlad
Conspiring is something Kirky thinks happens when someone from Chesterfield sells him some hookey gear him under the church steeple :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

And I thought that was perspiring.

Originally posted by robbie
and? Are you £25 lighter now? ;)

£25....you was robbed :D

Originally posted by Dj_Shadowman
£25....you was robbed :D

have you seen him? ;) :D

Originally posted by drolnhoj
Did she have a ladder in her tights?:D
well, it certainly wasn't the stairway to heaven...... :hihi:

Originally posted by robbie
have you seen him? ;) :D

I have, and she was :D

Wait for the winda cleaning prices to go up now :confused:

Ayup Kirky, I know your job has it's ups-and-downs but blimey Charlie; wonders how George Formby would have handled it?

Don , George Formby would have sung ,---

" I was down Shalesmoor one day , in me little van ,

A lady came right up to me, ' I'm looking for a man' .

I said , ' If you let me climb your ladder ,

I will help you all I can ,'..........when I'm cleaning windows ".

A while ago, waiting at the (old) traffic lights on Alma street to turn onto corporation street, what only can best be described as a 'gargoyle with no teeth' tried to get in my car (luckily no central locking!). It was pouring down with rain and she offered to '**** me for free' in exchange for a lift.

Luckily the lights changed!

Same thing happened the very first time i came to Sheffield on a course. Looking at the A-Z, the quickest way to get to my hotel was a shortcut up Upper Allen Street.

Propositioned 4 times no less!! Each one cruder than the rest.

:gag:

Originally posted by Fareast
Don , George Formby would have sung ,---

" I was down Shalesmoor one day , in me little van ,

A lady came right up to me, ' I'm looking for a man' .

I said , ' If you let me climb your ladder ,

I will help you all I can ,'..........when I'm cleaning windows ".

:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: