I hear Nemo was found dead in his tank in Hollywood - surrounded by bottles, and his water clouded white with coke.

Lilo and Stitch shot each other in a Vegas motel room during a quarrel after theyd blown their movie fortune on gambling and expensive call girls.

Plush - the donkey from Shrek- is in prison for buying kiddie porn.

On a happier note, I see Buzz Lightyear has stopped making movies and has moved into a ranch in Yosemite with his close friend Clifford.

Does anyone have any more celebrity gossip?

PS Does anyone know if that story is true about Mickey Mouse having those big shoes in order to hide his cloven hooves...?

Speaking of Mickey Mouse, John Hench, the official portrait painter of Mickey Mouse, died in California a few days ago at the age of 95. RIP.

I did hear that Norris Cole regularly indulges in 3-in-a-bed sex romps with Rita Sullivan and Haley Cropper.

While Vera Duckworth watches.