samscam
29-10-2005, 21:37
Our friends have just found out their baby is due on June 6th 2006. Any advice?
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View Full Version : The number of the beast samscam 29-10-2005, 21:37 Our friends have just found out their baby is due on June 6th 2006. Any advice? D2J 29-10-2005, 21:38 Hold out a day or two... melthebell 29-10-2005, 21:42 run to the hills JoeP 29-10-2005, 22:03 Suggest a very quick christening and don't call him Damien.... :) And if the child's head rotates through 360' then be afraid, be very afraid! Joe Grissom 29-10-2005, 22:07 Tell them to move abroad and live in a different time zone, hopefully they'll pick right place and the little darling will be born on a different day :thumbsup: medusa 29-10-2005, 22:10 Is this their first (cos first babies are usually overdue)? Or maybe convince the obstetrician that there's a really, and I mean REALLY, good reason for a section (always arranged a couple of weeks in advance to fit it in before natural labour). Too posh to push? Nah- designer birthday. samscam 29-10-2005, 22:19 Originally posted by medusa666 Is this their first (cos first babies are usually overdue)? Or maybe convince the obstetrician that there's a really, and I mean REALLY, good reason for a section (always arranged a couple of weeks in advance to fit it in before natural labour). Too posh to push? Nah- designer birthday. I expect some people would chose the 6th for novelty value. At least it should be easy to remember. the_rudeboy 29-10-2005, 22:21 665 - the neighbour of the beast. medusa 29-10-2005, 22:23 Originally posted by samscam I expect some people would chose the 6th for novelty value. At least it should be easy to remember. You mean like us choosing to get married on 29 Feb, even through it was a Tuesday? MysTique 29-10-2005, 22:32 I can do a nice rendition of O Fortuna when the baby's born.:D samscam 29-10-2005, 22:46 The next problem is that the only way in or out of this godforsaken Bolton involves (you guessed it) the A666. Perhaps we will not invite them round too often for fear of it forming a large chasm. Agent Gypo 29-10-2005, 22:50 Originally posted by samscam Our friends have just found out their baby is due on June 6th 2006. Any advice? Eat it. Splodge_CRB 30-10-2005, 03:37 Funnily enough, only this morning the chicken entrails suggested that the 'Dark One' will soon walk the earth once more.......spooky! Of course it'll be teeny tiny baby steps at first with frequent demands to be carried....... :twisted: madowl 30-10-2005, 05:35 Originally posted by samscam Our friends have just found out their baby is due on June 6th 2006. Any advice? "Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short... Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and sixty six." :evil: Dj_Shadowman 30-10-2005, 07:52 My oldest son was born at 6 minutes & 6 seconds past 6am. And yes, he is called Damien - strange that when we took him to be christened he started screaming blue murder before we got into the church ! DragonofAna 30-10-2005, 08:55 Actually, Rudeboy, the neighbour of the beast is 664. 665 was demolished to make way for a bypass. Dragon the_rudeboy 30-10-2005, 08:58 Originally posted by Dragon Actually, Rudeboy, the neighbour of the beast is 664. 665 was demolished to make way for a bypass. Dragon What? .....the Highway to Hell? :hihi: DragonofAna 30-10-2005, 09:04 There were plans on display in the bowels of the town hall, and all those silly white notices stuck on the lamp posts which no-one bothers to read unless they are really bored. Anyhow - the occupant of 665 did not get out prior to demolition so remember to lay a bunch of flowers before you get into the barge, and never forget to give a tip to the oarsman. Dragon Plain Talker 30-10-2005, 09:21 Originally posted by the_rudeboy 665 - the neighbour of the beast. hmmmm *snarls...* 333... don't make me show you my other half! lol PT samscam 30-10-2005, 14:34 Originally posted by Plain Talker hmmmm *snarls...* 333... don't make me show you my other half! lol PT mmmmm I don't think they've considered the possibility of twins. Sierra 30-10-2005, 15:10 Old Saturday Night Live skit. (SNL) John Belushi is dressed up as Damien in The Omen. People keep telling his parents that he's an evil little kid...possibly the antichrist, and to look for the mark of the beast. (he's got three HUGE sixes written on his forehead with bold, black marker) They look, but are seeing the numbers upside down. Mom and dad both heave sighs of relief. Those aren't sixes, they're NINES! :) Sierra absynthfairy 30-10-2005, 16:34 The number of the beast being 666 is actually a myth spawned by the apocalyptic literature the Christians used to conceal their religion back in the days of Nero's persecution. 666 was the numerology used to simply use Nero's name in the Book of Revelation without getting burnt to a crisp! samscam 30-10-2005, 16:48 A possible alternative name suggestion. Damien is all to obvious! Nero (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antichrist) Dj_Shadowman 30-10-2005, 17:24 The antichrist is among us.........his name - Bill Gates :D melthebell 30-10-2005, 17:27 The antichrist IS actually .................. ....................click me to find out (http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/index.shtml) DragonofAna 30-10-2005, 20:50 The antichrist is santa. I thought you all knew that. Am I banned for that? Dragon |