View Full Version : What is the worst thing you have ever won?


desy
27-10-2005, 20:22
Won A BBC Radio Sheffield goody bag contents:
2 booklets on BBC and DAB Radio.
Plastic bag
T Towel
BBC Pen
Ice Scraper

Something that realy wants you to enter again.

Mind You not much better when I won on Radio Nottingham that time a LP of someone I had never heard of.

Don_Kiddick
27-10-2005, 20:28
an argument with my Dad about his parenting skills over the years.

czechroman
27-10-2005, 20:29
training for football even though i didnt want it, always win stuff i dont want, never win lottery!:rolleyes: :D

owdlad
27-10-2005, 20:37
I once won a Goblin teas maid in a new years raffle.........and the damned thing was second hand, and ten to fifteen years old :gag:

steevie/d
27-10-2005, 20:42
i once won three sunday dinners in a raffle at woodseats w.m.c. the place was in uproar they thought it was fiddle lol:D

roughy101
27-10-2005, 20:42
my mom once won a larry grayson lp on radio sheffield,i can still hear shut that door and slack alice:gag:

alchresearch
27-10-2005, 20:57
A Brother Beyond LP with a signed photo of Dave Kilner when he was on Hallam FM back in 1990.

I sent the photo back.

Kristian
27-10-2005, 20:59
I once won a £25 sports shop voucher in a raffle; how I didn't run straight out for a pair of new soccer boots or a ping-pong bat that second I'll never know. :roll:

miniminch
27-10-2005, 21:09
At Christmas I won a signed photo of Mike Skinner off radio6's 'write a Mike Skinner Christmas rap' contest.
It's chav but ironic in an iconic artsie type of way:suspect: I like it really:cool:

weenireeni
27-10-2005, 21:11
i used to enter the ring to wins on smtv every saturday and won millennium goodies such as plastic sunglasses shaped like 2000, but best one was keith chegwin cd of the worst songs ever or something! i was quite cheeky though and took it back to woolies to exchange for vouchers, so ended up with £15 of sweeties, not bad eh!

Preacher Man
27-10-2005, 21:21
a penguin windsreen ice scraper......i dont have a license???

Kristian
27-10-2005, 21:32
Originally posted by liamfh
a penguin windsreen ice scraper......i dont have a license???

A licence to use a windscreen scraper? :o I don't think I do either. I better get some de-icer double quick! :)

Preacher Man
27-10-2005, 21:41
funny thing is, in my next payslip was a flyer for the bosses son's new company offering a residential course to obtain your ice scraper license with 30% off.

what a coincedence!!

Zebra
28-10-2005, 01:39
A cd at a live radio show in a park, the CD was called 'Just Another Shaggy Dog Story', never head of the artist before or since. Nor have I seen the CD since that day. Nor do I want to :D

scottf
28-10-2005, 10:03
4ft high fibre optic christmas tree!!! so so SO tacky!!!

Lea1979
28-10-2005, 11:04
you should all be greatful - i've never won anything in my life :(

speeed
28-10-2005, 11:07
An air guitar, what am I supposed to do with that I cant even play the thing!

Modesty
28-10-2005, 11:09
Went to Sheffield FC annual dinner last night and a friend of ours won a portrait of Mohamed Ali...:confused:

scottf
28-10-2005, 11:17
Originally posted by Lee1979
you should all be greatful - i've never won anything in my life :(

u won my heart??











(goes off to be sick somewhere!!)

love_hearts
28-10-2005, 11:30
I won a 'precious gem' off some sort of scratch card, looked more like a green pebble. And for the bargain price of £15.99 I could have sent it away to be polished and made into a beautiful necklace. Needless to say it went in the bin.

Lea1979
28-10-2005, 11:43
Originally posted by scottf
u won my heart??

just for that comment you can have it back :gag:

neeeeeeeeeek
28-10-2005, 12:20
A cardboard Oil Rig !

pete_jim
28-10-2005, 12:51
An enormous watermelon in Puerto Rico. Carried it miles back to the ship despite it weighing at least three tons and me being as a newt. Staggered to the top of the gangway and promptly dropped it smashing it to pieces. So drunk I sat in the rain in hysterics laughing uncontrollably.

mjlacey21
28-10-2005, 12:54
a keyring that was supposed to give someone a £50 reward if they handed in your lost keys.

Lost keys. Never got them back.

spicey
28-10-2005, 17:00
my dad once won the tic-tac mobile (vw beatle covered in green and white - even over the windows) for a whole month.

He was well chuffed.:|

MrH
28-10-2005, 17:08
A once won a draught excluder in the shape of a tartan snake in a raffle.

Question is - who put that into the raffle and thought it suitable as a prize?

swanny
28-10-2005, 17:10
I won a life's supply of Christmas baubles! The only problem was that only 2 got mailed to me each year. I moved after the 2nd year and I often wonder if the baubles are continuing to be delivered to my old address.

Andy
28-10-2005, 17:13
I once won a £150 voucher for a car servicing garage, which would have been a cool prize if I wasn't 10 at the time. My dad liked it though :thumbsup:

I also have won a tin of baked beans in a tombola. I wouldn't have minded, but they were the kind you get from Netto :hihi:

pete_fcs
28-10-2005, 17:14
a nail pedicure!

i used to enter EVERY competition in the star. hardly anyone entered, so i won a prize every week or so, including a day's recording in FON studio!

:)

Plain Talker
28-10-2005, 17:28
I bought a ticket for the "50-50" draw, at Preston North End FC's ground.

It was an absolutely miserable night.

My Granny had died that morning, but because we had already got the tickets to the match that the blades were playing there, my ex decided that we weren't going to waste them.

So we went.

At half-time, they held the draw.

I heard my number being called out..

I got all excited, I thought

"Yeah! Yeah! I've won 2-grand! It might even cover the cost of my granny's funeral.

Oh yeah!

Some bloody luck!

I misheard. Yeah, my number was called out.

However... I'd got the 2nd prize, instead of the first.

what was it?

A sodding video casette.

A sodding video casette of bloody Preston's bloody finest bloody goals...

It didn't even come with a thirty bloody quid bloody video player to play the sodding thing on!

I got called onto the pitch, for a photograph. The photographer was saying "Come on! Smile!"

I'm sat there, snarling, through gritted teeth.. "WHY???"

I was terribly tempted to tell them to "Stick it!"

My ex was in tucks, he thought it was hilarious!

PT

the_rudeboy
28-10-2005, 17:53
my ex-wifes hand in marriage. :o :D

desy
28-10-2005, 18:15
Once got conned into going to see Sheffield United V Everton. Won the lucky programme number. Yes you've guessed it 2 stand tickets for the next Home match against Chelsea.

Come on you Owls.

Andy
28-10-2005, 18:22
Originally posted by Plain Talker
A sodding video casette of bloody Preston's bloody finest bloody goals...


I bet that was a short tape :hihi:

GothicCharm
28-10-2005, 18:55
I won a coconut

GothicCharm
28-10-2005, 18:57
And I once won a thing of handcream..

Lotti
28-10-2005, 19:16
Feel sure I've just replied to this :suspect:

I once won a signed spice girl photograph when I was about 10 at a school disco for being the 'best dancer'...

yay :|

GothicCharm
28-10-2005, 19:18
At that age I'd have cherished it. I won a blackcurrant lolly pop for best dancer in school. :( I don't even like blackcurrant lolly pops

Titian
28-10-2005, 19:22
2 tickets to see Prince many years ago, then couldn't make it!!!

owdlad
28-10-2005, 19:26
Originally posted by bonny
2 tickets to see Prince many years ago, then couldn't make it!!!

You had a close escape there then :P

Rich
28-10-2005, 19:36
I won a child's fluffy alien thingy for scoring 103 on the mini 10 pin bowling in the arcade in Meadowhall Oasis :gag:

If I'd been 3 I would've loved it but I wasn't I was 28... I couldn't even give it away to our Ellie (my cousin's little 'un) cos she was only 2 and a half at the time :loopy:

Don_Kiddick
28-10-2005, 19:39
Originally posted by Rich
I won a child's fluffy alien thingy for scoring 103 on the mini 10 pin bowling in the arcade in Meadowhall Oasis :gag:

I bet the child was devastated too? :hihi:

GothicCharm
28-10-2005, 19:48
Originally posted by Don_Kiddick
I bet the child was devastated too? :hihi:

lol!

Col2k5
04-12-2005, 10:54
My brother once won a years supply of them tablets u put in water for ya false teeth .. lol

michael_v2
04-12-2005, 11:08
I entered a competition to see who was the hardest. Me, or a tree. well, the tree won. My prize for coming second was a 2 week all expenses paid stay in a top sheffild hospital. won't enter that one again. :P :D

i once won an out of shape, fat, hit repeatadly in the face with an ugly stick competition. Thing that worries me was that it was just me and my mate in the competition. i swear it was a fix.

koenigsinger
04-12-2005, 11:26
a Lotus eaters album..... oh how we laughed..... the first track..... "german german german german girl" which immediately became the ironic " jammy jammy jammy jammy get" :hihi:


:clap:

jen229
04-12-2005, 15:43
I won an ashtray when I was 7 years old!!

komal
06-12-2005, 15:35
remember that awful singer lolly? she did that hey mickey you're so fine, well once i rang nickelodeon and they sent me a cd signed by her :(

deelightful3
06-12-2005, 16:41
my 9 yr old son went to the school fair last week, had a go on the raffle and won three prizes,only trouble was they were all girlie things,a pink teddy with bubble bath,a small doll and a lovely wind up doll that played a lullabye,as you can guess he was not amused.