Pete David & The Payroll Union + Mike Hughes + DJ Beards Not Bombs + DJ Tim Bromhead - Friday 10th December, 8pm, £4 with flyer

Hello chaps and chappettes!

On 10th December, we'll be hosting one of the finest evenings of musical entertainment ever to hit Penelopes. Oh yes. Firstly, we'll be hearing some delightful recorded music from Beards Not Bombs (Ubi Lescar), who'll be mixing the best of Americana with the best of Diana Ross.

Following this super disc-spinner will be a songsmith so delectable, I almost want to lick him clean. It is of course, Mr Mike Hughes (http://www.myspace.com/mikehughessongs) and I daresay he'll blow your winter socks off.

Then without delay, Pete David and his Payroll Union will give the most rambunctious and downright filthiest set of Americana you're likely to hear this side of Wakefield.

http://www.myspace.com/petedavidandthepayrollunion

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/petedavidandthepayrollunion

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/event.php?eid=162449270460642

And with a tooth-crumblingly loud DJ set from Tim Bromhead (http://www.bromheads.tv/), I genuinely fear you may self combust in excitement.

Free CDs and badges on the night!

Penelopes, Arundel Gate, next to the Odeon, 8pm, £4 with a flyer (follow facebook link above!), £5 otherwise.