Much harder than before methinks! Which 5 songs could you happily live without and chuck on the great musical pyre? One artist per track so you cant say everything ever by Craig David (unfortunately :D )

1. Where is the Love? - Black Eyed Peas (its kept the Darkness of no1 and the lyrics are the most contrite cliched rubbish Ive heard!)
2. Flavour - Craig David (he's proper lost it now :thumbsup: )
3. Mistle and Wine - Cl*** Ri****d (cant even bring myself to type his name the foul creature!)
4. Eternal Flame - either verson (sick making romantic pap!)
5. We will Rock You - 5ive (shameless and awful cover of a classic! how dare they!!!!!)

- The Millennium Prayer - Cliff Richard

- Candle In The Wind 1997 - Elton John

- Orville's Song - Keith Harris and Orville

- There's No One Quite Like Grandma - St. Winifred's School Choir

- Anyone Can Fall In Love - Anita Dobson

Yes - I think I could manage to get though life without ever hearing any of those ever again.

Nomme

You're right, this is hard

I will think of more but at the moment I have to say the worst song ever is DJ Otzi's cover of Hey Baby - it makes my skin crawl.

I'm thinking.

I remember watching the 100 worst singles ever at Christmas and agreeing with a number of them - just can't remember any one of them now!

-- ooh yes the millennium prayer - that really was awful - and the vid was terrible.

btw atomic kitten are splitting up - I bet everyone is crying there eyes out .

oooohhh........fun yet irritating......


1. Cheeky Girls - Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)

2. Ant & Dec - We're on the Ball (irritating 2002 World Cup song)

3. Hanson - MMMBop

4. Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy

5. Shut Up - Black Eyed Peas (Soz for breaking rule Moshy I couldn't resist)

Now imagine being stuck on an island with those tunes....sheer torture:thumbsup:

Beautiful - Christina Aguilara
Cuban Boys - Hamster Dance
That song by Michelle McManus which sounds like Evergreen but isn't.
Black Lace - The Music Man
Atomic Kitten - Whole Again

Originally posted by Jayne
btw atomic kitten are splitting up - I bet everyone is crying there eyes out .

REALLY????

HUZZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Does a little joy dance!* :thumbsup:

Only for a year apparently, but I'm willing to bet we never hear from them again.

Anything by Timmy Mallet.
Firestarter
The entire back catalogue of Westlife

Hmmm, let me think now.....

1: Kelly Osbourne- Pappa don't preach
2: Cheeky girls- that song about bum touching
3: ANY Busted title (can I count that as 1? pleeaassee!!:D )
4: Josh winx/winks- 40 laughs (irritating 4 mins of laughing around a dance beat)
5: Ant and Dec world cup 2002 crap:mad:

I hate cover-versions, so here's mine:-

1 Madonna - American Pie (How the h*ll did this get to No1?)

2 Puff Daddy - I'll Be Missing You (Shame on you, Sting, for
allowing this!)

3 Dario G - Sunshine (Sorry, but this isn't Sunshine, its Dream
Academy's 'Life In A Northern Town' without the
words. Diabolical!)

4 Ronan Keating - We've Got Tonight (Bring back Bob Seger!)

5 DJ Sammy - Heaven (What applies to Sting also applies to
Bryan Adams)

Originally posted by Terminator
1 Madonna - American Pie (How the h*ll did this get to No1?)
Glad you reminded me of this, put it in my list somewhere. I can't listen to that song without feeling sick.

Originally posted by Sidla
Glad you reminded me of this, put it in my list somewhere. I can't listen to that song without feeling sick.

I know. Probably the best pop song ever and certainly the best example of why a 'classic' should be left alone. What I want to know is who bought it and why?

Anything by the vomit inducing Corrs.

*fights off gagging while trying to speak*

The Birdie Song

:o :o :o :o :o

Wilf

Originally posted by BrainThrust
The Birdie Song


You're going to regret that :lol: *der der deerrr der der der derr*

*Screams, runs away then returns with a scalpel*

Don't make me gut you from crotch to sternum like a rainbow trout!

:thumbsup:

Wilf

Originally posted by nomme
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- There's No One Quite Like Grandma - St. Winifred's School Choir



Believe it or not but I used to own that on an old 45, I may have still got it somewhere. I didn't buy it, it was a gift. What about Supergran, do you remember that one? :D

Here is my list. There is a few more but I've narrowed it down as much as I can.

1. Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
- Bombalurina & Timmy Mallett

2. Mama - Who Da Man? - Richard Blackwood

3. Unchained Melody - Robson and Jerome - Awful Cover.

4. Teletubbies Say 'Eh-Oh' - The Teletubbies

5. Firestarter - Prodigy

6. I'll be missing you - Puff Daddy - Ruined one of the most famous songs of all time.

7. The Millennium Prayer - Cliff Richard

There are so many bad songs about, and this thread has just proved that fact 5 times over!

notice how its mainly one hit wonders as well :lol:

Originally posted by RPG
You're going to regret that :lol: *der der deerrr der der der derr*
Who invented the silly lyrics?
"With a little bit of this...and a little bit of that...and you shake your bum!"

Who? WHO? tell me this, was it some drunkerd on a holiday in Tenerife?

Originally posted by Mosherchik
One artist per track so you cant say everything ever by Craig David (unfortunately :D )

None of these are allowed:
Originally posted by Rich
Anything by Timmy Mallet.

The entire back catalogue of Westlife
Originally posted by duffman
3: ANY Busted title (can I count that as 1? pleeaassee!!:D )

Originally posted by Carmine
Anything by the vomit inducing Corrs.

Come on people, don't be lazy!!

Oh OK then, here's one....

Rolf Harris's version of Led Zeppelin's classic "Stairway to Heaven"..... of all the songs Rolf could've bastardised, WHY did he choose Stairway?!

What are you talking about? The Rolf Harris version is quality! :D

A few years ago I used to think Rolf was God.... but then I grew up and stopped being 5 :D

I never liked that stupid peg leg think that he used to do.