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raynor
28-10-2010, 21:20
Got a text today from british gas saying not to buy illegal electricity .apparentley someones door knocking selling electric .if you do get a call from them to call british gas stright away

Weazel2006
28-10-2010, 21:21
how can you buy illegal electricity?! o.O

OOmpa
28-10-2010, 21:22
how can you buy illegal electricity?! o.O

:hihi::hihi: That has tickled me

hard2miss
28-10-2010, 22:17
Don't by that snide electricity, I tried it and the washer only did half a cycle :(

pcspb1
28-10-2010, 22:20
how can you buy illegal electricity?! o.O

Probably selling hooky tokens for the prepayment meters...

rothschild
28-10-2010, 23:14
We're with British gas for both gas and electricity and we haven't had a text like this. Mind you, I don't think they know our mobile phone numbers anyhow.
I wonder what they mean by "illegal" electricity?
Intriguing.

andygardener
28-10-2010, 23:56
It's just scaremongering by the big boys becuase they're scared of the small electicity merchants. As we're all sheffield lads i'll let you in the know, i've 92 gigawatts in a lockup that i'm willing to go for a song, just PM me. ;)

rothschild
29-10-2010, 00:17
We've got free leccy..........but it isn't illegal. lol.

corgigasman
29-10-2010, 00:34
It's just scaremongering by the big boys becuase they're scared of the small electicity merchants. As we're all sheffield lads i'll let you in the know, i've 92 gigawatts in a lockup that i'm willing to go for a song, just PM me. ;)

92 gigawatts...are you mad? Don't drive around with that lot in the back of the van and exceed 88mph or you will end up in 1985!!!

andygardener
29-10-2010, 00:43
92 gigawatts...are you mad? Don't drive around with that lot in the back of the van and exceed 88mph or you will end up in 1985!!!

Don't worry about it mate, it's all stored in rubber buckets. No risk from the old electric when it's stored in rubber, simple fact, like with lightning.

On an unrelated note, i've got a few cubic foot of the old natural gas going cheap which my mates currently got stuffed in a stairwell of a towerblock. In your game i bet you could shift it, if the price is right eh ;)

Treatment
29-10-2010, 13:21
This is to do with the recent discovery of North Sea electricity I believe, as reported in the Daily Mail.

Number Six
29-10-2010, 13:27
It's easy to spot the illegal electric as it is red. You're only supposed to use it to run street lights, but I was stopped by a bloke the other day who'd been sent to deliver some and they'd loaded his van up with an extra cauldron of it by mistake - there is two pylon's worth of leccy in one of those! He offered it to me cheap, but I was wearing my steel toe-caps so I couldn't carry it home. Shame, it was a shockingly good deal.

Cynic
29-10-2010, 13:32
It's easy to spot the illegal electric as it is red. You're only supposed to use it to run street lights, but I was stopped by a bloke the other day who'd been sent to deliver some and they'd loaded his van up with an extra cauldron of it by mistake - there is two pylon's worth of leccy in one of those! He offered it to me cheap, but I was wearing my steel toe-caps so I couldn't carry it home. Shame, it was a shockingly good deal.

Don't tell anyone but I used some of that and it stained the inside of all my wires. I live in fear of the day I get that knock at the door.

KNOCK KNOCK
ME - Who is that?
KNOCKER - Wire inspectors
ME -:shocked:

Number Six
29-10-2010, 13:39
Don't tell anyone but I used some of that and it stained the inside of all my wires. I live in fear of the day I get that knock at the door.

KNOCK KNOCK
ME - Who is that?
KNOCKER - Wire inspectors
ME -:shocked:

Blimey - I'm glad I didn't get it now. My mate uses it all the time and he says his kettle has gone pink, but he saves so much on the electric it is worth it. He had old vegetable oil containers full of it on his allotment, but loads of it leaked away when he left his rubber wellies leaning on the drum.