Hot off the press...

Doctors have warned that Jordan's 34FF breasts could explode if jungle leeches get to chomp on them. The silicone-enhanced glamour model plans to strip off on I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here. But medics claim that is one of the most perilous things she could do, according to the Daily Star.

They reckon that if leeches attach themselves to her ample bosom, her precious assets will become inflamed - and grow even larger.

The paper quotes a doctor as saying: "She would need to be treated quickly if she was bitten on her chest. I dread to think what would happen if her breasts started swelling. There is a danger they might explode." Full Story (http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-12977609,00.html)

Has television gone too far?

Can we justify risking the lives of other celebraties just to get a big pair of tatties onto our screens during prime time (my god, who would we get to host all the trash TV programs if Ant & Dec got caught in the blast)?

Will Hoon be sending body armour this time?

Your views please...

Are you sure it's not leeches but lechers?

Originally posted by Sam Miguel
Are you sure it's not leeches but lechers?
Could be. If Johnny Rotten sinks one of his biscuit teeth in it could have the same disasterous effect!

Originally posted by Zamo
Jordan's 34FF breasts

Could come in useful as boyuancy aids if she has to do any water based " Bush Tucker Trials"

There are 2 other positve points about having Jordan in the jungle with you,

1. All the flies will be around her, as it will be so sweaty underneath her boobs.

2. If your hammock breaks, you could always use one of her Bra's.;) :thumbsup:

Originally posted by mikey
If your hammock breaks, you could always use one of her Bra's.;) :thumbsup:

I think the idea is that there won't be much bra wearing!!!!

Seriously though, imagine if they blew up during a swim? You could have a mile long silicon slip making its way down the Amazon. I think I'll get on to Greenpeace about this potential deadly risk to the environment.

Originally posted by Zamo
Seriously though, imagine if they blew up during a swim? You could have a mile long silicon slip making its way down the Amazon.

It'd be a lot more than a mile considering their filming on Australia's Gold Coast.;)

Jordan's boobs explode !?

Let's hope she don't confess this fact while boarding any fights in the US !!! ...