Did anybody watch this programme following two lonely, old, lecherous men on the hunt for love . . . . ( wait for it ) . . . In Thailand.

An old geezer who went and found love ( a passport-seeking Mrs ) and married her.

A rather large and lonely individual who would make the stay-puft man look like mr muscle, went across to marry his long distance girlfriend and came back with some other wench he happened to meet whilst out there.

Such an embarrassing documentary - what made them do it!?:gag:

Since I'm in China , I think I might nip down that Thailand and try and make a few bob . Put an ad. in the Bangkok Daily Whatsit .....{ " Over 60 , male for sale . Most of own hair . Smokes and drinks a good bit but rarely falls down. Most ,"bits " in working order but rapidly rusting , wishes to meet Thai Beauty who must be hard-working , broadminded and completely obedient . British citizenship guaranteed . Own home in Wincobank area of Sheffield , on the edge of the Peak district "}.
I wouldn't accept anything less than 90 p. , though . I'm no cheapstake .